That jokes
Yo mama so stupid that she thought Subway was a place where you buy subways.
Your mom's so fat, when she entered a fat contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"
What do you call a white man that’s blind?
Asian eyes.
Why do people consume "Laxatives"?
Answer: So that they can take a "Shit", STUPID!
Why did the Twin Towers fall exactly at 9/11?
Because the terrorists thought that it would be fun to call 911 as a "prank."
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Fuck you, that's why.
Your mama is so far that when she told a joke, no one was laughing, but the floor was literally cracking up.
Yo mama is so old that she was born on the first day the universe existed.
Your mom is so dumb that somebody told her, "Go get a life," so she went to play Super Mario and got a 1-up.
Me: *sprays some perfume on myself*
Friend: Omg, that smells so good! You’re so aromatic, how do you not have a bf yet?
Me: ... I’m aromantic and aromatic. I do not desire romantic relationships with others although I do enjoy carrying lovely scents with me.
What were Paul Walker's last words?
Hey, that tree's growing!
You're so skinny that people can't even see you.
Hey, did you know that Stephen Hawking predicted the end of the world?
Well, not really. He predicted the end of *his* world.
What do dogs do that trees don't do?
Answer: They bark!
badoom ching
What is a playground that is old?
A rotten playground.
Your mom stinks.
That is my joke.
You mom doesn’t really stink.
I know I am stupid. 🤕
Yesterday, I saw an advert with a random woman dancing, and someone said that they were beautiful.
And then I said, "Except the fat people." And then I got sent to my room for saying that.
What did the man say when his girlfriend threw sodium and chloride at him?
That’s assault!
What do you call a pun that's bad? A bad pun.
What is a car that runs and can't?