Them jokes
Neither of them respect boundaries.
What in the world jumps the highest? Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.
What part of "Another One Bites the Dust" do you sing to a disabled person to make fun of them? "I'm standing on my own two feet."
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
They haven't learned how to keep the ball with them.
I saw a kid crying in the corner. I asked them where their parents are. Man, I love working at an orphanage!
Memes
What happens to grapes when you step on them? They wine.
What's something a depressed person can do that a regular person can't?
The depressed person can scan themself.
Man 1: Hey, I heard you survived a school shooting. What was it like?
Man 2: People were screaming and running everywhere. I was only able to get a few of them.
An orphanage is like a horse rescue. You rescue them, rehabilitate them, then sell them for as much as possible.
My wife and I have reached the decision that we do not want children.
If anyone does, please comment your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
Why does Mexico not have an Olympic team?
Because all of them that can jump, swim, and run are already here.
What’s the difference between a child and someone who has been kidnapped?
One of them is a domesticated pet.
Jokes about communism aren't funny unless everyone gets them.
How many push-ups can Chuck Norris do?
All of them.
What does a baby and a grenade have in common?
They both make noise after you throw them.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because nobody misses them.
Why are friends good at dodgeball? Because no one misses them.
Women are like towers, the man wants to bang them both.
(True story) Today I was bringing some tortilla chips upstairs for some chips and dip, and I dropped them, so my mom goes “Oh, now they’re broken.”
And I took an opportunity to make a pun, so I said, “No, they’re just chipped.”