Them jokes
What’s the difference between a child and someone who has been kidnapped?
One of them is a domesticated pet.
My wife and I just decided we don't want to have children.
So if anyone wants them, our contact information is below.
How do you get an orphan to go to sleep?
Tell them their parents are waiting when they wake up.
Why do orphans hate geometry? Cuz it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone.
Why do emo kids love dressing up on Halloween so much?
It's their last holiday for them, but at least they're still hanging on...
Memes
Reasons
My friend said they were going to make a comeback. I told them to do it at the back of the throat.
Why did the orphan fall out of a tree?
They thought their parents would catch them.
Why don’t violists play hide and seek?
Because no one will look for them.
Why are half the orphans missing? Because I took them, of course! :]
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
They haven't learned how to keep the ball with them.
Why are friends good at dodgeball? Because no one misses them.
Women are like towers, the man wants to bang them both.
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because nobody misses them.
What part of "Another One Bites the Dust" do you sing to a disabled person to make fun of them? "I'm standing on my own two feet."
What in the world jumps the highest? Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.
Why can't orphans ride a bike?
'Cause their parents won't follow them.
I saw a kid crying in the corner. I asked them where their parents are. Man, I love working at an orphanage!
Some people are such treasures that you sometimes just wanna bury them.
I teach orphans.
But the problem is I can't give them homework.