That jokes
Your hairline is so far back that the United States got a front row seat!
That's why your grandma 6 ft deep, feet!
I heard China aborts 25% of female babies. That's a lot of dead 3-year-old gender-affirmed girls.
Hey, did you know that Stephen Hawking predicted the end of the world?
Well, not really. He predicted the end of *his* world.
What do dogs do that trees don't do?
Answer: They bark!
badoom ching
That's all is needed to complete my day
Person: Hey, do you know what's the best thing in life?
...
You do realize that I said nothing, right?
Me: Exactly :)
What did the man say when his girlfriend threw sodium and chloride at him?
That’s assault!
What is a car that runs and can't?
Your mom stinks.
That is my joke.
You mom doesn’t really stink.
I know I am stupid. 🤕
Me: You know your parents were very good people.
Orphan: Wow, I didn’t know that.
Me: I know, you're an orphan.
My dad said not to touch this thingy called a gun, but I looked down that pole and pressed that thing, and now I'm in heaven.
My wife saw me hit the best drive yesterday with my golf clubs.
I must have drove that chihuahua 300 yards.
What do I think about the Kennedy assassination?
First of all, he should have had a roof on that car.
Hey so I like orphan jokes, and some of them are fun, but I think that's engonp.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that walks into a fire?
Hot Wheels.
poop i eat it for dinner i eat it at night yet it never comes out of me? how is that possibul?
pOOp
What does a waiter in a Chinese restaurant call a customer that won't leave a tip? A "plick."
Some people could say that the sky was falling that day,
one second they saw the sun and the next they saw heaven.
Your forehead is so big that NASA went to discover Mars, but then they said, "Oops, wrong planet. Mars is smaller than this, we will discover it later."
You're adopted, that's why your mom or dad never came back with the milk!