That jokes

I just read that someone in New York gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor guy!

That shirt's very becoming on you.

If I were on you, I’d be coming too.

Your hairline so back that back in the day of your hairline, Burger King was called "Burger Prince."

My wife said if I rape her again, she would leave me. Why didn't anyone tell me it was that easy?

I hope there are no women on here because they just aren't that funny.

Say what you want about Hitler, he wasn’t all that bad. After all, he killed Hitler.

Your mom's so fat, when she entered a fat contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"

My sister is so ugly that she had to have a child with me to keep the family tree going.

What do you call a black person scuba diving? A black diver (an armor set from DeepWoken). Did anyone laugh at that, or?? Augh, I guess I'm alone.

Yo mama is so dumb that she went to the eye doctor just to buy an iPhone.

Yo mama is so small that when she saw the Titanic, she called it the size of the Netherlands.

When there are more suicidal people, it means there are fewer suicidal people. That means there is an infinite generator of them.

When you see an orphanage bully, remind them that no matter how powerful they are, they will never be as strong as their dads... Oh wait, they don't have a dad.

One thing that Miles Morales and Black men have in common is that they're both rip-offs.

What kind of rape victim has a shower ten times a day?

The type that gets raped a lot.

Did you hear about the TikTok post that offended disabled people? Some didn't reply because the comment section was disabled.

Yo mama so lazy that she didn’t give birth to you until you were 15.

Yo mama so hairy that she got a haircut and lost 47 pounds.

Yo mama so fat that she walked in front of the TV, and I missed a whole episode of iCarly.

Yo mama's so poor that she only watches Frozen to hear Elsa sing "Let It Go."