Them jokes
You keep your quality beans for the right season till you realize that you planted them on the infertile land.
Hey guys, I have a question.
Doesn't everyone's parents tell them don't take candy from strangers? Then what is Halloween?
Q: Why did the Mexican start taking anti-anxiety pills?
A: Because he was taking them for His-panic attacks.
Hey kids, guess who started a micronation?
It’s Barney and Trump. They don’t let gays in, but they kill them.
Jesse: Do you like my ball?
Mike: Yes, they are very big. I can’t even fit them in my mouth. You bought a new ball, right?
Jesse: No, they do not leave me.
Therapist: And what is it about this generation that bothers you?
Satan: I give them the intro tour and they just say shit like "ooo spooky lol."
Therapist: That's not so bad.
Satan: When I showed one girl the pit of everlasting flame, she sighed and said "big mood."
How does a non-binary ninja slay enemies?
They/Them.
No one.
Why are priests called father?
I don’t know why.
Because calling them daddy is too suspicious.
How do you break an orphan's wall in their room in the orphanage?
Tell them to put a tally on the wall with a pen for every second their parents are missing.
I always say no to drugs, but considering that I'm talking to them right now, I probably already said yes.
Yo mama so [full of] kidney stones Thanos used them for his gauntlet.
Little Johnny likes to play with toy guns.
Little Johnny paints them black.
Little Johnny went to a gun store.
Little Johnny made a big mess.
The cemetery people were getting paid.
I saw an orphan and asked them if they had parent permission.
Why are orphans always on the toilet?
Because they don't have anyone to give them some toilet paper!
Why can't orphans go on vacation?
The last time they did, they fell in the toilet and had no one to help them out. Ugh!
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
'Cause mommy never gave them some.
What do dino nuggies and the brown M&M have in common?
I want to fuck them both.
Hey Alya and JK Master, how are you guys doing? No one being an ass to you guys today, right? If so, I'll beat them up :)
You know somebody has a fat ass when someone is standing between you and them, and all you can focus on is that trunk.
I've got something better for all of you. I may not have found it, but Google "hottest sexiest women ever." Then you'll want them!