Them jokes
What part of "Another One Bites the Dust" do you sing to a disabled person to make fun of them? "I'm standing on my own two feet."
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
They haven't learned how to keep the ball with them.
What does a baby and a grenade have in common?
They both make noise after you throw them.
I teach orphans.
But the problem is I can't give them homework.
Man: How do you prepare your chicken?
Waiter: Nothing special, we just tell them they’re going to die.
My wife and I have reached the decision that we do not want children.
If anyone does, please comment your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
Why did the orphan fall out of a tree?
They thought their parents would catch them.
Why do emo kids love dressing up on Halloween so much?
It's their last holiday for them, but at least they're still hanging on...
Why are half the orphans missing? Because I took them, of course! :]
Why don’t violists play hide and seek?
Because no one will look for them.
My wife and I just decided we don't want to have children.
So if anyone wants them, our contact information is below.
How do you get an orphan to go to sleep?
Tell them their parents are waiting when they wake up.
Why do orphans hate geometry? Cuz it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone.
Why does Mexico not have an Olympic team?
Because all of them that can jump, swim, and run are already here.
If you have an emo kid army, they'll kill themselves before they get to the field.
What's something a depressed person can do that a regular person can't?
The depressed person can scan themself.
Man 1: Hey, I heard you survived a school shooting. What was it like?
Man 2: People were screaming and running everywhere. I was only able to get a few of them.
An orphanage is like a horse rescue. You rescue them, rehabilitate them, then sell them for as much as possible.
What happens to grapes when you step on them? They wine.
I don’t get why Katniss was bitching so much in ‘The Hunger Games’ books. Ethiopia has been competing for years and I don’t hear any of them complaining.