The Sun jokes

Yo mama so fat, she orbits the sun!

Why doesn’t the sun ☀️ go to college?

Because it has a million degrees.

The sun isn’t the only thing that rose up this morning...

The sun is out, and the pedo vans are out.

Parents, keep your kids away from ice cream vans. Once they hear the sound, you'll never see your kids again!

A dad told his son never to hit girls, so the son replied, "I promise."

When the son got older, he was doing the dirty with "a girl," and the girl says, "Spank me, daddy..." and the son responds, "My dad said never to hit a girl."

Then the "girl" takes off the wig, and it's his dad, and the dad said, "Good job, son!"

Son:...... um

Why does the Sun go to school?

To get brighter!

Yo mama so fat that the sun is her moon.

What did the sun say to the Earth?

"Am I hot?"

Little boy asked his dad why he was born black.

Father replied, "So the heat from the sun doesn't burn your skin."

Then he asks, "Why is our hair all frizzy like fuse wire?"

"So the coconuts when falling from the trees won't hurt you."

"Then what are we doing living in Rochdale? (England)"

I followed the sun for a day (stood there at noon). I found myself at the same spot.

Little Jimmy has 5 red apples. His dad's car will arrive in 20 minutes. Calculate the mass of the Sun.

Your forehead is so big, it takes the sun a year to shine on every part of it.

What did the pig say when he was in the sun?

I'm bacon.

Your teeth are so yellow, when you smile, you put the sun out of business.

You. Me. Gas station. What are we getting for dinner? Sushi of course. Uh oh! There was a roofie in our gas station sushi. We black out and wake up in a sewer surrounded by fish.

Horny fish. You know what that means. Fish orgy. The stench draws in a bear. What do we do? We're gonna fight it. Bear fight. Bare handed. Bare, naked? Oh, yes please. We befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl and ride it into a Chuck E. Cheese. Dance Dance Revolution. Revolution? Overthrow the government? Uh, I think so. Next thing you know, I'm reincarnated as Jesus Christ. Then I turn into a jet, fly into the sun, black out again, wake up, do a bump, white out, which I didn't even know you could do. Then I smoked a joint, greened out. Then I turn into the sun. Uh oh! Looks like the meth is kicking in. aklfhaofhasfahfakh AAAAAAAAA afahfioahflkf AAAAA

Why is the sun so attractive? Because it is burning hot!

Yo mama so fat she makes the sun look like a dwarf star!

Why did the snowman say, "Good day," to the sun?

Because it was afraid to melt away by the sun.

Why is the sun lit?

Because it has much solar.

Iran: We can beat the USA.

Japan: You do realize we beat him in Battleship, and he dropped the sun on us.

Iran: So?

Japan: Twice!