That jokes
I don’t see why people say that emo kids don’t like to hangout. I seen them hanging all day.
I found a key that works for every door at my school.
It is a known fact that you cannot say “harassment” without “her ass.”
I guess you could say, “harassment something.”
Do you know Wildee?
What's that?
Will deez nuts fit into your mouth?
Yo mama is so fat that when she walked past the TV, I missed three episodes.
Your mamma is so fat that she has a gravitational pull.
I caught my wife this morning gazing at our marriage license of long ago that hangs upon our wall with tears in her eye!
Almost got teary eyed myself until she told me she was only looking for the expiration date!
Did you know that chips taste like the baked potato in things called bags of chips?
I want a series too, that will be SANS-tastic!
A farmer walks into his bedroom with his wife in bed with a sheep under his arm and says, "This is the pig I'm fucking." She says, "You idiot, that's a sheep!" He says, "Shut up, I wasn't talking to you."
What is the last thing that goes through a suicide bomber's mind?
His arse.
Your mother is responsible for all the train drivers that are never ever late. She taught them all to pull out on time.
A farmer artificially impregnated a cow. The cow said to another cow, "It's a miracle, I'm pregnant." The other cow said, "That's impossible, it's only us cows in the field, you must be joking." The first cow said, "Nope, I'm serious... no bull!"
I can’t take credit for this joke; it’s not mine.
Remember that time Joe Biden fell off his bike? He said it’s not his fault. He blamed the tires for being too inflated.
Yo body so plastic that a turtle could choke on your peeled skin!
Your mom is so overweight that she broke the stairway to heaven.
Helen Keller is so Helen Keller-y that nobody will be as good as Helen Keller.
I was at a My Chemical Romance meet and greet that Gerard didn’t attend, I just thought... “NO WAY!”
"If you yeet one thing that has been yoted, the yeet gods will help you" - Chris Tyson, MrBeast's friend, and your mom >:)
I saw an ad that said, "By the time this ad is over, two identities would have been stolen." So, I did what I had to do and skipped the ad! You're welcome to the two people's identities I saved!