Them Jokes

What part of "Another One Bites the Dust" do you sing to a disabled person to make fun of them? "I'm standing on my own two feet."

I saw a kid crying in the corner. I asked them where their parents are. Man, I love working at an orphanage!

Man 1: Hey, I heard you survived a school shooting. What was it like?

Man 2: People were screaming and running everywhere. I was only able to get a few of them.

Why does Mexico not have an Olympic team?

Because all of them that can jump, swim, and run are already here.

My wife and I have reached the decision that we do not want children.

If anyone does, please comment your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.