Them jokes

Plane

    • If you give someone a plane ticket, they will fly for a day, but if you push them out of a plane, they'll fly for the rest of their life.

    Part

    • What part of "Another One Bites the Dust" do you sing to a disabled person to make fun of them? "I'm standing on my own two feet."

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    • Rape

    • The reason why women have suffered longer than men is because men are using women and abusing them as tools and property, which they aren’t.

    During WWII, women were used every day by evil men for not being able to have sex with their wives, and Muslim women are being raped, women children are being raped every day while you fucking turds of human shit are making jokes of issues that need to stop, so stop with the homophobia, Islamophobia, biphobia and all the other phobias, make sexual harassment, assault and rape victims' voices heard, we will not stay silent because of this shitty app!

    Also, God created women equally as men, do not mistreat your sisters, mothers, aunts, mother-in-laws. Hope all you rapists, sexual abusers, sexual assaulters rot in hell where you deserve to be, not in this country or any other place, hell is where you belong. 😡🤬🖕🏻🖕🏼🖕🏽🖕🏾🖕🏿

    Them memes

    Difference

    • What is the difference between a retard and a zombie anyway?

    They’re always hungry and shuffle around aimlessly, moaning... Oh, and it takes a bullet in the forehead to put them both down.

    Uh!!!

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    • Blonde

    • A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde walk into a bar.

    They were having a chat when the bartender asked them about their opinions on elements.

    The redhead says, “I love gold because I can buy a lot of cars with it.”

    The brunette says, “I would prefer platinum because it is more valuable than gold and can buy you more cars.”

    The blonde says, “I have 2 bags of silicon and you should see the cars outside my house.”

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    • Orphan

    • How to Make an Orphan cry

    Step 1: Talk about Home.

    Step 2: Ask them where their parents are.

    Step 3: Say, "Bye Bye," and push them in the Batmobile!

    Priest

    • A Catholic school is burning down. One of the priests says, "Save the children, save them!" Another priest says, "F*ck the children, we're gonna die!!" The last priest is like, "Hmmm... do we have time?"

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    • Funeral

    • At weddings, old people poke me and say, "You're next!" So I do the same to them at funerals.

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    • Superman

    • A man was forced off the Eiffel Tower, but he flew back up.

    The executioners asked, "How'd you do that?"

    He said, "I had magic chips. Here, take some."

    They eat them, jump off, and die.

    He asks for more chips, and the guy says, "You're a real a**hole when you're drunk, Superman!"

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    • Day

    • One day whilst walking up a hill, Jack saw a prostitute named Jill. Jill was dressed in kinky, leather gear that made Jack really, really horny.

    Jack, who hadn't stuck it in for a few weeks, was keen to ask this sexy young maiden how much she would charge. "1 buck for a suck, 2 buck for a fuck," she said as she stroked his ever-hardening one-eyed snake.

    "Yeah, I'll have both of them," said Jack, who was about to cum in his trousers. So Jill led Jack to behind the well, and they sucked and fucked for an hour. After that, they both contracted AIDS and died of it, as they did not see a doctor. THE END

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    • Wish

    • A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said, "Awwww, I wish my friends were here."

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    • Bean

    • You keep your quality beans for the right season till you realize that you planted them on the infertile land.