That jokes

Your mama so fat that’s why Hulk gets big.

Your hairline is so long that when I put it on email, it didn't send, which is ETHAN BRIDEWATER.

If you're cleaning a vacuum cleaner, does that make you the vacuum cleaner?

Helen Keller is so Helen Keller-y that nobody will be as good as Helen Keller.

Have you ever seen that weird ad that pops up at the bottom: sexy Russian babes looking for men older than 30, and they're 18, so is it a reverse pedo? Oh well.

My friend that was in a wheelchair was getting bullied, so I said, "Stand up for yourself."

If a midget says your hair smells nice, is that sexual assault?

How did the toilet react when it received a gift?

That was so pot full (thoughtful)!

Yo mama so fat that when she sits, she makes a 7.4 earthquake.

I was reading a book one day when I suddenly heard a sound. It was the Grim Reaper. I ignored it and continued reading my book. Suddenly, I realized that I was one of the main characters, which, at the end, dies.

I used to like fireworks, but I'm dead now. Fireworks look like a charm if you don't mind something a little ghostly.

What lies beneath your nose and is being picked on? Your boogers.

You're so skinny that the professor thought you were the skeleton.

You are so small that you play hockey against the curb!

Me: What's that sound?

Ex: What?

Me: Oh, it's the elevator going up. BYEEEE see you on another level!

When you're so rich that you can buy anything, you end up getting a cow in your living room. Yeah, anyways, my ex is still in my living room.

Gwen, are you mad at me? Cause that was a faker.

Like the faker Gwen?

Today I went to the doctor for a test, and he said I have 10 months to live.

So later that day I stabbed him to death, and the judge sentenced me for 15 years in prison. Problem solved!

I hope death is a girl. That way, it'll never come for me.

Last night I was watching a Scotland Christmas movie...

And the part when Mary tells Joseph that she is pregnant, Joseph was surprised, and he exclaimed, "Jesus Christ!!!" I immediately stopped watching and changed the channel.

"When I heard that not arguing or fighting in a relationship represents a lack of interest, that's when my girlfriend started missing her makeup box."

Do they say you are what you eat?

That makes Bulma a VEGETARIAN if u know what I'm SAIYAN.