That jokes
Do not sort... that's bad... *sigh in depression*
If you argued that God was a woman, 49.8% of the US population would try and raise Hell.
Just to ask the other guy.
Talk about a male supremacist religion.
Cousin: Hey, is that an octopus?
Me: Yes, what, it is just an octopus.
Cousin: Oh yeah, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Octopus touch me!
Me: What, it is just one..... ummmmm dad cousin d[id].
When you split Uranus in half, it is "ur-anus." That's why it has a butts joke. Weird.
Straight people.
That's the joke.
Attention to everyone - I will be leaving for 3 weeks for a summer break. I will be back in 3 weeks. When I come back, I want someone to tell me everything that has happened over these weeks. (Gwen or Addison Banks).
Sincerely, watersharky.
What is it that a 🤔 😳 👀 😕 physicality handicapped ♿ male prostitute can do on his own very well without getting any help from his male friends that are gay like himself?
Perform fellatio on a 👨 👨 👬 gay man.
Okay, I'm so sorry, Alya, and Drew. I didn't mean to say that you guys were stupid and cringy. I mistyped. Can you guys forgive me by any chance? I'm so sorry :(
Why did the orphan chase the family? Because he was jealous that he did not have a family.
What is a difference between a tree, tree house that yyyyy?
How do we get a butt? God made us like that, and we can't change it. If you wanted to, you have to die <:
Secret code that Bin Laden sent to Obama but couldn't decipher!
It was eloHssA OllEH!!
One day in my class, we were having that good snack, and one of my classmates choked on a Cheerio. One small, single, Cheerio!
Your mama is so skinny that when she went to go outside, the slightest breeze flew her all the way to New Mexico.
The boy was sexually frustrated that he couldn’t have sex with girls, so he fingered his female cat.
What do you call a banana that can dance?
CHUPAPIMUNYANYO BUISNESS [sic]
That feeling when elbow surgery was yesterday.
You might be innocent, but if you carry a large sum of cash in public, the cops won’t believe that.
My wife found a rock and asked if it was expensive, and I said it "leavarite". She said, "Is that expensive?" and I told her, "Leave it right there."
What is a cow that does magic?
A smart cow.