That jokes
You really can't call Stalin bad, just think about the kids that depression.
Why did that fish cross the road?
Just for the halibut (hell of it)!
So I was sitting at a bar, right? That fucking waitress came again, and guess what? She brought the wrong drinks again. So I send her away to get the correct drinks. And she came back again, with the wrong drinks!! Obviously, she was retarded. Anyways that's the story about how I met your mother.
Why are so many Americans stupid? Because they shoot the ones that go to school.
You know that you f**k better than dad?
I know, mom says that too. (Typical Alabama Family)
Your hairline is so far back Sherlock couldn't solve that mystery.
A husband and wife get into a fight. The wife says, "Go blow off some steam. I’ll let you fuck a hooker." So he does that, comes back, and says, "I’m off the hook now!"
What's up guys! Quandale Dingle here (RUUEHEHEHEHEHEEHE). I have been arrested for multiple crimes (AHHHHHHHHHHHHH) including: Battery on a police officer (WHAT), Grand theft, Declaring war on Italy, and public indecency (RUHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE x2 speed).
I will be escaping prison on, MARCH 28TH! After that I will take over the worl[d].
Isn't it strange that the LGBTQ flag only has straight lines?
What do you call a bee that produces milk? Booby.
Did you know that if you go into an orphanage and tell them a "yo mama" joke, they won’t get it?
I'm so poor that they let me buy the entire store! For $0...
A rooster ran across the border from the USA to Canada and laid an egg. Which country does that egg belong to? Roosters don't lay eggs.
Yo mama so fat that when she fell on the concrete, nobody laughed, but the concrete cracked up.
Your momma is so dumb that when they said it was chilly outside, she came outside with a bowl.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange ya glad this isn't another stupid orphan joke that has been posted 10 times before!
If a tree had a mouth, wood it bark?
I was really rooting to tell that one.
Gwen, I am not gay. There is some stupid faker online! I swear on my life that I am not!
Btw, if I was gay, then why am I chatting and dating a girl?
Alyas' dad died, that's comedy. Something not funny is like BLM.
Your hairline is so far back that when I put on my glasses, I thought I saw an "M" for McDonald's on your hairline.