The jokes
If you give a man a match, he is warm for the night, but if you light a man on fire, he will be warm for the rest of his life. :)
What's the difference between an orphan and a baby?
The orphan gets back up.
Want to know the difference between an orphan and a flower??
Flowers get picked.
Me: You know what's the favorite slogan that Hindus like the most?
My friend: What?
Me: “kati supari kata paan katiyo ko bhejo pakistan.”
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the chicken coop?
Memes
Pov:You start writing son lyrics because you can't stand up for yourself knowing you've lost
POV: You walk up to your short friend and say, "How is the weather down there?"
What do you call a gay dwarf?
Coming out of the cupboard.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
When there's no piñata at the party, but the emo kid just hung himself.
Why was the picture in jail? Because it got framed!
Did y'all ever hear about the great thunder crash of September 11th?
What is the difference between an Orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
One day every kid at the orphanage got coal for Christmas. It was the second worst day of their lives.
Me: "Hey, are your parents home?"
Orphan: "Stop calling here!"
Me in the corner.
Why did the orphan have to eat his cereal with water?
Because his dad never came back with the milk.
Have you ever been to the new Disney park called SawCon?
SawCon deez nutz!
It was a sunny day and I was in school. I had history lessons and we had a cool subject! The subject was about Penaldo, the man who statpadded against small teams and camped in the pen spot! Our teacher showed us a map with marked countries in which Penaldo dived like a dolphin!
What is something in common with gay people and ambulance trucks?
They both take it out the back and go "woo woo!"
It hasn't been the same since Kobe died. I can't say "Kobe" anymore when going to shoot a shot. Now I have to say, "Kobe crash!"