The People jokes
You have thin feet that people think you were a duck.
My grandpa kept warning the people on the Titanic that the boat was going to sink. Result: he got kicked out of the movie theater.
Q: What is the favorite song of the people who window dived out of the Twin Towers?
A: "Free Fallin'"
What did the people do to the deceased after tests?
They bari-um.
It is reported that when Churchill met Stalin at Yalta, they discussed their hobbies.
Churchill said: "I collect the jokes people tell me about me."
"That's a coincidence," said Stalin, "I collect the people who tell jokes about me."
I was having issues in my personal and professional life. I hated everyone. I was on the brink of a mental breakdown and depression. I decided to see a therapist about it. The therapist suggested that I should write letters to the people I hate and then burn them. I must admit I feel much better...
But now I don't know what to do with the letters.
What did the people in 9/11 say when they got the wrong pizza? Man, they got it wrong, I wanted this shitty plane!
Why were the people during 9/11 mad? They ordered 2 sausage pizzas, but instead they got 2 plane pizzas.
What did the Titanic say to the people as it went down?
"I now nominate you to the ice bucket challenge!"
I feel bad for the people who died in 2001. Those poor terrorists died doing their job.
Why were the people in the Twin Towers such good readers?
They went through 110 stories in 10 seconds.
I took a pole today. 100% of the people in the tent were unhappy that it collapsed.
A boy couldn't walk normally because his pants were huge, and when he went to school, the people there made so many jokes about him that he died.
IT'S NOT TRUE, JUST A FAKE JOKE, DON'T WORRY!
Joe mama's so hairy when she went to the movie theater, the people thought she was Chewbacca!
Two terrorists walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What can I get you?"
The terrorists both say, "A beer."
The bartender overhears them talking about how they will kill 300 people and a donkey. The bartender says, "Why a donkey?"
One terrorist says, "See, I told you no one would care about the people!"
Katy Perry can't sing, can't dance, doesn't write music, is unbelievably ugly, and is unable to decipher maths or science. Really though, I didn't realize going down on a record executive would later lead her to be one of the people able to go to space.
Why was an orphan loving school?
Because the people actually came back.
Did you know the people in the twin towers were great readers?
Yeah, they went through 80 stories in seconds.
The people in the second tower, "I'm so glad that plane didn't hit our building!"
The second plane, 🗿🗿🗿
What do you call the people in the Challenger explosion?
Ashtraynauts.