The Sun jokes
Why did the sun go to school? To get brighter!
Why doesn’t the sun go to college?
Answer: Because it has a million degrees! 😀
Question: What did the sun say to the little star?
Answer: Are you my SUN?
Timmy has 5 apples.
His train is 7 minutes early.
Calculate the mass of the sun.
Why doesn’t the sun ☀️ go to college?
Because it has a million degrees.
Two whores are watching the sun come up, splitting a bottle of Mad Dog and celebrating another night of servicing the general public. One asks the other: "Say. You ever been picked up by the fuzz?"
Her friend thinks it over, "No...but I have been swung around by the tits a few times!"
I know you don't like me, and that implies you need better taste.
I'm not an astronomer, but I'm pretty sure the Earth revolves around the sun... not you.
I'd give you a nasty look, but it seems like you've already got one.
Your birth certificate should be rewritten as a letter of apology.
You haven't changed since the last time I saw you. You really should.
Why is the sun mad at the clouds?
The clouds keep throwing shade.
Official flag of Great Britain? The Union Jack.
Official flag of Australia? The Southern Cross.
Official flag of Canada? The Maple Leaf.
Official flag of Japan? The Sun.
Official flag of Orange County, California? The Nazi Symbol.
The Egyptian god of sun's name is Ka.
My friend: Where does the sun god go to get a shoe?
Me: In a Ka-boot sale :D
Friend: What would happen when someone stole the shoe?
Me: Call The Police Ka!!!
Why does the Sun go to school?
Your teeth are so yellow, when you smile, you put the sun out of business.
Yo mama so fat, when God said, "Let there be light!" she blocked the sun. Now we call her the moon.
what song did people in Hiroshima listen to?
"Here Comes the Sun."
What did the pig say when he was in the sun?
I'm bacon.
Why does the Sun go to school?
To get brighter!
Why does everybody like the sun? Because it's hot.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Little Johnny is smokin' hard, The sun looks like Mountain Dew.
You're so brilliant and bright that the Sun wears sunglasses when you're near!
Little boy asked his dad why he was born black.
Father replied, "So the heat from the sun doesn't burn your skin."
Then he asks, "Why is our hair all frizzy like fuse wire?"
"So the coconuts when falling from the trees won't hurt you."
"Then what are we doing living in Rochdale? (England)"