Them jokes

Kidnapping

What’s the difference between a child and someone who has been kidnapped?

One of them is a domesticated pet.

Child

My wife and I just decided we don't want to have children.

So if anyone wants them, our contact information is below.

Orphan

How do you get an orphan to go to sleep?

Tell them their parents are waiting when they wake up.

Orphan

Why do orphans hate geometry? Cuz it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone.

Halloween

Why do emo kids love dressing up on Halloween so much?

It's their last holiday for them, but at least they're still hanging on...

Memes

Comeback

My friend said they were going to make a comeback. I told them to do it at the back of the throat.

Orphan

Why did the orphan fall out of a tree?

They thought their parents would catch them.

Violist

Why don’t violists play hide and seek?

Because no one will look for them.

Baby

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?

Depends on how hard you throw them.

Orphan

Why are orphans bad at basketball?

They haven't learned how to keep the ball with them.

Part

What part of "Another One Bites the Dust" do you sing to a disabled person to make fun of them? "I'm standing on my own two feet."

Emo kid

What in the world jumps the highest? Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.

Orphanage

I saw a kid crying in the corner. I asked them where their parents are. Man, I love working at an orphanage!