Them jokes
Why did the towers fall? Because someone in Call of Duty hijacked the planes and crashed them into it.
How can a pimp save money in buying condoms for his stable?
Answer: Have his hoes wash and rinse them after every use.
This is about Gwen.
I don't know her, but people are just causing too much drama over one person who never said one thing to them.
People who are annoying. There are two of them.
1. Capet.
2. Akeld.
The winner is "Akeld," although Jordan Calerendiá comes in with a tie. Yah! Not really!
What would a tree do if a depressed kid tried to high five it?
I would leave them hanging.
Memes
Why can’t the orphan get any of the new iPhones?
'Cause none of them have a home button.
There are 10 million million million million million million million million particles in da universe that we can observe.
Yo mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd.
EVERYONE:
"My boyfriend, Danny, broke up with me. Can some hot guy come, so I can interview them and see if they wanna date me?"
Why do orphans become bullies?
Because their mum and dad were never there for them.
Hey so I like orphan jokes, and some of them are fun, but I think that's engonp.
Ya know, genders are kind of like the Twin Towers.
There used to be 2 of them, but now it’s a touchy subject.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Only one of them gets picked...
Orphans can be gay, no problem, because they have no one to disown them.
Why is a priest called "father?" It's too weird to call them "daddy."
Who jumps the highest?
The emos; some of them are still in the air.
The day I saw people asking Lebron James whether he liked to play basketball, my thoughts be like: wait, so Lebron James is gay cuz he likes to play with them balls.
What’s the name of this brand? *picture of puma logo*
Them: Puma
“Puma balls in yo mouth.”
Why do Indian people have bad tempers? Because when they were growing up, their parents told them they couldn't have a cow, so they threw a tantrum instead.
This is a bad one but why do orphans hate their life even more in 2021?
Cause kids just laugh at them...
What do gasses and asses have in common? They both have asses in them!