Them jokes

The day I saw people asking Lebron James whether he liked to play basketball, my thoughts be like: wait, so Lebron James is gay cuz he likes to play with them balls.

Why can’t the orphan get any of the new iPhones?

'Cause none of them have a home button.

What’s the name of this brand? *picture of puma logo*

Them: Puma

“Puma balls in yo mouth.”

There are 10 million million million million million million million million particles in da universe that we can observe.

Yo mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd.

People who are annoying. There are two of them.

1. Capet.

2. Akeld.

The winner is "Akeld," although Jordan Calerendiá comes in with a tie. Yah! Not really!

This is about Gwen.

I don't know her, but people are just causing too much drama over one person who never said one thing to them.

What would a tree do if a depressed kid tried to high five it?

I would leave them hanging.

Ya know, genders are kind of like the Twin Towers.

There used to be 2 of them, but now it’s a touchy subject.

This is a bad one but why do orphans hate their life even more in 2021?

Cause kids just laugh at them...

What do gasses and asses have in common? They both have asses in them!

How can a pimp save money in buying condoms for his stable?

Answer: Have his hoes wash and rinse them after every use.

Yo daddy so ugly he want them ice.

Why did the towers fall? Because someone in Call of Duty hijacked the planes and crashed them into it.

What do cells always have on them?

A cell phone!

How many babies does it take to paint a wall?

I don't know, either. It depends on how hard you throw them.

I went to school and everyone was screaming and looking at me. They weren't after I shot them, though.

Why does Samsung sell TVs? 'Cause they make them! 😂🤣

Do you want to know why I hired a protractor to tutor my nephew in IIROC? Because he has degrees. 180 of them. So he's smar[t].

"Can we at least give them one credit—for abiding the traffic laws?"

Alicia: I said no already, quit it. You are thirsty, leave me alone creep.

Nathan: I wanna sex YOU.

Alicia: I LOVE DICK bud, you're *WEIRD*.

Nathan: WE-WE

Alicia: WEE-WEE?

Nathan: YES YES YES LETS FUCK NOW TAKE them panies off u said yes well in french but u said yes

Alicia: U tricked me I ain fucking u

Nathan: *SEX ME!! BITCH SEX ME OH PLEASE SEX ME SEX ME* *screaming saying it*

Alicia: *WEIRD*

Nathan: Dick ten inches and i geuss u cant call me *10 inched big long dick nathan* your lose

Alicia: WHAT NO.... wait? 10 inches yess

cauh!.cauh! ummm umm long dick goood unmmm couh coun ccccchhou

nathan: why do i have the urge to stick a chicken wing up yo pussy

cuugh umm