The jokes

Want to know the difference between an orphan and a flower??

Flowers get picked.

Have you ever heard about the new virus in China? It's called Hupun.

Hupun DEEZ NUTS!

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they can't find home.

Who are the fastest readers? The people who were in 9/11. They went through 91 stories in 1.2 seconds.

One day every kid at the orphanage got coal for Christmas. It was the second worst day of their lives.

Me: "Hey, are your parents home?"

Orphan: "Stop calling here!"

Me in the corner.

What is something in common with gay people and ambulance trucks?

They both take it out the back and go "woo woo!"

The view is so much better without those twins covering the city.

Well, that was a blow up!

If you give a man a match, he is warm for the night, but if you light a man on fire, he will be warm for the rest of his life. :)

Why did the orphan have to eat his cereal with water?

Because his dad never came back with the milk.

What's the difference between an orphan and a baby?

The orphan gets back up.

It hasn't been the same since Kobe died. I can't say "Kobe" anymore when going to shoot a shot. Now I have to say, "Kobe crash!"

What is the difference between an Orphan and an apple?

Apples get picked.

What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?

The apple gets picked.

Why is the queen the most powerful piece in chess?

Because the board looks like a kitchen floor.

What's the difference between an orphanage and a supermarket?

People actually want stuff in a supermarket.

Did y'all ever hear about the great thunder crash of September 11th?

A priest and Rabbi run out of the orphanage.

Priest: "How the hell did that fire start?"

Rabbi: "I don't know, but what about the children?"

Priest: "Fuck the children."

Rabbi: "Do we have time?"

Priest: "There's always time for something like that."

When you are sleeping in class and the shooter sees you, then they wake you up and say, "Let’s team up," like, what the f*ck?

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Nothing, it just waved.