The Sun jokes
Yo mama so dumb, when she looked at the light, she said, "Why is the sun so close to me?"
I followed the sun for a day (stood there at noon). I found myself at the same spot.
Yo mama so fat she makes the sun look like a dwarf star!
Why did the sun go to church?
Because it needs Jesus.
What did the sun say to the Earth?
"Am I hot?"
Why does the sun get a lot of girls? Because it's hot.
We destroyed two boats, and they dropped the sun on us twice!
Chuck Norris lit a campfire, and humans saw the sun for the first time.
Chuck Norris doesn't get sun burns. The sun knows better.
Why did the snowman say, "Good day," to the sun?
Because it was afraid to melt away by the sun.
The whole solar system is one big family, right? But everyone circles the sun.
The sun is out, and the pedo vans are out.
Parents, keep your kids away from ice cream vans. Once they hear the sound, you'll never see your kids again!
You're the sun in my life, now get 93 million miles away from me.
I stayed up all night trying to follow the sun... Then it dawned on me.
A dad told his son never to hit girls, so the son replied, "I promise."
When the son got older, he was doing the dirty with "a girl," and the girl says, "Spank me, daddy..." and the son responds, "My dad said never to hit a girl."
Then the "girl" takes off the wig, and it's his dad, and the dad said, "Good job, son!"
Son:...... um
I wonder if the sun is going to rise every morning. Then it dawns on me.
When you look at the sun, it's like looking at me.
Who’s the hottest girl in the world?
Babe Ruth cuz she catches the sun.
My child: "Dad, am I beautiful?"
Me: "You’re like the sun, sweetie. You’re painful to look at."
Someone: "I WANNA BE THE SUN OF YOUR LIFE!"
Me: Then stay at 1,000,000 km of me.