Them jokes
Have you seen all the pants with crazy designs on them? I mean, britches be crazy!
Why can’t orphans go to school? Because they don’t have a parent to sign them up.
How do you get 50 babies into a car?
You blend them.
There is a difference between my brother and Stephen Hawking; at least one of them does something.
What’s the best thing about sex with 119 year olds? There are 100 of them.
Memes
What do hospitals do when they receive donor organs? They organize them.
How can you make a orphans hand bleed?
Real them to clap until there parent come home.
Someone prank calls a general. The general hangs up and goes, "Kids these days have no respect for their elders. That's why I send them all to die."
How do you stun a Scotsman?
Ask them to say "purple burglar alarm".
When my family goes to weddings, my senior relatives tell me things like “You’re next!” So I started doing the same to them at funerals.
Gay people when the GPS asks them to go straight.
Lesbians when the GPS asks them to go straight.
"Yo mama so fat when she got buried it took them all the trees on Earth for her coffin."
Mbu some guys look financially stable until you start dating them... Mbu wait I see how this week goes...🤔
Say "I hate happiness" without the H (all of them).
Someone I know is an ant. I feel like a mountain to them.
How does the non binary kill white en Amy?
They/them.
What does a terrorist do when they see a twin?
They fly a plane at them.
I've had conversations with many people. Some of them were drier than my dad's ashes.
I don't like them white, pale, always talking about death EMO kids!
Sorry, I meant CHEMO kids.