That jokes
Your hairline is so deep that we measure it in metres.
What did the parents rearrange the furniture to punish a child?
Guess he was a stupid blind motherfucker 🖕 that didn't even know how to use a cane to figure out where they put the furniture.
Your hairline was so fat that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.
It looks like Kevin Magnussen finally got pole position.
He has the bragging rights that he took over Russia now.
My hair goes just onto my collar bones. WOW! That's longer than I'll live.
Your mum's hairline was so big that Dora the Explorer could not find it.
I saw a girl crying. I told her, "Where are your parents?" She cried more after that. I got kicked out of the orphanage.
Student: It's hot in here.
Teacher: That's because I'm in here.
The emo girl got jealous that her phone died and not her.
Your hairline is so far back that I can't even back out of my car.
A cop pulls me over and asks if I have been drinking.
I'm an honest person and say yes, I did, so I take off my sunglasses and tell him that I now had 2 glasses less.
What do you call someone that no one loves?
An orphan.
Little Johnny came running into the house and asked, “Mommy, can little girls have babies?”
“No,” said his mom, “Of course not.”
Little Johnny then ran back outside and his mom heard him yell to his friends, “It’s okay! We can play that game!”
Stop making 9/11 jokes, guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!
What does the plane that hit the Twin Towers and milk have in common?
My dad went to get both and never came back.
What do you call an orphan that has a brother? The second one without one.
Your mom is so fat, that burger.
2001/9/11, that day was fire.
I walk into a bar. There was a line of people waiting to punch me. Yup. That was the punch line.
What do you call a selfie that an orphan takes?
A family picture.