Them jokes

How do you disrespect an Asian?

Give them driving lessons.

How do you get a retard out of a tree?

Wave at them.

How do you punish a blind person?

Hand them a gun and tell them it’s a hairdryer.

My parents told me that I should go hang with my friends and get out of the house.

So I called some of my friends and told them to meet me in the school yard. One said, "What tree?"

I replied, "You’ll know when you get here!"

My parents never said how they wanted us to hangout.

Where did Jeffrey Epstein go to college?

Bring them young.

What do orgasms and pulses have in common?

I don’t care if they have either of them.

Why do women wear panties with flowers on them?

In loving memory of all the faces that have been buried there.

Why do rappers love the gym?

'Cause they're all about them heavy bars.

One day I was just sitting around when my butthole began to grow larger. It grew and grew and began to engulf the other parts of my body until it swallowed them all. Now I am just a big butthole typing this. Please help me!

What do babies and explosives have in common?

They both make a noise when you throw them.

Like if you listen to Kidd G.

Comment if you listen to Polo G.

Share if you listen to NBA Youngboy.

Do all if you listen to all of them and you all of them if Kobe Bryant is a legend.

When you see an orphanage bully, remind them that no matter how powerful they are, they will never be as strong as their dads... Oh wait, they don't have a dad.

When ordering food at a new restaurant, my wife asked the waiter what they do to prepare their chicken.

“Nothing special,” he explained. “We just tell them they’re going to die.”

Papyrus: Sans, I have a joke. What do you call someone lazy and incompetent?

Sans: What do you call them?

Papyrus: YOU! NOW GET UP AND CLEAN YOUR ROOM, YOU LAZY BONES!

Ask someone to call you a bitch. When they do, tell them, "Bitches do as they are told!"

What’s the difference between a woman and a policeman? One of them have rights.

How are orphans like broken pencils?

Neither of them have points.

When someone calls me ugly, I get sad and hug them.

I know life can be difficult for those with weak vision.

Even people who are good for nothing can bring a smile to your face.

For instance, when you push them down the stairs.

What is the difference between a dog pound and an orphanage?

In a dog pound, people actually want them.