Why don’t violists play hide and seek?
Because no one will look for them.
Why don’t violists play hide and seek?
Because no one will look for them.
Why are half the orphans missing? Because I took them, of course! :]
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because nobody misses them.
What part of "Another One Bites the Dust" do you sing to a disabled person to make fun of them? "I'm standing on my own two feet."
What in the world jumps the highest? Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.
Man: How do you prepare your chicken?
Waiter: Nothing special, we just tell them they’re going to die.
My wife and I have reached the decision that we do not want children.
If anyone does, please comment your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.