Them jokes

Team

Why does Mexico not have an Olympic team?

Because all of them that can jump, swim, and run are already here.

Child

My wife and I have reached the decision that we do not want children.

If anyone does, please comment your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.

Pizza

Why do we put round pizzas in square boxes and eat them as triangles?

Book

I don’t get why Katniss was bitching so much in ‘The Hunger Games’ books. Ethiopia has been competing for years and I don’t hear any of them complaining.

Lesbian

Who cooks in a lesbian relationship?

Neither one of them, they eat out.

People

Why aren’t short people allowed to be mentors?

Because you can’t look up to them.

Difference

What is the difference between women and cars?

At least one of them retained their value after getting wrecked.

People

Hey, people don't fly with suicide jokes.

In fact, they hang with them!

Gender

What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common? There used to be two of them, but now it's a sensitive subject.

Shot

How did the Emo kid bag all the cheerleaders?

He hit them all when he started shooting his shot.

Darth Vader

Why does Darth Vader always choke people?

Because he wants them to feel what his Sith Lord does to him in bed.

Midget

How do you piss off a midget?

Give them a yo-yo and tell them to play with it.

Emo

Emo

Why should you always give an emo a high five in the hallway? You can’t leave them hanging.

Dad

This dad went out hunting, he killed a deer. He came home and he and his wife decided to have it for dinner but not tell their kids. Instead, they made them guess. The dad said, "It's something that daddy calls mommy." The little girl yells to her brother, "Don't eat it! It's an ass!"