Ask someone to call you a bitch. When they do, tell them, "Bitches do as they are told!"
When someone calls me ugly, I get sad and hug them.
I know life can be difficult for those with weak vision.
An orphanage is like a horse rescue. You rescue them, rehabilitate them, then sell them for as much as possible.
A Mario & Luigi joke.
What are the Mario bros' view on child support?
Mario: The parents are obligated to provide for the child and help them the best they could.
Luigi: LMAO I GOTTA GO!
Every kid in a classroom is relevant, because if one of them gets shot, they will all be featured on the news.
My teachers told me I'd never amount to much because I procrastinate so much.
I told them, "Just you wait!"
Q: What does encyclopedia mean by cut them in triple?
A: Encyclopedia, more like "An Cyclone Media!"
How do you make people mad? You use the wrong category. It makes them go red.
Why do emos hang themselves? Because no one wants to hang around them.
What do Myspace and my dad have in common?
I haven't seen them in a while.
Why do rappers love the gym?
'Cause they're all about them heavy bars.
What is the difference between a dog pound and an orphanage?
In a dog pound, people actually want them.
Even people who are good for nothing can bring a smile to your face.
For instance, when you push them down the stairs.
what do you say when an emo cuts them self.
like your cut g.
First date be like:
Me: I work with animals every day.
Her: Oh, how sweet! What is it exactly that you do with them?
Me: I'm a butcher.
Police: Come with me, I’m taking you home.
Orphan: Well, we need to find them first.
Police: Then I don’t need to take you home.
Sally had 69 boobs, which was 222 many, 69,222. So she went to the doctor on 51st street, 69,222,51, who gave her pills. She took them 8 times a day, and now she is boobless.
Why do violists smile when they play? Because ignorance is bliss, and they don't know what can't hurt them.
(this is not mine credit goes to the grim joker)
What does a baby and a grenade have in common? They both make noise after you throw them
Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore – my face should be among them.
