That jokes
Grandma told me that when she passed away she wants to be a tree, and so she could live forever.
But I'm not gonna lie, it was a nice toasty fire...
There was a boy who owned a dog, who was walking while wearing headphones.
Upon entering a park, he saw a sign that read, "DOGS MUST HAVE LEAD". He continued into the park, and became immersed in the music.
After leaving the park 20 minutes later and turning around for the first time in a while to remove the lead, the sight of his now-dead, freshly-poisoned dog reminded him of the importance of heteronyms.
When your parents say, "We are sorry that you are here," what do you think of that?
I think that you're an accident!
Yo mama so far that when she walks outside at 8 a.m., it becomes midnight all over again.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
Nobody finds that one funny.
What do you call a band made of cheese?
Grate That!
I was in a school shooting a few years ago, 3 people died.
I guess that’s what you get when you’re bad at hide and seek.
If I had a dime for every time I heard someone say that F was the villain (Alphabet Lore), I would be rich.
I was sad because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet.
Then I was even sadder, because that lucky guy didn't even *need* shoes!
Did you know that Stephen Hawking's death was an accident because he pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep mode?"
Mary: If you born pikin (child) inside shop, wetin you go call that pikin (child)?
Mike: The pikin (child) go bear Bishop.
Hello, I am typing with the microphone, euros, hello bro and 0LXDXD bra, that’s funny, and also you are gay. Ha ha ha ha ha, get it done by eight.
A blind man once told me he smokes a lot because he has nothing to look forward to. Well, let's just say that I see his point.
I have an account at the website Memedroid.
My name is J0K35FromWJE.
Feel free to follow me, and I WILL upload to Memedroid (I might not upload daily).
I will still make jokes here jlyk (just letting you know).
Ok here's your joke now...
What did one pizza say to the other when they were in bed?
"Can I have a pizza that ass?"
I asked, "Mom, what's that in the sky?"
Mom replied with, "That's your father."
Karien: Don't care. You know what you did.
Jalie: I don't know what you mean. I did nothing! I'm telling the truth!
Karien: Sure. So you mean you never texted Oerien last night around 2:00 AM?
Jalie: NO, I NEVER DID THAT!
Karien: Jalie, stop the story telling. You were the one who had my phone yesterday. Just stop.
I'm just here to say that I don't approve of political jokes.
I've seen too many of them get elected.
What do you call the bear that pushes all the other bears into the pool? The dry bear.
Yo momma's legs are like cottage cheese: white and chunky.
Yo momma's so dirty that when I asked what was for dinner, she sat on the table, opened her legs, and said "Crabs."
You like bread toasted? That means you're roasted.