Them jokes

One day I was just sitting around when my butthole began to grow larger. It grew and grew and began to engulf the other parts of my body until it swallowed them all. Now I am just a big butthole typing this. Please help me!

What do babies and explosives have in common?

They both make a noise when you throw them.

Like if you listen to Kidd G.

Comment if you listen to Polo G.

Share if you listen to NBA Youngboy.

Do all if you listen to all of them and you all of them if Kobe Bryant is a legend.

When you see an orphanage bully, remind them that no matter how powerful they are, they will never be as strong as their dads... Oh wait, they don't have a dad.

When ordering food at a new restaurant, my wife asked the waiter what they do to prepare their chicken.

“Nothing special,” he explained. “We just tell them they’re going to die.”

Papyrus: Sans, I have a joke. What do you call someone lazy and incompetent?

Sans: What do you call them?

Papyrus: YOU! NOW GET UP AND CLEAN YOUR ROOM, YOU LAZY BONES!

Ask someone to call you a bitch. When they do, tell them, "Bitches do as they are told!"

What’s the difference between a woman and a policeman? One of them have rights.

How are orphans like broken pencils?

Neither of them have points.

When someone calls me ugly, I get sad and hug them.

I know life can be difficult for those with weak vision.

Even people who are good for nothing can bring a smile to your face.

For instance, when you push them down the stairs.

What is the difference between a dog pound and an orphanage?

In a dog pound, people actually want them.

My wife and I have decided that we do not want children.

If anybody does, please send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.

Why do blonde prostitutes prefer blowjobs?

They hate it when you hand it to them.

Them: What's on your arm?

Me: I'm training to breathe fire ;)

I like Christmas.

It’s the holiday where an old man breaks into people’s homes so he can give them toys! :) yaaaaay 😁

When people tell me to "go to hell," I tell them their address.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends how hard you throw them.

What do women and screen doors have in common? The more you bang them, the looser they get.

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?

Make them clap until their parents come back.