Why don’t violists play hide and seek?
Because no one will look for them.
Them Jokes
Why are half the orphans missing? Because I took them, of course! :]
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
They haven't learned how to keep the ball with them.
Why are friends good at dodgeball? Because no one misses them.
Women are like towers, the man wants to bang them both.
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because nobody misses them.
What part of "Another One Bites the Dust" do you sing to a disabled person to make fun of them? "I'm standing on my own two feet."
What in the world jumps the highest? Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.
Why can't orphans ride a bike?
'Cause their parents won't follow them.
I saw a kid crying in the corner. I asked them where their parents are. Man, I love working at an orphanage!
Some people are such treasures that you sometimes just wanna bury them.
I teach orphans.
But the problem is I can't give them homework.
What's the same about a newborn and a football?
You can kick them both very easily.
If you have an emo kid army, they'll kill themselves before they get to the field.
Man: How do you prepare your chicken?
Waiter: Nothing special, we just tell them they’re going to die.
Man 1: Hey, I heard you survived a school shooting. What was it like?
Man 2: People were screaming and running everywhere. I was only able to get a few of them.
Why does Mexico not have an Olympic team?
Because all of them that can jump, swim, and run are already here.
What happens to grapes when you step on them? They wine.
My wife and I have reached the decision that we do not want children.
If anyone does, please comment your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
