Them jokes
I saw a kid crying in the corner. I asked them where their parents are. Man, I love working at an orphanage!
What in the world jumps the highest? Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.
What's something a depressed person can do that a regular person can't?
The depressed person can scan themself.
Man 1: Hey, I heard you survived a school shooting. What was it like?
Man 2: People were screaming and running everywhere. I was only able to get a few of them.
An orphanage is like a horse rescue. You rescue them, rehabilitate them, then sell them for as much as possible.
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Why does Michael Jackson like twenty-eight year olds?
'Cause there are twenty of them.
What part of "Another One Bites the Dust" do you sing to a disabled person to make fun of them? "I'm standing on my own two feet."
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
They haven't learned how to keep the ball with them.
Why are friends good at dodgeball? Because no one misses them.
Women are like towers, the man wants to bang them both.
I teach orphans.
But the problem is I can't give them homework.
Man: How do you prepare your chicken?
Waiter: Nothing special, we just tell them they’re going to die.
What's the same about a newborn and a football?
You can kick them both very easily.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because nobody misses them.
What’s the difference between a child and someone who has been kidnapped?
One of them is a domesticated pet.
How do you get an orphan to go to sleep?
Tell them their parents are waiting when they wake up.
My wife and I just decided we don't want to have children.
So if anyone wants them, our contact information is below.
Why did the orphan fall out of a tree?
They thought their parents would catch them.
Why do emo kids love dressing up on Halloween so much?
It's their last holiday for them, but at least they're still hanging on...