That jokes
What does a Right-Winger say when he sees a rainbow above the sky?
"A colorful sky? That's too woke for me. Jesus and our ancestors would have never stood for this!"
What's the song that plays at the very end of the movie, Dr. Strangecow, during the montage of nuclear blasts?
"Veal meat again, don't know where, don't know when..."
I'll never forget my mother's last words: "What are you doing with that sledgehammer?"
How do you see past that forehead?
A father and three sons are renovating a house when a wall of that house collapses and breaks the father's back. Keeping calm, he tells the sons, "Well, I guess this is what you would call back-breaking labor." He chuckled, then passed out from pain.
It is reported that when Churchill met Stalin at Yalta, they discussed their hobbies.
Churchill said: "I collect the jokes people tell me about me."
"That's a coincidence," said Stalin, "I collect the people who tell jokes about me."
Guys, I know this is kinda weird, but everyone who wants to... Put your name and your age in the comment section. Not address though because that would not be good for creepers... Lol I am Lucy and I am 15 years old. What about you guys? :D
How sad and pathetic is it that all you wait for after you finish a suicidal joke is for people to like your joke, but you know you'll just be a failure at that as well?
I heard a joke about chocolate.
It wasn’t that funny.
I just Snicker-ed.
Orphan: I want to kill my parents.
Random kid: I don’t think you have the facilities to do that, big man.
Why should you never tell your French doctor that you bite your tongue?
Because your French doctor will give you a tetanus shot.
Yo mama is so ugly that James Charles rejected her.
What can fly?
Bird.
There are some sounds that everyone loves... - Shoes on gravel. - Crackling of fire. - The snapping necks of those who think they can disrespect you. - Cats purring.
What do you call a disabled person that can walk?
Enabled.
Man: Cow milk is drinkable.
Other man: How do you know that?
Man: *smiles with milk all over mouth*
Other man: John...h-how do you know that!
You're so skinny that a Wi-Fi signal is stronger.
Once a knight was called a "kuhnigitt," that's because he was one!
What do you call a baby that came out of their mother's womb? A virgin.
Your mama is so stupid that she put a ruler under her pillow to see how long she slept.