Why can’t Orphans win trophy’s because they can’t take them home
anti funny joke why do depressed people want to kill them selves to be loved on the news show for 10 minutes
A orphanage is like a horse rescue, you rescue them, you rehabilitate them, and then you sell them to the highest bitter.
one day i was just sitting around when my butthole began to grow larger it grew and grew and began to engulf the other parts of my body until it swallowed them all now i am just a big butthole typing this please help me
A man walks into a store and orders 2 large chips. They give them to him and he says: "I ordered 2 large chips, not 100 little ones!"
Once upon a time, there was a woman named Sarah who woke up one morning to find her husband and his wheelchair missing. She searched high and low, but they were nowhere to be found. Desperate to find them, she put up posters all over town offering a reward.
Why do women wear panties with flowers on them?
In loving memory of all the faces that have been buried there.
Why do blonde prostitutes prefer blowjobs?
They hate it when you hand it to them.
Them: What's on your arm?
Me: I'm training to breathe fire ;)
my wife and I have decided that we do not want children. If anybody does, please send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
All these people on here making me wish I knew them IRL.
How do you disrespect an Asian?
Give them driving lessons.
When you see an orphanage bully, remind them that no matter how powerful they are, they will never be as strong as their dads... Oh wait, they don't have a dad.
How are orphans like broken pencils?
Neither of them have points.
What do babies and explosives have in common?
They both make a noise when you throw them.
When ordering food at a new restaurant, my wife asked the waiter what they do to prepare their chicken.
“Nothing special,” he explained. “We just tell them they’re going to die.”
What’s the difference between a woman and a policeman? One of them have rights.
How do you get a retard out of a tree?
Wave at them
My parents told me that I should go hang with my friends and get out of the house.
So I called some of my friends and told them to meet me in the school yard. One said, "What tree?"
I replied, "You’ll know when you get here!"
My parents never said how they wanted us to hangout.
How do you piss off a color blind person?
Give them a Rubik's cube.
How do you punish a blind person
Hand them a gun, and tell them it’s a hairdryer.
