That jokes

What does Michael Jackson say when he grabs his crotch? I never noticed that before.

Papyrus: I hate you, Frisk.

Frisk: This is why Mettaton doesn't fucking love you.

Sans: Kid, I will kill you.

Papyrus: (Remembers something) That's why you don't have a lover, you lonely giraffe!

"Wanna play the rape game?"

"No!!!!"

"That's the spirit!"

My boyfriend is just like a sexy nerd and I still have to ask him things like that because I'm so distracted from him.

I tried to pull (his/her) leg at the comedy club, but got arrested for sexual harassment. Does that still count as a joke? 🤣

Yo, hairline go so far back that your dad found it before you did.

"Nananananananannanananananannananananaanan, that's how music goes!"

If you jump off a building and yell "parkour," how can they tell that it was intentional? T'was a failed stunt.

Yo mama so Irish that she thought the Chicago Shamrox were a Quadball team.

I love eating pussy. That’s why the animal shelter is always my go-to for a good meal.

There was a fish looking for a great meal. He looks above him and sees a fly. He thought, "If that fly drops six inches, I would have a meal." Long story short, a pussy gets wet.

Your dad is so stupid that when he jumped the fence, the gate was open.

Yo mama is so ugly that Bumble accused her of catfishing.

How do the men with bisexual tendencies that are members in the Kingdom Hall of Jehovah's Witnesses have sex with other men without being disfellowshiped in the Jehovah's Witnesses Church?

Anonymous sex at a glory hole inside the men's restroom at a gay bar.

"You think THAT'S bad?!? Remember the time I was in Paris with Donny de Francovich?"

Isn't it strange that the LGBTQ flag only has straight lines?

Egg shaped, dome, bowling ball lookin' ass, bald fuck with that 360 degrees ahh head, motherfucker look like a damn balloon.

Call me Kobe 'cause I'm finna use your head as a basketball and throw it at yo' parents. Mr. Clean, bootleg Saitama lookin' ass mfer. No hair? :(

That's kinda sus, you know?

My dad is really angry at me for kicking the balls. He's the one that told me always aim for them. Is that why I don't have a brother?

Bully: I'm going to hurt you so bad.

You: Well, your IQ is the same amount of teeth I'm about to knock out, so... you're so dumb that you don't even know how to do that.

And your IQ is 5.