The People Jokes

The USA guaranteeing freedom of speech is the biggest joke I've heard...

Tell that to the people who were almost killed because their cars had "NASCAR Sucks" and "Country and Western is rubbish" on them!

A girl and a dog were dropped off at an orphanage. Why was she crying before she went in? Because the people came back for their dog.

I was having issues in my personal and professional life. I hated everyone. I was on the brink of a mental breakdown and depression. I decided to see a therapist about it. The therapist suggested that I should write letters to the people I hate and then burn them. I must admit I feel much better...

But now I don't know what to do with the letters.

What do you call the people in the challenger explosion.

Ashtraynauts

i feel bad for the people who died in 2001 those poor terrosists died doing their job.

The people in Florida yelling "White Power!" is amusing, because when they get permanent sunburn from the Florida sun, they are not white anymore.

This isn't a joke but

I'm a survivor and use humor to cope. I find these extremely funny so please leave the people writing these alone 😭

Did you know the people in the twin towers were great readers?

Yea, they went through 80 stories in seconds.

one time the quite kid hacked the speakers in a school next thing you know it pumped up kicks by Foster The People starts playing

For all the people with Covid-19 i just want to say... Stay positive

My mind was blown when I saw all the people waving at me.

-JFK

Why were the people in the Twin Towers such good readers?

They went through 110 stories in 10 seconds

As l get older I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice

My grandpa kept warning the people on the Titanic that the boat was going to sink. Result: he got kicked out of the movie theater

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I saw this one quote of the people who smile the most are covering the most pain I think this is true just not with everyone. As I am really depressed and act like myself with my friends but with my parents and family I force a smile so they don't worry more than they do. I did a test for my therapy session to see what level of depression I had. It came back with severe 22/24 but I asked her to tell my mum it came back as moderate saying I would tell her that my depression got worse she went along with it but I haven't told my mum and I know make things sound like I aren't as messed up as I truly am to my therapist