The Sun jokes
Yo mama so fat that the sun is her moon.
Why is the sun lit?
Because it has much solar.
Why doesn’t the sun go to college?
Answer: Because it has a million degrees! 😀
what song did people in Hiroshima listen to?
"Here Comes the Sun."
Sun: Hi, I am the sun! I want to warm you up......
Human: :D
Sun: I want to BuRn you.........
Human: .......
Sun: I want to...... KILL...... you.....
Human: I should be going now.
Sun: LET ME KILL YOU!
Human: *Screams his last sound*
Real 😔
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Little Johnny is smokin' hard, The sun looks like Mountain Dew.
Why do planets circle the sun?
'Cause they like the game of ring-around-the-rosy.
There were 3 blonde scientists...wait that’s not the joke. The first one said “we are going to pilot the first unmanned spacecraft to land on the sun.”
The second one said “but we can’t do that - if we get within 5 feet of the sun we’ll freeze to death!”
The third blonde says “so we go at night.”
Why does the Sun go to school?
Yo mama so fat, when God said, "Let there be light!" she blocked the sun. Now we call her the moon.
The Egyptian god of sun's name is Ka.
My friend: Where does the sun god go to get a shoe?
Me: In a Ka-boot sale :D
Friend: What would happen when someone stole the shoe?
Me: Call The Police Ka!!!
You're so brilliant and bright that the Sun wears sunglasses when you're near!
Your teeth are so yellow, when you smile, you put the sun out of business.
My child: "Dad, am I beautiful?"
Me: "You’re like the sun, sweetie. You’re painful to look at."
What holds the sun ☀️ up in the sky?
Sunbeams.
Why didn't the sun go to college?
Because it already had a million degrees!
What did the pig say when he was in the sun?
I'm bacon.
What is the sun's favorite chocolate bar?
A Milky Way 😱
Why does everybody like the sun? Because it's hot.
Azibo works 10 hours a day in the sun and is paid 1 euro an hour. Thanks to a fundraiser we will be able to raise the necessary funds to buy a whip to make him work twice as much.