The Sun jokes

Why is the sun famous? Because it’s a shining star.

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Iran: We can beat the USA.

Japan: You do realize we beat him in Battleship, and he dropped the sun on us.

Iran: So?

Japan: Twice!

If I were an object in this world, I'd be a glass! Because if you leave me when I'm too close to the edge, I will likely shatter and break.

If I was a pizza topping, I would be pineapple! Because everybody doubts me.

I'm a star! Because one of these days, I'm going to crash and burn...

If I could choose what creature I come back as after I die, I'd be a panda, because people would give a shit if I went extinct.

I'm like the sun; I'm painful to look at.

If I was a food, I would be chopped liver because nobody likes me.

I'm like an eggshell... broken and empty.

If I was a mythical creature, I'd be a unicorn! Because nobody believes in me.

I'm like a flashlight with old batteries inside because my inner light died a long time ago.

My soul is a raisin because it's dried up, shriveled, and not everyone likes it.

I'm like the moon because you only get to see one side of me.

I'm like the moon because as the month progresses, my life becomes covered more and more by darkness.

I'm like an extremely powerful fan! Because I push everyone away.

I'm like a disposable camera! People use me once and then just throw me away.

I'm like a shitty book cover... because people think they have the right to judge and label me before they read my pages.

My brain and body is essentially a really old married couple that can't afford to go through with the divorce, and now they are stuck in a toxic relationship they are desperate to escape, but the more they try, the more they sink into the quicksand that is my depression and anxiety.

Help me....

A redhead, a dark-haired woman, and a blonde walk into a bar and agree to fly to the sun!

The blonde states, "I agree, let's leave at night!"

What holds the sun ☀️ up in the sky?

Sunbeams.

Why did the sun not go to college? Because it already has a million degrees!

Why does everybody like the sun? Because it's hot.

What is an orphan's favorite day?

Tomorrow: that is when the sun will come out.

Why is the sun so mean? Because it keeps ROASTING everyone!

Are you the sun? I can see you from a mile away.

You're so black, when you get near the sun, we go into a solar eclipse.

The sun is fire.

Why doesn’t the sun go to college?

Answer: Because it has a million degrees! 😀

If the sun had a kid, it would be like father, like sun. 🤓 😎

You're so emo, the sun turned black.

Yo mama so ugly that when she looked at the sun, it exploded.

Yo mama so dumb, when she looked at the light, she said, "Why is the sun so close to me?"

The sun is already bright, stupid!

Sun: Hi, I am the sun! I want to warm you up......

Human: :D

Sun: I want to BuRn you.........

Human: .......

Sun: I want to...... KILL...... you.....

Human: I should be going now.

Sun: LET ME KILL YOU!

Human: *Screams his last sound*

Why do planets circle the sun?

'Cause they like the game of ring-around-the-rosy.