That jokes
Yo mama so ugly that on Halloween she didn't get candy.
Did you hear that story "Three Lines in the Sand?" By dickadraggin'.
"Is that a quirked-up white boi with a little bit of swag, busting it down sexual style?
Is HE goated with the sauce?"
Barney-1 2 3 what number comes next?
Barney-that’s right it’s penis!
If you have a friend that will not leave you alone about something, just simply tell them: "If you watch something, have you ever thought that you're in a movie when you watch a movie?"
What can a gay man not be, but a heterosexual female that is a whore can be if a heterosexual male gives her enough money? 💸
cock teaser
What do you call a gay pride parade that was ran over?
Rainbow road.
October 1, 2017 is when the Mandalay Bay became the Mandalay spray. Thank Steve for that.
Yo mama so fat that she broke the chair by sitting on it.
Did you hear that the cameraman got arrested? He shot a film.
Love that dress; it would look much better on my floor, though.
Friends, who's your barber? They mess up big time.
Me.
You're just jealous because my dad cuts my hair for free, and you have to be paying 30 dollars just for that short-ass cut.
I saw my sisters masturbating with cucumbers and hotdogs.
I said, "Come on, I was gonna eat that later! Now it's just gonna taste like hotdogs and cucumbers!"
What do you call a cow that doesn't produce any milk? An udder failure.
When you're asked to tell a crazy story, but the first thing that comes up to your mind is a suicide attempt:
"Oh, I don't remember anything in particular. 😅😀"
What do you call something that has 50 legs but can't walk? 25 disabled people!
What do you call a cow that's on the ground? Ground beef.
Why was 6 afraid to go camping with 7?
Because 7 wanted to bring two knives for survival, but 6 secretly knew that 7 hated him, and didn’t have benign intentions.
Read this out loud to yourself and it’ll make sense. ;)
What’s black and white and red all over?
A crushed nun!
What’s that black stuff between an elephants toes?
Slow natives.
There was a wedding so sad that even the cake was in tiers.