Them jokes
Why are orphans so fond of shadows?
They're the only thing that accompanies them always.
What falls first, an apple or an Emo kid?
An apple, because the Emo has a rope holding them.
"Why are all these orphans here?" said Chris.
"Because their dad went to go get the milk," said MrBeast.
3 Years Later,
"I AM GIVING APPLE IN A SHARE TO EVERY ORPHAN IN THE WORLD, AND I'M ALSO GIVING EACH OF THEM 1000000000000 DOLLARS."
What type of people have the world record for most stories read in the shortest amount of time?
Emos, some of them are still in the air.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
Neither of them can see their parents.
Some jokes are best left not harassed by those who are offended by them.
For I have everyone's IP address.
How do orphans have names because they don't have anyone to give them names?
Why did the students eat their homework?
Because the teacher told them it was a piece of cake!
Why can’t mental hospitals have Halloween?
Because the patients thought the pumpkins were them. I tried.
Why don't some people have balls? Because they play soccer with them.
What would an emo say to someone to make them join the EMO side?
A: Go kill yourself!
What animal jumps the highest?
An emo kid, some of them are still up there.
Did you know penguins can fly if you throw them hard enough? Just like children!
These jokes are the bomb, I rate them 9 out of 11.
How do u get 40 cigarettes in a pack?
U shove them down his throat. 🤣😂
I was crying at school because my grandpa died. My friends asked what his last words were. I told them his last words were, "Are you still holding the ladder?"
What do hospitals do when they receive donor organs? They organize them.
How do you get 50 babies into a car?
You blend them.
I had some puns about construction, but I'm still working on them.
My jokes are like your dad, you only see them for a few days.