Them jokes
To teach kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinner. They picked tacos. Then I made pizza because they do not live in a swing state.
Being bullied by an artist? Want them to leave you alone?
www.VincentVanGoghAway.com
This is a bad one but why do orphans hate their life even more in 2021?
Cause kids just laugh at them...
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
Answer: A boomerang, because it is the only thing that comes back to them.
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One of them turned to the other and said, "Does this taste funny to you?"
Jeff, did you hear they're making a film about Jimmy Savile? It’s a very touchy subject.
Yeah, I did, Gary, but did you hear the reviews on the Bill Cosby film? People said it was so boring it put them to sleep.
Me: You have pretty eyes.
Her: Thank you.
Me: I can make them roll back 😈🥴
What's the difference between Jesus and a hooker?
The face you make when you nail them.
I wish I was a dinosaur because all of them are dead.
Yo mama so old, I bet she was born when dinosaurs were made, and also she killed them with they breath! 😭😭
I gave Helen Keller an Oculus and AirPods for her 12th birthday, and she hated them and me.
Why are Indians such good actors?
Most of them are phone scammers.
If you're ever frustrated, just punch them in the face. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Hello, I am School Shooter Memes. For the last month I made School Shooter Jokes on the site, so now I want you guys to vote for the best one. It will be in a quarterfinal format with the 8 of them being the most liked. I will link all of the polls in the comments so make sure to vote for your favourite joke.
Which of these is the smartest; also, list them too: Is it autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?
A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Amal." The other goes to a family in Spain, who name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his mother.
Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds: "They're twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."
Women are like rolls of toilet paper. They are either really cheap or expensive, you use them a lot, and they deal with a lot of sh*t.
The top worst thing for an orphan, and probably the most awkward one, is when they're having sex and the other person is calling them "mommy" or "daddy."
Why do skeletons hate wind? Because it goes right through them!
🤔 ❓ How do lesbians 😳 practice safe 🙏 sex they put condoms on dildos and then they put dildos inside of their 👄 👄 👄 mouths and then they perform fellatio on them