That jokes

Say "traffic," and replace "r" with "h." It sounds like... that thicc.

One man said, "Do you need 20 bucks?"

The other said, "Do you have that many?"

Sarcastic Doctor: Tell me.

Guy: I have leukemia in the brain.

Sarcastic Doctor: That doesn't concern me.

The village people said that they need their idiot back; you better get going!

Me in my dream: What a good day! *rumble* Ooh! What was that?

I wake up and I find myself on the floor.

What did the corn say to the flying apple?

"That's corny."

What do you call an alligator that likes donuts? A donutator!

"That's not my age; it's just not true.

My heart is young; the time just flew.

I'm staring at this strange old face, and someone else is in my space."

- Why is that flight waiting at 30,000 feet height?

- One tire became flat. They are changing it in the middle of the journey.

My friend says, "Time flies when having fun," so when he was gaming, I threw his clock to test that theory.

How many times do I tap that ass? OVER 9000!

Mr. and Mrs. Potato were walking down the street when a french fry caught the attention of Mr. Potato.

Mrs. Potato said: "I see you eye-balling that French girl!"

Your mom is fat, and that's a joke.

That one person who can never bring a smile to your face...

Until you push them down 3 flights of stairs.

A dad and his son walk out to the middle of the woods armed only with a shovel and a lantern.

Son: "Dad, it's creepy out here!"

Dad: "You're complaining? I'm the one that has to leave the woods alone!"

I'm going to destroy your momma's [vulgar term] just like I destroyed that Tastykake.

What do people use more than you that is yours?

You look like the type of guy to wash his/her hands after a shower! (And don't write in the comments that there are more than 2 genders.)

What do you call the nun that hates?

For Paul Walker, Mother Teresa.

I hope there are no women on here because they just aren't that funny.