That jokes
Another Nazi joke.
Did Nazi that coming?
Did Jew?
Paralyzed Man: *gets up* I’m out of here!
Blind Man: Did that paralyzed man just get up?
Deaf Man: Did that Blind Man see that paralyzed man get up?
Mute Man: Did that deaf man just hear the blind man see the paralyzed man get up?
Dead Man: Did that mute man just say did that deaf man just hear the blind man see the paralyzed man get up?
“Normal” Man: Did that dead man hear the mute man say did that deaf man hear the blind man see the paralyzed man get up?
Doctor: *calls 911*
911 service: 911 what’s your emergency?
Doctor: Yes, uh, a “normal” person just said that did that dead man just hear a mute man say did that deaf man just hear the blind man see a paralyzed man get up?
911 service: *hangs up*
A lovely and clean kebab restaurant with the option to sit at the bar, sit outside, or eat in.
Besides kebabs, they also offer other typical dishes, such as cholodki. They also have a selection of different pizzas. The photo shows various kebab dishes with potatoes, rice, and salad. This time, the rice is mixed with oats. Enjoy! The other two kebabs are also delicious, but I didn't try them. As always, I was treated very kindly, and the service and quality ensured that they were always happy to help.
As a foodie, I have to say that this is the best kebab restaurant. Next time, I'll try the pizza and come back again.
Joke: "7 8 9" (seven eight nine), why is 8 (eight) scared of 7 (seven)?
Answer: This is because; in "7 8 9", 8 is pronounced as (ate). So because seven ate nine, eight is scared that seven would eat eight also.
Why don't churches have WiFi?
They can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.
i dont think that memes are what you think it memes
God- make a grumpy old man president.
Angel- why?
G- cause I said so-name him Trump.
A- okay.
G- make him not pay taxes.
A- okay...
Fast forward to 2020
G- you know that grumpy old man?
A- yea...
G- make him create a deadly virus named after a beer.
A- Krona.
G- exactly.
A- why do you hate humans so much?
G- because I can.
You're so bald that Disney uses your head for movie scripts.
I went to school with a gay guy who was really smart, but he always got mad that he got straight A's instead of getting all the D's.
Why are there so many black men in the NBA that only want to play basketball on a all black basketball team? because they prefer to suck a long and thick big black dick
You're so ugly that they faked a whole pandemic just so you can put on a mask to cover that ugly-ass face.
Yo mama so fat that when she walked past the TV, you missed three episodes of your favorite show.
Yo mama's so skinny that when she walks outside, she floats to Heaven.
Yo momma is so fat that the ground shakes a lot as she walks.
My wife caught me fucking our daughter. I don't know what she found worse: the fact I was fucking our daughter, or that the clinic gave me the fetus.
What can you give a white person that you can't give to a black person?
A black eye.
A man was reported stealing a bar of soap from a corner store. The police concluded that he made a clean getaway.
Moo!
Cow: I was just about to say that!
A man opened a snail farm.
He said that it is a slow-moving business.
Run, or something will come to you, and you will be afraid to tell it to stop following you.
I've been sad recently that the Twin Towers aren't around, so I made the conclusion to build a time machine to watch it again.