Them jokes
What type of people have the world record for most stories read in the shortest amount of time?
Emos, some of them are still in the air.
Did you know penguins can fly if you throw them hard enough? Just like children!
These jokes are the bomb, I rate them 9 out of 11.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
Neither of them can see their parents.
What does the school shooter do after he shoots a victim? He shoots more kids in them!
master mind
Why are orphans good at dodge ball?
No one misses them.
Why do most orphans cook for themselves?
They don't have a home cook.
I got fired from the bowling ball factory for throwing out the ones that had holes in them.
Do you know why people in wheelchairs don’t pay for them?
Because they have to pay for road tax.
How do u get 40 cigarettes in a pack?
U shove them down his throat. 🤣😂
I was crying at school because my grandpa died. My friends asked what his last words were. I told them his last words were, "Are you still holding the ladder?"
On April Fool's, go to an orphanage and tell them that their parents are here to pick them up.
Orphans actually have an advantage. Nobody can call them motherless or test-tube babies in an argument.
"Why are all these orphans here?" said Chris.
"Because their dad went to go get the milk," said MrBeast.
3 Years Later,
"I AM GIVING APPLE IN A SHARE TO EVERY ORPHAN IN THE WORLD, AND I'M ALSO GIVING EACH OF THEM 1000000000000 DOLLARS."
What would an emo say to someone to make them join the EMO side?
A: Go kill yourself!
What animal jumps the highest?
An emo kid, some of them are still up there.
Say "I hate happiness" without the H (all of them).
Someone I know is an ant. I feel like a mountain to them.
Lesbians when the GPS asks them to go straight.
When my family goes to weddings, my senior relatives tell me things like “You’re next!” So I started doing the same to them at funerals.