That jokes

I traded my sister for a slice of pizza. Damn, that pizza was good!

What goes oOoOo on your breath that scared away the animals from the farm?

What do you call a person that can't operate a wheelchair?

Stephen Hawking.

A priest walks outside and finds two young boys sitting on a big ice cube. The priest asks what they are doing. The boys answer that the priest always likes a couple of cold ones before he goes on.

What do you call emo kids that are depressed... suicide squad?

Jesus is the worst, just joking; he is the best! Best best BFF great guy ever that has a miracle. Jesus comes from Bethlehem! 😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😇

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a bucket of water.

WHERE DO THEY REALLY GO BECAUSE WATER CAN NOT BE AT THE TOP OF A HILL!?. I honestly think that only people with a physics degree can make nursery rhythms.

Santa's sack is big because he only comes once a year, but his sack is SO BIG after containing the lovely eggnog he has that those weigh the sleigh.

He never had kids because he comes in the chimney.

Yo momma so fat that she was used as a tank in Putin's war.

A man and a giraffe walk into a bar.

After a few drinks, the giraffe falls over and dies. The man begins to walk out when the bartender stops him.

“Hey, you can’t leave that lyin’ there!” The bartender yells out.

The man turns around: “It’s not a lion. It’s a giraffe.”

Why do orphans wish they had a bounty on them so that they can be wanted?

Are you a professor? I have a theory about sex that I need to test on someone.

What's an orphan's favorite toy?

A boomerang because it's the only thing that comes back.

Good that you got detention because you said that to me; you should've gone to jail.

I told some orphan that you can see your family, but I meant Spider-Man: Homecoming...

Can you tell me the real answer to this joke?

What do you call a drone that takes the long way around?

I find that a lot of butts CRACK me up.

When I found out that my toaster wasn’t waterproof, I was shocked.

The Blonde got a Ph.D.?

Yeah, like that would ever happen.

I heard that your forehead is so big that you could build a neighborhood on it.