The Sun jokes
Why didn't the sun go to college?
Because it already had a million degrees!
Did the sun just come out, or did you just smile at me?
When you look at the sun, it's like looking at me.
Chuck Norris lit a campfire, and humans saw the sun for the first time.
You're so brilliant and bright that the Sun wears sunglasses when you're near!
I'm no astronomer, but I’m pretty sure the Earth revolves around the sun... not you.
God sent a kid to the principal's office for giving a blind kid sunglasses and said, "Don't let the sun damage your eyes!"
We destroyed two boats, and they dropped the sun on us twice!
Why is the sun mad at the clouds?
The clouds keep throwing shade.
A: What's the similarity between your girlfriend and the sun?
B: They're both hot?
A: They're both massive.
Question: What did the sun say to the little star?
Answer: Are you my SUN?
You're the sun in my life, now get 93 million miles away from me.
Azibo works 10 hours a day in the sun and is paid 1 euro an hour. Thanks to a fundraiser we will be able to raise the necessary funds to buy a whip to make him work twice as much.
Yo mama so fat, when God said, "Let there be light!" she blocked the sun. Now we call her the moon.
Science teacher: How many times can the earth fit into the sun?
Me: As many times as the earth can fit into you.
Hey guys, can we stop making these jokes? If my mom sees this, I will never see the sun again.
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Two whores are watching the sun come up, splitting a bottle of Mad Dog and celebrating another night of servicing the general public. One asks the other: "Say. You ever been picked up by the fuzz?"
Her friend thinks it over, "No...but I have been swung around by the tits a few times!"
There were 3 blonde scientists...wait that’s not the joke. The first one said “we are going to pilot the first unmanned spacecraft to land on the sun.”
The second one said “but we can’t do that - if we get within 5 feet of the sun we’ll freeze to death!”
The third blonde says “so we go at night.”
Chuck Norris can toss Jupiter at the Sun with his bare hands.
And he still cannot win a fighting match against Bruce Lee.
What do you call the closest plant to the sun? The hot ball.