Them jokes

Halloween

Why do emo kids love dressing up on Halloween so much?

It's their last holiday for them, but at least they're still hanging on...

Comeback

My friend said they were going to make a comeback. I told them to do it at the back of the throat.

Orphan

Why did the orphan fall out of a tree?

They thought their parents would catch them.

Violist

Why don’t violists play hide and seek?

Because no one will look for them.

Baby

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?

Depends on how hard you throw them.

Orphan

Why are orphans bad at basketball?

They haven't learned how to keep the ball with them.

Part

What part of "Another One Bites the Dust" do you sing to a disabled person to make fun of them? "I'm standing on my own two feet."

Emo kid

What in the world jumps the highest? Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.

Orphanage

I saw a kid crying in the corner. I asked them where their parents are. Man, I love working at an orphanage!

Newborn

What's the same about a newborn and a football?

You can kick them both very easily.

Army

If you have an emo kid army, they'll kill themselves before they get to the field.

Chicken

Man: How do you prepare your chicken?

Waiter: Nothing special, we just tell them they’re going to die.

Shooting

Man 1: Hey, I heard you survived a school shooting. What was it like?

Man 2: People were screaming and running everywhere. I was only able to get a few of them.