Sally had 69 boobs, which was 222 many, 69,222. So she went to the doctor on 51st street, 69,222,51, who gave her pills. She took them 8 times a day, and now she is boobless.
Them Jokes
What do you say when an emo cuts themself?
"Like your cut, G."
What do women and screen doors have in common? The more you bang them, the looser they get.
Timmy had 66 toys. He said it was "2 many (662)," so he gave them to Mr. Divide. He gave 21. Equals flip it over! It’s weird.
What does a baby and a grenade have in common?
They both make noise after you throw them.
Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore – my face should be among them.
If somebody gives you lemons, cut them in half and do the juice in his eyes.
Orphans are pretty tough. I mean, you never see them running home...
I got in trouble at school today because I played the knife game with a pair of scissors, but I couldn't flip them off because I was missing that finger.
To whoever stole my antidepressants, why do you need them?
A missionary went to visit an orphanage in Thailand. After looking around, he asked the manager, "Why do these kids have numbers instead of names on their shirts? And why are some of them the same?"
The manager smiled and said, "Those are price tags."
I saw a bus the other day with some boy scouts at the back. One of them was having fun getting his knot-tying badge.
Police: Come with me, I’m taking you home.
Orphan: Well, we need to find them first.
Police: Then I don’t need to take you home.
A Mario & Luigi joke.
What are the Mario bros' view on child support?
Mario: The parents are obligated to provide for the child and help them the best they could.
Luigi: LMAO I GOTTA GO!
An orphanage is like a horse rescue. You rescue them, rehabilitate them, then sell them for as much as possible.
I love it when your parents come round for Christmas. I just wish we couldn't hear them through the ceiling.
An orphanage is like a horse rescue: you rescue them, you rehabilitate them, and then you sell them to the highest bidder.
Every kid in a classroom is relevant, because if one of them gets shot, they will all be featured on the news.
Q: What does encyclopedia mean by cut them in triple?
A: Encyclopedia, more like "An Cyclone Media!"
How do you make people mad? You use the wrong category. It makes them go red.
