What did the people in 9/11 say when they got the wrong pizza? Man, they got it wrong, I wanted this shitty plane!
The People Jokes
I sat down and reminisced about the past. I remembered all the people I've lost along the way.
Maybe becoming a tour guide wasn't a good idea.
What did the people do to the deceased after tests?
They bari-um.
The people in the second tower, "I'm so glad that plane didn't hit our building!"
The second plane, đżđżđż
Drake has too much meat. Donate to the people in need.
What went through the heads of the people on the 142nd floor during 9/11?
The 143rd floor.
Yo mama so fat, when she goes to the beach, the people shout, "Free Willy!"
A teacher was teaching her second-grade class about the government, so for homework that one day, she told her students to ask their parents what the government is. When Little Johnny got home that day, he went up to his dad and asked him what the government was. His dad thought for a while and answered, âLook at it this way: Iâm the president, your mom is Congress, your maid is the workforce, you are the people and your baby brother is the future.â âI still donât get it,â responded Little Johnny. âWhy donât you sleep on it then? Maybe youâll understand it better,â said the dad. âOkay then...good night,â said Little Johnny and went off to bed.
In the middle of the night, Little Johnny was awakened by his baby brotherâs crying. He went to his baby brotherâs crib and found that his baby brother had taken a crap in his diaper. So Little Johnny went to his parentâs room to get help. When he got to his parentâs bedroom, he looked through the keyhole to check if his parents were asleep. Through the keyhole, he saw his mom loudly snoring, but his dad wasnât there. So he went to the maidâs room. When he looked through the maidâs room keyhole, he saw his dad having sex with his maid. Little Johnny was surprised, but then he just realized something and thinks aloud, âOH!! Now I understand the government! The President is screwing the workforce, Congress is fast asleep, nobody cares about the people, and the future is full of s**t!â
What did the people who cracked the Liberty Bell get for breaking it?
The no-bell prize.
Why were the people during 9/11 mad? They ordered 2 sausage pizzas, but instead they got 2 plane pizzas.
Why are the people that get your order at restaurants called waiters? They don't wait for the food; we wait for the food. They should be called "note takers." They take notes for food.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Answer:
The man said, "He's going to rape the people on the side of the road."
Why were the people in the Twin Towers mad? They wanted a drive-through pepperoni pizza, but got a fly-through plane instead.
Mr. Smith: Neona, tell us what you have for the biggest competition that we can do to keep our competitors out of the winning streak?
Neona: Will thought we used more sales and more advertising.
Mr. Smith: It's already a good idea. Now what about the business plan? We need it as recommendations to keep the business going. Tell me, what do you have in mind?
Neona: It is better to always have a plan. I was thinking that we can get higher prices and always get great deals. The people will go nuts for a great deal!
Mr. Smith: Perfect. Now let's take a 5 minute break.
Mr. Smith: Ok, 5 minutes is up! Now Neona, I know you are an intern, but what are the best things we can do for the company?
Neona: Hmm...let's see...will we can start with all the things people love! If this is going to work then we have have to......
The people in the World Trade Center ordered two pepperoni, but got two planes.
What did the Titanic say to the people as it went down?
"I now nominate you to the ice bucket challenge!"
A girl and dog get dropped off at an orphanage. Why was she crying before she went in? Because the people came back for their dog!
So I was at a class at school, and then boom, explosion. Lots of dead.
I shoot at the people too, haha, goodbye class. Scary.
Just to get things straight, I'm NOT, I repeat, NOT racist, but this joke goes out to all the people who talk about other people with darker skin than the other person.
Bully: Your skin is so black and ugly (for the 5th time).
Me: I'm so happy you love my skin color!
Bully: Ew, no I don't!
Me: Then why do you keep talking about it?
Hey, donât Orpheus have friends because people do have family?