The World jokes

Yo momma so fat that she could fit the entire map of the world on her body.

Even the World Trade Center underwent a better upgrade than your ugly ass.

Your mama is so fat, when she farted, the world had to wear gas masks.

You're so ugly that even the World Trade Center got a better transformation than you.

How is the world like a box of crayons?

Nobody likes the white ones.

And a side note, it's multi colored.

What in the world jumps the highest? Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.

Why have there been so many deaths around the world?

Trees and ropes.

You know, people always tell you to stand up for yourself. Why didn't anyone tell the World Trade Center that? 🤔

The phrase “Muslim women live in one of the hottest countries in the world and they can’t even expose their legs” has two meanings.

"What's the wifi password?"

"121i362"

"It's not working."

"What wifi are you trying to connect to?"

"The United Airline."

"We're in the World Trade Center, though."

Who knows? Maybe the end of the world will be made in China too.

What type of people have the world record for most stories read in the shortest amount of time?

Emos, some of them are still in the air.

A guy dies and finds himself in Hell. Despondent, he sits on the ground and weeps uncontrollably.

Demon: "Why so sad, my friend?"

Guy: "What do you think? I'm in hell!"

Demon: "Hell's not so bad. We actually have a lot of fun down here. You a drinkin' man?"

Guy: "Sure, I love to drink."

Demon: "Well, you're gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays, that's all we do, is drink. Whiskey, tequila, vodka, beer... We drink till we throw up and then drink some more."

Guy: "Gee, that sounds great!"

Demon: "You a smoker?"

Guy: "You better believe it."

Demon: "Alright! You're gonna love Tuesdays. We get the finest cigars from around the world and smoke our fucking lungs out. If you get cancer, it's ok, you're already dead!"

Guy: "Golly."

Demon: "I bet you like to gamble."

Guy: "Yes, as a matter of fact, I do."

Demon: "Good, because Wednesday is gambling day. Craps, blackjack, horse races, you name it."

Guy: "Wow."

Demon: "You like to do drugs?"

Guy: "Well, I love to do drugs. You don't mean..."

Demon: "That's right! Thursday is drug day. Help yourself to a great big bowl of crack. Smoke a joint the size of a submarine. You can do all the drugs you want, and if you overdose, it's ok... You're already dead!"

Guy: "Neat! I never realized hell was such a swingin' place!"

Demon: "You gay?"

Guy: "Uh, no."

Demon: "Ohhh... You're gonna hate Fridays...."

Why is the world split in half? Because fat people are weighing the Earth down.

"Why are all these orphans here?" said Chris.

"Because their dad went to go get the milk," said MrBeast.

3 Years Later,

"I AM GIVING APPLE IN A SHARE TO EVERY ORPHAN IN THE WORLD, AND I'M ALSO GIVING EACH OF THEM 1000000000000 DOLLARS."

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. They just hold it in the socket and expect the world to revolve around them.

Stop making 9/11 jokes, guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!

Holy fucking shit, Addison, watersharky, Gwen, and all of you other cringelords, I swear to God if I hear one more thing about "please be kind, no bullying on the internet," I will actually shoot my local school.

You may not know, since you are only 8 years old or whatever, but the world is not kind. It’s full of sick people out to beat others, and the only way to stay safe is to beat them. So even if you think you are spreading kindness, it’s just gonna make you a target. So just stfu and keep your "please be kind" messages to yourselves.

What type of people think rape jokes are funny?

Only the coolest people in the world! I fucking love you guys 😂

How do you stop a MeToo feminazi from telling the world about being raped? Easy: just rape her mouth shut.