Them jokes
How do you win an argument against an emo kid?
Kick the chair out from under them.
At a party, a young wife admonished her husband, “That’s the fourth time you’ve gone back for ice cream and cake. Doesn’t it embarrass you?”
“Why should it?” answered her spouse. “I keep telling them it’s for you.”
Q: How do you get 50 babies in a bucket?
A: With a blender!
Q: How do you take them out?
A: With Doritos!
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call them "daddy."
I have so many jokes about unemployed people, sadly none of them work.
Memes
master mind
Why do orphans love baseball?
Because it gives them a home to run to.
What’s the best thing about sex with 119 year olds? There are 100 of them.
Say the drive through at McDonald's, order (don't say the sake) but when you get it ask them, "My sake?" and say, "Sake that ass."
Some jokes are best left not harassed by those who are offended by them.
For I have everyone's IP address.
What makes Squidward and a Quandale Dingle the same?
They both got them big parts.
How do orphans have names because they don't have anyone to give them names?
Me: You have pretty eyes.
Her: Thank you.
Me: I can make them roll back 😈🥴
Why can’t orphans eat breakfast? Because there is no parent to feed them.
What is the difference between a bag of chips and a gun?
If you pull one of them suddenly, everybody wants to be your friend.
What is the difference between a tall kid and an orphan? One is tall enough that their parents can see them.
Why can't orphans go outside?
Because they have no parents to watch them!
Why can't orphans go outside?
Because their parents can't watch them!
What month of the year has 28 days?
Answer: All of them.
You see a boat filled with people, yet there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible?
All of them are married!
My nuts hurt; if you pull them, I will scream.
My nuts tickle; scratch them, and I won’t like you no more.