The Sun jokes

Did the sun just come out, or did you just smile at me?

When you look at the sun, it's like looking at me.

Chuck Norris lit a campfire, and humans saw the sun for the first time.

I'm no astronomer, but I’m pretty sure the Earth revolves around the sun... not you.

God sent a kid to the principal's office for giving a blind kid sunglasses and said, "Don't let the sun damage your eyes!"

You're so brilliant and bright that the Sun wears sunglasses when you're near!

A dad told his son never to hit girls, so the son replied, "I promise."

When the son got older, he was doing the dirty with "a girl," and the girl says, "Spank me, daddy..." and the son responds, "My dad said never to hit a girl."

Then the "girl" takes off the wig, and it's his dad, and the dad said, "Good job, son!"

Son:...... um

Why is the sun mad at the clouds?

The clouds keep throwing shade.

A: What's the similarity between your girlfriend and the sun?

B: They're both hot?

A: They're both massive.

You're the sun in my life, now get 93 million miles away from me.

Hey guys, can we stop making these jokes? If my mom sees this, I will never see the sun again.

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Azibo works 10 hours a day in the sun and is paid 1 euro an hour. Thanks to a fundraiser we will be able to raise the necessary funds to buy a whip to make him work twice as much.

We destroyed two boats, and they dropped the sun on us twice!

Science teacher: How many times can the earth fit into the sun?

Me: As many times as the earth can fit into you.

Yo mama so fat, when God said, "Let there be light!" she blocked the sun. Now we call her the moon.

Two whores are watching the sun come up, splitting a bottle of Mad Dog and celebrating another night of servicing the general public. One asks the other: "Say. You ever been picked up by the fuzz?"

Her friend thinks it over, "No...but I have been swung around by the tits a few times!"

There were 3 blonde scientists...wait that’s not the joke. The first one said “we are going to pilot the first unmanned spacecraft to land on the sun.”

The second one said “but we can’t do that - if we get within 5 feet of the sun we’ll freeze to death!”

The third blonde says “so we go at night.”

What do you call the closest plant to the sun? The hot ball.

Why did the sun go to school? To get brighter!

Yo mama so fat, she orbits the sun!