That jokes

Kobe Bryant ain’t flying that well anymore.

I saw a little kid crying today. I asked where his parents were, and he started to cry more. I left the orphanage to get some milk after that.

Yo momma's so hairy that when the baby came out, it got rug burn.

You were born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.

What do you call a gay pride parade that was ran over?

Rainbow road.

This is NOT my joke. I found it on Google. It's a texting joke.

Mom: Son, your grandma just passed away LOL.

Son: Mom, what do you mean LOL? That means laughing out loud.

Mom: Oh no, I thought that meant lots of love. I have to text everyone back!!!!

Your mum is so fat that when you walk around her, you get lost.

Bitches be like, "Read the room."

What genre is that in?

Your hairline goes so far back that cars on a highway don't know which way to turn.

Did you hear about the man that got fired from his can job? It was soda-pressing.

That moment when you have to ask your Chinese neighbor if he's seen your cat.

Me: That’s a good WAVE.

Friend: I SEA it.

Wave: Doesn't break for us to surf on.

Me: I was SHORE it would be good.

Friend: I SEA what you did there.

What's the only gun that doesn't exist in Africa? The water gun.

Keep smearing that make-up around your face, maybe you'll get somewhere with it.

Your classmate: You're so ugly.

Me: That's what your mom said when she had you and called you a mistake.

Did you hear that nursing homes keep returning the new Paul Walkers?

They let the elderly move fast, but then burst into flames and burn the patients alive.

Son - Dad, I've been expelled from school for having sex with a girl in my class.

Dad - Son, that's the 2nd school this year! Maybe teaching isn't for you!

Why is the chicken that crossed the road a cannibal? Because he went to KFC.

Did you hear that Uranus is cracked?

Why do orphans hate Geometry?

Because it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone.

I know this is a very corny joke.