That jokes
Did anyone ever notice that "STUDYING" is a mixture of studying and dying?
Your mom is so fat that she only knows three letters, which are "KFC."
What do you call multiple quintuplets that look the same?
Naruto's mom.
There was a math teacher on a plane that crashed. What was the last thing that went through their head?
A pentagon.
If you were on the Titanic and you didn't leave the ship, what would you do? Just let that sink in.
When you are f***ing your girlfriend and then she tells you that you f**k like your guys' dad.
Then you f**k your mom and she says the same thing.
Your mom wants to tell you that you're adopted, but you were an orphan.
How did Rihanna know that Chris Brown was cheating on her? There was a different color of lipstick on his knuckles.
What did the fish say to the other fish when it got hooked?
"That's what you get for not keeping your mouth shut."
What do u call a girl that runs faster than her brothers?
A redneck virgin!
El, can you grab me that bow?
Me: Jaiden telling orphan jokes to my friend.
That orphan behind me...
The sun isn’t the only thing that rose up this morning...
Say this to someone who is fat that you don't like (make sure he's a virgin):
"You're so fat you can sell shaaade!! That's why you're a virgin and you masturbaaate!!! Yeah, I've see you, touching your 1 centimetre and if you have a gf she's is a cheater!!"
Make sure to say "shaaade" not "shade". And say "maturbaaate" (also try to say a D not a T in maturbaaate) not "masturbate".
I'll unplug your life support for my phone that's about to die.
Your hairline recedes so far back that it defends your forehead.
I always think that percussions are golden, but cheeks are brass.
When you were late to school and your teacher called you tardy, she meant that in more ways than one.
Why do people always talk about nine eleven???
My dad died that day.
He was a good pilot.
Trump and two of his friends are stranded on an island with no internet connection and no way of getting home. As they frantically run around the island trying to get a signal so Trump can call his private helicopter to come and pick them up, Trump’s wig falls off and lands on a magical lamp, from which suddenly appears a genie. As Trump replaces his wig, the genie announces that he will grant each man one wish for freeing him.
The men stop to confer. The first one says he will wish for a plane to rescue him, the second wishes for a boat to rescue him and they tell Trump to wish for a helicopter to rescue him. Trump, being Trump, nods and says yes, but he wasn’t really listening. Then they approach the genie. The first one of Trump’s friends wishes for a plane to rescue him, as agreed. The second one of Trump’s friends wishes for a boat to rescue him, as agreed. Then Trump is left all alone, but instead of wishing for a helicopter to rescue him, as agreed, he says, “Aww, I’m lonely now. I wish both my friends were here with me!”