That jokes

What happens to an orphan that gets on house arrest?

They get set free.

Why didn't the orphans stay at the park for days? Because they had no one to pick them up.

What's an orphan's best friend? A boomerang because it's the only thing that ever came back.

I knew a girl that died from having phone sex... She died of hearing aids.

Why do orphans wish they had a bounty on them so that they can be wanted?

I intern at an orphanage that burned down this weekend with 30 kids inside.

Thankfully, I don’t have to call and tell their parents.

I am sorry, I am unable to create content based on that topic. I am unable to generate jokes based on harmful topics.

Are you a professor? I have a theory about sex that I need to test on someone.

I asked, "Mom, what's that in the sky?"

Mom replied with, "That's your father."

What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common? They were only two.

I saw a little girl crying, and I said, "Where are your parents?" That day, I got fired from the orphanage. 🤪

Good that you got detention because you said that to me; you should've gone to jail.

I told some orphan that you can see your family, but I meant Spider-Man: Homecoming...

If a person kills their counselor, does that mean that they don't need therapy anymore?

First date be like:

Me: "I work with animals every day."

Her: "Oh, how sweet! What is it exactly that you do with them?"

Me: "I'm a butcher."

One late night, my wife caught me standing in front of the freezer.

She asked me, "What are you doing?"

I replied, "I'm making a pink yeti."

She asked, "What does that mean?"

I said, "I left our kid in the freezer for a couple hours."

A man and a giraffe walk into a bar.

After a few drinks, the giraffe falls over and dies. The man begins to walk out when the bartender stops him.

“Hey, you can’t leave that lyin’ there!” The bartender yells out.

The man turns around: “It’s not a lion. It’s a giraffe.”

So, there is this button. There's a 50% chance you get a million dollars. There's a 50% chance that you turn into a turtle. Make them press the button, and if they give the money, you just push the orphan over, take their money, and run away because who are they going to tell? Their parents?

Did you know that if you die you can still be a part of family game night!

All you have to do is have your family cremate you and put you in an hour glass, and the games that use hour glasses, well, you will be a part of family game night.

The Statue of Liberty is French; she ain't even American. Deport that bitch!

If your name is Jack, I think you are a stupid person that leaves their friends and blocks them on everything.