Them jokes

Do this on a calculator.

There was this girl who was (13) but she wanted to be (84) but she was (45) but the doctor said (0). He said take these tablets (2x) a day, but she took them (4x) a day, and she ended up boobless.

The kid that died is cut in half, and you see the next trap. It looks like a giant pit that you have to jump over, and you clear it, but you feel something on your back, and you realize that there is a spike that comes up when you jump over. You see the other contestant jump over. You try to warn them to not step over because they would get stabbed, but they ignore you and then get hit by the spike. The next obstacle is a wall that slams on a wall. You wait until the wall closes, and you quickly run through. The next person runs through, and they get to live.

Sorry, this is small. This is also a part two.

How many babies does it take to paint a barn red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

STOP THE FRICKING ORPHAN JOKES!!!!!!!!!!!! STOP THEM NOW! STOP THEM NOW NOW NOW N.O.W.

I found a child on the street homeless, and they were really nice, so I took them home. Then I said, "Who's better, Biden or Trump?" They said they support Trump. They are now dead in my basement and have been for 3 years.

I hope you're an organ donor so your organs can go to someone who deserves them.

Yo daddy so ugly he want them ice.

Why did the towers fall? Because someone in Call of Duty hijacked the planes and crashed them into it.

How can a pimp save money in buying condoms for his stable?

Answer: Have his hoes wash and rinse them after every use.

This is about Gwen.

I don't know her, but people are just causing too much drama over one person who never said one thing to them.

People who are annoying. There are two of them.

1. Capet.

2. Akeld.

The winner is "Akeld," although Jordan Calerendiá comes in with a tie. Yah! Not really!

What would a tree do if a depressed kid tried to high five it?

I would leave them hanging.

Why can’t the orphan get any of the new iPhones?

'Cause none of them have a home button.

There are 10 million million million million million million million million particles in da universe that we can observe.

Yo mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd.

EVERYONE:

"My boyfriend, Danny, broke up with me. Can some hot guy come, so I can interview them and see if they wanna date me?"

Why do orphans become bullies?

Because their mum and dad were never there for them.

Hey so I like orphan jokes, and some of them are fun, but I think that's engonp.

Ya know, genders are kind of like the Twin Towers.

There used to be 2 of them, but now it’s a touchy subject.

What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?

Only one of them gets picked...

Orphans can be gay, no problem, because they have no one to disown them.