Them jokes
How do you make a body disappear?
You use an axe, black plastic bags, a forest, a shovel, and some ice cream because killing someone and chopping them up and digging holes in the ground and putting dirt over them is a lot of hard work!
P.S., I'm joking and don't condone these actions.
How does a non-binary ninja slay enemies?
They/Them.
If you have a friend that will not leave you alone about something, just simply tell them: "If you watch something, have you ever thought that you're in a movie when you watch a movie?"
What do skeletons do with their organs?
They organize them!
Women are like rolls of toilet paper. They are either really cheap or expensive, you use them a lot, and they deal with a lot of sh*t.
What is a Mexican's favorite sport??
Cross country because they don't need to be in America. Mexico was made for them.
Why do gay men like the filling in Hostess Twinkies?
It reminds them of cum. 😋 😍 😏 😜
I saw some twins, so I threw a paper plane at them.
These two guys were at a bar flirting with these girls. The guy says, "Are you a parking ticket, 'cause you got fine written all over you?"
The girl turns and says, "How about you pay for them, and then I can pay you back with me getting all over you?"
Old people kept saying "you're next" to me at weddings, so I started saying it to them at funerals.
What is the best type of girl to fuck?
Homeless girls, because after, you can drop them off anywhere.
Why is an orphan bad at hide-and-seek?
Because nobody will actually look for them.
Q: How many children does it take to shingle a roof?
A: Depends on how thinly you slice them.
A man saw a lady with big breasts. He asked, "Excuse me, can I bite your breasts for $1000?" She agrees, so they go to a secluded corner. She opens her blouse and the man puts his face in her breasts for 10 minutes. Eventually, the lady asks, "Aren't you gonna bite them?" He replies, "No, it's too expensive."
Why do we not have female magicians? Because last time we had them, we burned them alive.
What has more brains than the Columbine students? The wall behind them, xD.
I don't joke about vegans. That would be tasteless...
I have no beef with them.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because no one will call them daddy.
I've got 99 problems and one of them is that I count my problems instead of solving them.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I have five fingers, two of them are for you.