That jokes
Yo chin is so bumpy, someone said, "Is that Mt. Everest?"
The doctor said I have until 2:30 to live.
That’s like 20 years from now, I said.
He looks at the time. It’s 2:30.
My girlfriend lives a few miles away from me.
The other night, she called me at around 3 AM. She was terrified. She said that there were two armed gunmen in her apartment.
With all that adrenaline going through my system, it made it hard to go back to sleep.
Yo momma is so fat that the ground shakes a lot as she walks.
Dude, if you're at the ATM, wouldn't that mean you're buying your own money?
Why does the disabled person scrunch his toilet paper up? Because that’s the way he rolls.
How old is uuuuuurrrr mom?
Five.
Cringe.... I know that was a crap joke... not even a joke.
If possible, I refrain from brunching celebrities. My path is smooth. The table receives the branching.
When I arrived at my friend's house and, after a long time, I was given permission to pick from the branches and graze the dog, I agreed. Then the work begins. "No, no money," I replied, "that's why I'm a burden to the world that hurts me."
And when I told them, they told me and said they were there. If I had a job, I would be fired on the first day for bad behavior. The best solution is to avoid this situation.
What do you call a bowling ball that falls from the sky and knocks down all the bowling pins?
An airstrike.
How do you know if a woman that is poor who is between 18-24 years old is poor enough to do anything for money to help pay her bills? She would be working as a lesbian prostitute inside a lesbian hotel in San Francisco, CA.
This morning, I was having a conversation with my ex-boyfriend about reincarnation. I said to him, "If you could come back in the next life as anything, what would you come back as?" He thought about it for a minute and says, "A tree. That way, everybody can look at me and admire me."
Then he says the same thing to me. I started thinking about it when these two sexy, half-naked studs walked by. One was a jock, the other on his bicycle. I know I said I want to come back as a jockstrap or a bicycle seat, but knowing my luck, I'll come back as a tampon.
Joe Mama is so fat that when she sat on an iPhone, it turned into an iPod.
Spare.
You got a spare, spare me an inch of that far juicy cock.
During Covid, lockdown went on for so long that even the agoraphobics got cabin fever.
What do you call a caterpillar that's sad?
A sad caterpillar.
Yo mama is so small that when she saw the Titanic, she called it the size of the Netherlands.
My friend told me I was so dark that I had no bright ideas.
Never kill an orphan, because then that will end their misery.
Knock knock. Who's there? Theodore. Theodore who? Theodore is locked, that is why I knocked.
What's worse than waking up with a dead baby next to you?
Realizing you were so drunk that you made love to it the night before...