Them jokes
No one.
Why are priests called father?
I don’t know why.
Because calling them daddy is too suspicious.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap till their parents come home.
The hardest part of picking up a hitch hiker is tying them up.
Jesse: Do you like my ball?
Mike: Yes, they are very big. I can’t even fit them in my mouth. You bought a new ball, right?
Jesse: No, they do not leave me.
Yo mama so [full of] kidney stones Thanos used them for his gauntlet.
When an orphan is playing baseball, how come the coach doesn't tell them to hit it home?
He has no home to hit to.
Why don't orphans go to the park?
Because their parents aren't there to push them on the swing!
Why can't orphans go on vacation?
The last time they did, they fell in the toilet and had no one to help them out. Ugh!
I always say no to drugs, but considering that I'm talking to them right now, I probably already said yes.
How do you break an orphan's wall in their room in the orphanage?
Tell them to put a tally on the wall with a pen for every second their parents are missing.
Little Johnny likes to play with toy guns.
Little Johnny paints them black.
Little Johnny went to a gun store.
Little Johnny made a big mess.
The cemetery people were getting paid.
I saw an orphan and asked them if they had parent permission.
Hey Alya and JK Master, how are you guys doing? No one being an ass to you guys today, right? If so, I'll beat them up :)
You know somebody has a fat ass when someone is standing between you and them, and all you can focus on is that trunk.
What do dino nuggies and the brown M&M have in common?
I want to fuck them both.
Why are orphans always on the toilet?
Because they don't have anyone to give them some toilet paper!
Bitch: Nice eyebrows.
Me: Yeah, where's yours, motherfucker?
Bitch: (Realizing she shaved them off cause she thought it would look cool)
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
'Cause mommy never gave them some.
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Q: Who are the fastest readers in the world?
A: New Yorkers. Some of them go through 110 stories in 5 seconds.