Them jokes
What part of "Another One Bites the Dust" do you sing to a disabled person to make fun of them? "I'm standing on my own two feet."
Why can't orphans ride a bike?
'Cause their parents won't follow them.
Some people are such treasures that you sometimes just wanna bury them.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because nobody misses them.
I saw a kid crying in the corner. I asked them where their parents are. Man, I love working at an orphanage!
What in the world jumps the highest? Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.
Neither of them respect boundaries.
Why are half the orphans missing? Because I took them, of course! :]
Why don’t violists play hide and seek?
Because no one will look for them.
How do you get an orphan to go to sleep?
Tell them their parents are waiting when they wake up.
Why do emo kids love dressing up on Halloween so much?
It's their last holiday for them, but at least they're still hanging on...
Why do orphans hate geometry? Cuz it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone.
Why did the orphan fall out of a tree?
They thought their parents would catch them.
What's something a depressed person can do that a regular person can't?
The depressed person can scan themself.
Man 1: Hey, I heard you survived a school shooting. What was it like?
Man 2: People were screaming and running everywhere. I was only able to get a few of them.
An orphanage is like a horse rescue. You rescue them, rehabilitate them, then sell them for as much as possible.
If you have an emo kid army, they'll kill themselves before they get to the field.
My wife and I have reached the decision that we do not want children.
If anyone does, please comment your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
How do you piss off a midget?
Give them a yo-yo and tell them to play with it.