The jokes

Fire

If you give a man a match, he is warm for the night, but if you light a man on fire, he will be warm for the rest of his life. :)

Orphan

What's the difference between an orphan and a baby?

The orphan gets back up.

Orphan

Want to know the difference between an orphan and a flower??

Flowers get picked.

Slogan

Me: You know what's the favorite slogan that Hindus like the most?

My friend: What?

Me: “kati supari kata paan katiyo ko bhejo pakistan.”

Memes

Self

Pov:You start writing son lyrics because you can't stand up for yourself knowing you've lost

The image is a screenshot of a post on worstjokesever.com, displaying a conversation thread with several comments. It includes comments like 'Congratulations. No one gives a shit', 'Feeling right, looking tight. Come get the drinking shots on the rocks' and 'Ofc you're using song lyrics because you can't talk for yourself'.

Friend

POV: You walk up to your short friend and say, "How is the weather down there?"

Orphan

What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?

The apple gets picked.

Orphan

What is the difference between an Orphan and an apple?

Apples get picked.

Orphanage

One day every kid at the orphanage got coal for Christmas. It was the second worst day of their lives.

Orphan

Me: "Hey, are your parents home?"

Orphan: "Stop calling here!"

Me in the corner.

Orphan

Why did the orphan have to eat his cereal with water?

Because his dad never came back with the milk.

Penaldo

It was a sunny day and I was in school. I had history lessons and we had a cool subject! The subject was about Penaldo, the man who statpadded against small teams and camped in the pen spot! Our teacher showed us a map with marked countries in which Penaldo dived like a dolphin!

Gay People

What is something in common with gay people and ambulance trucks?

They both take it out the back and go "woo woo!"

Kobe

It hasn't been the same since Kobe died. I can't say "Kobe" anymore when going to shoot a shot. Now I have to say, "Kobe crash!"