What did the blind man say the first time he touched sandpaper?
“What in the world did I just read?”
The World Jokes
BREAKING NEWS
All the desert regions in the world are now considered lush rainforests. They house many different species of life and have significantly helped with the constant carbon dioxide emissions.
The reason why is because... Your texts are so dry.
In the heart of a circular, creamy delight, there exists a void, a singular absence that adds to its charm. This hollow space, a perfect round, is a testament to the artistry of nature and man's culinary skills.
The hole, a silent observer, bears witness to the transformation of the substance around it, from a liquid state to a firm, yet supple form. It's a silent testament to the passage of time, a symbol of patience and the magic of fermentation.
The void, despite its emptiness, contributes to the overall aesthetic, making the slice a visual treat. It's a playful peek-a-boo with the world beyond, a window that adds mystery and intrigue.
In the end, the hole is not just a void, but a character in the story of this culinary masterpiece, a silent protagonist that adds depth and character to the narrative. It's a testament to the beauty of imperfection, a celebration of the unique and the unconventional.
The other day, I stumbled upon a comic strip in the newspaper. As I started reading, I could feel a smile creeping onto my face. The characters were so relatable, their situation so absurd, yet so familiar, it was impossible not to find it amusing.
The punchline was unexpected, yet it made perfect sense within the context of the story. It was that surprise, that sudden twist, that made me burst out laughing. It was as if the comic strip had set up a joke and I had walked right into it, completely unsuspecting. The laughter bubbled up from within me, a spontaneous reaction to the unexpected humor.
In that moment, I realized the power of humor. It's not just about making people laugh. It's about bringing joy, about making people see the world from a different perspective, even if just for a moment. And that's why I found that comic strip so funny. It wasn't just a joke, it was a moment of joy, a moment of surprise, a moment of seeing the world in a different light.
"Did you hear about the worst zoo in the world? It only had one dog in it. It was a Shih Tzu."
What would the world be like without women?
A pain in the ass.
What's it like to have the best daughter in the world? You'll have to ask grandma!
Why do people hate jokes about the World Trade Center?
Because it's an easy target.
Yo mama so fat, when she went up the elevator, the World Trade Center collapsed.
What was the weather forecast when the planes hit the World Trade Center? Partly cloudy with scattered passengers!
if you play minecraft: your dog is still waiting for you in the world you made along time ago.
Chuck Norris heard that nothing in the world could kill him.
So he tracked down nothing in the world and killed it.
The man fired from the World Trade Center on September 10.
That is just plain wrong.
Why were the World Trade Center so mad? Because they ordered 3 pizzas, but 2 came in plane and 1 went to the wrong address.
How can a man make the world safer?
By having the chop.
What is the smallest skyscraper in the world? The World Trade Centre.
You are the reason why child abortion still exists in the world.
When creating the world, Jesus made the water salty. A person comes up to the water, drinks it, and says: "Why are you so salty?"
What is something you can’t say in a superhero movie?
“Is it a bird, is it a plane, well whatever it is, it’s heading straight for the World Trade Center.”
Like if you think Joel was a hero for saving Ellie instead of saving the world.
