Them jokes
Did you know that if you go into an orphanage and tell them a "yo mama" joke, they won’t get it?
What is the difference between a tall kid and an orphan? One is tall enough that their parents can see them.
What is the difference between a bag of chips and a gun?
If you pull one of them suddenly, everybody wants to be your friend.
My nuts hurt; if you pull them, I will scream.
My nuts tickle; scratch them, and I won’t like you no more.
Why can't orphans go outside?
Because they have no parents to watch them!
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Why can't orphans go outside?
Because their parents can't watch them!
I was watching the London Marathon one year, and I saw two runners in costumes. One of them was dressed a chicken and the other dressed as an egg. I thought: "This'll be interesting."
What month of the year has 28 days?
Answer: All of them.
You see a boat filled with people, yet there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible?
All of them are married!
Why do orphans have no home?
Because they didn't have a family to give them one.
Dad: Where is my son?
Son: Come join me with musical chairs, except we stand on them.
Dad: Ok, so do we put this round our neck?
Son: YES!
Mum: AHHHHHHHHHHHH
How many babies does it take to paint the walls red?
Depends how hard you throw them.
How do you get 50 babies into a car?
You blend them.
Have you seen all the pants with crazy designs on them? I mean, britches be crazy!
Why can’t orphans go to school? Because they don’t have a parent to sign them up.
I had some puns about construction, but I'm still working on them.
Why can't orphans be home schooled?
Because they have no parent to home school them.
I think they are New York Jets fans and the Jets QB helped them... That's why one of them was off target.
Someone prank calls a general. The general hangs up and goes, "Kids these days have no respect for their elders. That's why I send them all to die."
Orthodox Christians are a little slow; they take 13 days to get the joke. So go easy on them, alright?