The People Jokes

Why did the people think Stephen hawking was disrespectful? Cause he didn’t stand up for the national anthem

I feel bad for the people who were born on April,1 Their life is a joke

Q where do you bury the people killed in 9/11

A its already done for you

I was high in high school, but not as high as the people jumping from the buildings

Saying a Kobe joke after he died tends to ignite a fire in the people you say it to.

Why was an orphan loving school? Because the people actually came back.

You learn something new everyday. Like the people in 9 11 are the worlds fastest readers they went through 100s in under a seconds

Most of the people here: thats not funny lots of people died.

Bruh why are you in here if you cant take joke.

A teacher was teaching her second-grade class about the government, so for homework that one day, she told her students to ask their parents what the government is. When Little Johnny got home that day, he went up to his dad and ask him what the government was. His dad thought for a while and answered, “Look at it this way: I'm the president, your mom is Congress, your maid is the workforce, you are the people and your baby brother is the future.'' “I still don't get it” responded the Little Johnny. “Why don't you sleep on it then? Maybe you'll understand it better,” said the dad. “Okay then...good night” said Little Jonny went off to bed. In the middle of the night, Little Johnny was awakened by his baby brother's crying. He went to his baby brother's crib and found that his baby brother had taken a crap in his diaper. So Little Johnny went to his parent's room to get help. When he got to his parent's bedroom, he looked through the keyhole to check if his parents were asleep. Through the keyhole, he saw his mom loudly snoring, but his dad wasn't there. So he went to the maid's room. When he looked through the maid's room keyhole, he saw his dad having sex with his maid. Little Johnny was surprised, but then he just realized something and thinks aloud, ''OH!! Now I understand the government! The President is screwing the workforce, Congress is fast asleep, nobody cares about the people, and the future is full of s**t!''

Who were the people that survived 9/11? The ones who decided it would be a good idea to jump

If you get offended, leave, how did you even find this website, just to make people feel bad?? No. You are seriously the stupid one here. Also this is not a joke but the people that do this are.

A dad and son walks into a strip club the people in the strip club said he was to young to be in hear so they had to leave 10 years later they went back there. They saw a small dancer the father walked over there and said the woman looked to small to be in hear her reply was...?

The bakery where I work is being robbed I said to the people I am calling the police then I realized they did not come for the money they came for the bread. Huh go figure.

Me and my friend were cranking 90s in fortnite then our other friend joined started flying a plane we died like all the people in 911

why were the people in the twin towers upset? they ordered pepperoni pizza but instead they got plane

The parents use to hit him His parents got into a car crash and died He became an orphan in an orphanage, the people there hit him, he looked up and said "parents?"

TO GWEN AND FRESHFRY: Hi Gwen and fresh fry you have been so amazing to me and now to my sister. you are the people who I look up to people r mean to us because i am adopted. thank you for all of your support!!!!!!