That jokes

There were three women, one was curvy in all the right places, one was skinny but had a booty on her, and last but not least there’s one that has a BBL. Then comes in a famous rapper, guess which one he picked???

So big that when you step, you break the whole galaxy.

I'm not into scatplay. In fact, I think that shit's disgusting.

Yo mama so Karen that when she went to hell, she asked Satan for the manager.

You know, people always tell you to stand up for yourself. Why didn't anyone tell the World Trade Center that? 🤔

How did Stephen Hawking die?

He didn't have enough room for any more RAM on his motherboard. I feel so bad for saying that!

So I was sitting on my couch, watching this homophobic TV show all about "straight and great". But then I remember, "Aren't I part of the LGBTQ?"

So I say, "Oh my God, let's throw it out the window because that would be a good idea!" But then it gets run over by 123,456,789 cars. It gave me a $150,000 fine. Guess I'm broke.

My friend was getting bullied so I went over and asked him to stop. It went a little bit like this:

Me: Dude, leave her alone. Him: Beat it, b*tch. *lots of arguing and swearing* Me: Ya know! The smartest thing that ever came outta your mouth was probably a penis. Him: *walks away*

Your hairline so back that back in the day of your hairline, Burger King was called "Burger Prince."

The best news about a pretty girl with special needs is that you can get her to do exactly what you want her to do.

I mean, she probably thinks receiving oral is like 100% blood sausage coming right at her.

I was in my car listening to my radio. Steve Winwood's song came on, "Just Roll With It, Baby." I said that must be one of Stephen Hawking's favorite songs; he sings it to his girlfriend.

Me: "Hey, get my joke on that timeline."

Her: "No."

Roses are red, violets are blue, people think that you’re fat, until they saw your mom.

- What do you call a dog that can do magic?

- A labracadabrador.

What eats nuts and bolts? A squirrel that’s running late!

Yo mama is so ugly that even scammers wouldn't go after her money.

Yo mama so strict that when Ponyboy told her that Darry hit him, she called the cops on Darry.

I wondered why there was red all over my bathroom til I found out that my sis had dyed her hair red. Man, it looked like somebody died in there! Lol.

Why did Sellwood get named?

It is made of wood that got sold.

Your mama is so fat and stupid. She got hit by a school bus. Her reply was, "Who threw that Twinkie at me?"