That jokes
A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.
Johny Sin's son checked his father's folder of p*rn in his laptop.
and found that in all the videos his father is...
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Yo mama so fat that when she walked past the TV, you missed three episodes of your favorite show.
A man was reported stealing a bar of soap from a corner store. The police concluded that he made a clean getaway.
i dont think that memes are what you think it memes
Q: Why did the blind man fall into the well?
A: Because he couldn't see that well.
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.
Your mama is so fat that when she was playing online, she crashed the whole server.
Yo mama is so fat that she crushed her PlayStation profile.
Yo mama's so skinny that when she walks outside, she floats to Heaven.
What can you give a white person that you can't give to a black person?
A black eye.
I slit my wrist and said, "THAT'S A LOT OF DAMAGE!" So I did it again, but with a knife and said, "NOW *THAT'S* A LOT OF DAMAGE!" I then put watertight Flex Seal on the wound, and it didn't seal.
A man opened a snail farm.
He said that it is a slow-moving business.
Your forehead is so big that it was used as a billboard.
What's the code thing on Minecraft that decides the world generation?
Seed?
Seedeeznuts!
I love bread so much that I might join a bread cult.
What is the difference between the human rights act and the rights of the earth?
Human and the earth earth is a good earth 🌎 was that what time do for dinner 🍽 night night love 💗 night night fun day and dinner 🍴 night night fun day home 🏡 night is it a great 👍 home 🏡 was the day I love 💕
What do you call a duck that is addicted to drugs?
A quack head!
My mom must be a duck then...
If an orange is orange, does that mean it's orange?
So my mom sent a text saying, "I'm gonna need help carrying groceries when I get back." That was 3 months ago.
Bf: Babe, do you love me?
Gf: Of course, why do you ask?
Bf: I heard that your mom passed away, and I went to pick some roses for you to try to cheer you up, and then I remembered why I went to the garden.