Them jokes
I don’t get why Katniss was bitching so much in ‘The Hunger Games’ books. Ethiopia has been competing for years and I don’t hear any of them complaining.
Why do we put round pizzas in square boxes and eat them as triangles?
All these people on here making me wish I knew them IRL.
How do you piss off a midget?
Give them a yo-yo and tell them to play with it.
Jokes about communism aren't funny unless everyone gets them.
Memes
How many push-ups can Chuck Norris do?
All of them.
Why aren’t short people allowed to be mentors?
Because you can’t look up to them.
What does a baby and a grenade have in common?
They both make noise after you throw them.
Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?
So you can tell them apart from the feminists.
(True story) Today I was bringing some tortilla chips upstairs for some chips and dip, and I dropped them, so my mom goes “Oh, now they’re broken.”
And I took an opportunity to make a pun, so I said, “No, they’re just chipped.”
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common? There used to be two of them, but now it's a sensitive subject.
Hey, people don't fly with suicide jokes.
In fact, they hang with them!
Yesterday, there was a blackout on my street.
So I sold them.
How did the Emo kid bag all the cheerleaders?
He hit them all when he started shooting his shot.
If two blind people meet, one of them says: "Long time, no see!"
What is the difference between women and cars?
At least one of them retained their value after getting wrecked.
Why does Darth Vader always choke people?
Because he wants them to feel what his Sith Lord does to him in bed.
Why can't orphans ride a bike?
'Cause their parents won't follow them.
Some people are such treasures that you sometimes just wanna bury them.
Neither of them respect boundaries.