That jokes
I was going to tell a joke about a mirror, but it seems that I'm looking at one.
When someone says don't talk back to me, say, "I wasn't aware that answering a question was considered talking back."
Why did the Twin Towers fall exactly at 9/11?
Because the terrorists thought that it would be fun to call 911 as a "prank."
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Fuck you, that's why.
Your balls are growing too big that they will pop like a balloon!
I heard China aborts 25% of female babies. That's a lot of dead 3-year-old gender-affirmed girls.
Peyk 47 said that Kobe Bryant is not a legend, but he is.
Your mama is so ugly that when she stood on the scale, it said "to be continued."
Why do people consume "Laxatives"?
Answer: So that they can take a "Shit", STUPID!
What were Paul Walker's last words?
Hey, that tree's growing!
Your mama was so fat that she sunk the Titanic!
Your hairline is so far back that the United States got a front row seat!
That's why your grandma 6 ft deep, feet!
There are 10 million million million million million million million million particles in da universe that we can observe.
Yo mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it's the only thing that comes back to it.
Badminton: Your breath is so bad that you have to take a mint before you go on Fortnite.
Hey so I like orphan jokes, and some of them are fun, but I think that's engonp.
poop i eat it for dinner i eat it at night yet it never comes out of me? how is that possibul?
pOOp
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that walks into a fire?
Hot Wheels.
Your forehead is so big that NASA went to discover Mars, but then they said, "Oops, wrong planet. Mars is smaller than this, we will discover it later."