That jokes

Did you hear that Rushdie has a new book? It's titled "Buddha, that Fat Fuck."

You're adopted, that's why your mom or dad never came back with the milk!

What do you call a fat Chinese person that talks way too much? Panda Express.

So, there's a black guy, a white guy, and a Mexican. They find a genie's lamp, they rub it, and poof! Appears the genie!

The genie goes to the black guy and asks, "What's your one wish?" The black guy goes, "I wish for me and all my people to be back in Africa, happy and everything." So poof! His wish is granted.

Then, the genie goes to the Mexican and asks, "What's your one wish?" The Mexican goes, "I wish for me and all my people to be in Mexico, happy and everything." So poof! His wish is granted.

Now, the genie goes over to the white guy and asks, "What's your one wish?" and the white guy asks, "You mean to tell me that all the black and Mexican people are out of America?" The genie replies, "Yes."

The white guy goes, "Then I'll have a Coke."

My parents told me that when they had sex, it was absolutely shambles.

Thankfully, it turned out that they were real balls.

What do you call a skeleton that does nothing all day?

A lazy bones!

I don't see why people say that emo kids don't like to hangout.

I saw them hanging all day.

There was a fish looking for a great meal. He looks above him and sees a fly. He thought, "If that fly drops six inches, I would have a meal." Long story short, a pussy gets wet.

Egg shaped, dome, bowling ball lookin' ass, bald fuck with that 360 degrees ahh head, motherfucker look like a damn balloon.

Call me Kobe 'cause I'm finna use your head as a basketball and throw it at yo' parents. Mr. Clean, bootleg Saitama lookin' ass mfer. No hair? :(

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I tried to fight a razor. It cut me so deep I thought I would die.

Turns out he didn't kill me. I was never happy, but that shit made me angry.

You're so fat that when you went sunbathing at the beach, Greenpeace came along and pushed you back in the ocean.

I remember when I saw my dad's penis for the first time.

I said, "Dad, don't text me shit like that."

My friend Nickiya wanted to know what animal she'd be. I said that she would be a "Ni-cat-a."

Yo mama is so ugly that even Donald Trump couldn't be inside her dreams.

There are three people on the steps of Heaven. God tells them all he is having a good day and if they make him laugh by telling him how they died, he will let them in.

The first one said, "I just finished a long day of work and I get home, and right as I stepped in, I knew my wife was cheating on me. I searched everywhere and I couldn’t find anybody, so I got a drink and went to the balcony, and then I saw him, hanging off the ledge of the balcony. I kicked his hands, but he wouldn’t fall, so I threw a Refrigerator at him, and I fell with the Refrigerator."

God busted out laughing and let him in.

The next person walked up and God told him the same thing he told the other person. God told him that he didn’t think that he could make him laugh more than the first person. The second guy said, "So get this, I’m a window washer on the 8th floor. I’m washing the windows like normal, and this enraged psychopath walks up and starts kicking my hands, and then he throws a refrigerator at me and I die."

God bursts out laughing so much to where he falls off his chair, and he lets the guy through. The next guy comes up and God tells him the same thing he told the last two people, and he tells him that there is no way that he can make him laugh more than the other two did. So he starts talking. "So get this, I’m in a refrigerator..."

Your face is so big that not even you can see it.

Why is it that every time I masturbate, things get out of hand?

Yo mama so fat that when she was in Uranus, she picked her butthole.

What do dogs do that trees don't do?

Answer: They bark!

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