Them jokes

Women are like towers, the man wants to bang them both.

I teach orphans.

But the problem is I can't give them homework.

Man: How do you prepare your chicken?

Waiter: Nothing special, we just tell them they’re going to die.

What's the same about a newborn and a football?

You can kick them both very easily.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?

Depends on how hard you throw them.

Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?

Because nobody misses them.

What’s the difference between a child and someone who has been kidnapped?

One of them is a domesticated pet.

How do you get an orphan to go to sleep?

Tell them their parents are waiting when they wake up.

My wife and I just decided we don't want to have children.

So if anyone wants them, our contact information is below.

Why did the orphan fall out of a tree?

They thought their parents would catch them.

Why do emo kids love dressing up on Halloween so much?

It's their last holiday for them, but at least they're still hanging on...

Why do orphans hate geometry? Cuz it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone.

Why don’t violists play hide and seek?

Because no one will look for them.

Why are half the orphans missing? Because I took them, of course! :]

My friend said they were going to make a comeback. I told them to do it at the back of the throat.

If you have an emo kid army, they'll kill themselves before they get to the field.

What happens to grapes when you step on them? They wine.

Why does Mexico not have an Olympic team?

Because all of them that can jump, swim, and run are already here.

My wife and I have reached the decision that we do not want children.

If anyone does, please comment your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.

I don’t get why Katniss was bitching so much in ‘The Hunger Games’ books. Ethiopia has been competing for years and I don’t hear any of them complaining.