Them jokes
Looks like I lost an electron, I should keep a better ion them.
How do you ground a Gen Z?
Make them go outside and socialize.
Father: I’m taking your toys to the orphanage.
Child: But why?
Father: So you won’t be bored. You’re going to need them there.
Man 1: Hey, I heard you survived a school shooting. What was it like?
Man 2: People were screaming and running everywhere. I was only able to get a few of them.
There was one girl. She met 5000 guys. She had sex with each of them seven times. She became... - flip screen (=).
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Why does JD Vance not need a conviction?
His running mate has 34 of them!
My ex-wife was smoking pot with Snow White, when the 7 dwarfs saw them they sang...
"Look at those high Ho's! Hiiiiiiii Hoooooo'sssss!!!!"
Why do orphans play GTA?
To make them feel wanted.
I got in trouble at school today because I played the knife game with a pair of scissors, but I couldn't flip them off because I was missing that finger.
My April Fool's joke is going to an orphanage and telling them their parents came back.
Why can orphans never be kidnapped?
No one can tell them that "your parents said that they would be delayed and I was told to pick you up."
I think Paul Walker and 9/11 jokes are great, but when I tell them to others, they tend to crash and burn.
It’s nice hitting it from the back when my wife has wide hips.
Her butt cheeks look like big huge ball sacks as my thighs smack up against them when I’m thrusting. I like to finish off by grinding my weiner up and down her back like a gay man frotting his schlong on his partner’s ding dong.
Can you imagine the last thing that went through the minds of 9/11 victims?
Well, probably the person in front of them.
Alright, so I have a few orphan jokes. I'm gonna put them all in one message.
Why can't orphans be gay? They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans go on a field trip? Parent signature: ______
New teacher: I used to be an orphan as a kid. Students: hahaha Teacher: Is anyone missing? Students: No one, just your parents.
Why did the orphan become a prostitute? They kept calling everyone "daddy."
Why do orphans have the iPhoneX? Because it has no home button.
A sex addict man meets a rich man around Christmas.
The sex addict asks the rich man, "What are you getting your wife this Christmas?" The rich man replies, "Diamond earrings and a Mercedes." The sex addict asks, "Why are you getting her two gifts?" The rich man says, "Well, if she doesn't like the earrings then she can drive to the store and exchange them."
The sex addict nods. Then the rich man asks him, "So what are you getting your wife this year?" The sex addict thinks about it for a second and replies, "A gold necklace and a dildo."
The rich man asks, "Why those two things?" The sex addict astutely responds, "This way, if she doesn't like the jewelry she can go f... herself."
Q: what happened when the depressed kid wanted to high five the tree?
A: It left him/her/them hanging.
What do Black people and chains have in common? Both work better with chains on them?
When your friend asks why you don't smile, then you look at them and realize no one is there because you have no friends. #my life
Did you know you don't actually wash your hands?
They wash each other while you stand there looking at them like a creep.