Them jokes

What thing can jump the highest?

Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.

Johnny: Why do cuss words exist?

Mom: That's not something you should think about right now. I'll tell you when you're older.

|| 20 YEARS LATER ||

Johnny: Mom, now can you tell me why cuss words exist?

Mom: Because some people invented them so that they could use them when something annoying happened to them.

Johnny: Damn, Mom, you shoulda told me that when I was still seven 'cause now I really feel like that person.

Why can't orphans be gay?

Because no one will call them daddy.

Yo mama so old, I bet she was born when dinosaurs were made, and also she killed them with they breath! 😭😭

The reason why women have suffered longer than men is because men are using women and abusing them as tools and property, which they aren’t.

During WWII, women were used every day by evil men for not being able to have sex with their wives, and Muslim women are being raped, women children are being raped every day while you fucking turds of human shit are making jokes of issues that need to stop, so stop with the homophobia, Islamophobia, biphobia and all the other phobias, make sexual harassment, assault and rape victims' voices heard, we will not stay silent because of this shitty app!

Also, God created women equally as men, do not mistreat your sisters, mothers, aunts, mother-in-laws. Hope all you rapists, sexual abusers, sexual assaulters rot in hell where you deserve to be, not in this country or any other place, hell is where you belong. 😡🤬🖕🏻🖕🏼🖕🏽🖕🏾🖕🏿

Q: What does an orphan call a selfie of themself?

A: A family portrait.

So I told an orphan to slap themselves until they are wanted. I came back the next day to see them slapping themselves. Then I stopped them and told them to punch themselves.

The next day I saw a dead orphan.

I wish I was a dinosaur because all of them are dead.

I punched an orphan and told him to go back to his parents and tell them about it... Oh, wait.

Everybody loves guns!

Every time I show them mine, they give me free stuff.

What does a stray cat/dog have in common?

Both of them don't have a home!

What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?

Only one of them gets picked...

Q. What's the best part about 28 year olds?

A. There's 20 of them!

I bet when 2 cheetahs race and one of them cheats, the other one says, "You're such a cheetah!" Then they laugh and go and eat a zebra or whatever.

I walked into an orphanage and asked a kid why they were crying.

They said: "Because I lost my parents."

I said: "Let's find them."

They cried harder, so I walked out of the orphanage.

What does Justin Bieber and a rabbit have in common?

They're both adorably cute and everyone loves them except for Justin Bieber.

Yo mama so [full of] kidney stones Thanos used them for his gauntlet.

What do you call it when a prostitute pays someone 5 bucks to fuck them?

5 dollar footlongs.

How do you win an argument against an emo kid?

Kick the chair out from under them.

I always say no to drugs, but considering that I'm talking to them right now, I probably already said yes.