That jokes
Q: What do you call a dog that stepped in its own shit?
A: I don't know.
Your mom is so stupid that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
What do you call a horse that does karate?
A horse.
People say that biting off your finger would be as easy as biting a carrot if your brain didn't try to stop you. How the f do people know that and how many people's fingers did they bite off before coming to that conclusion?
My girlfriend called me a pedophile, I said that's a big word for a seven year old.
What’s cheese that’s not yours? Nacho cheese!
I love bread so much that I might join a bread cult.
Your hairline is so screwed that Michael Jackson can't even moonwalk to your hairline.
Mother, father, and a son. Father purchased a robot that can detect lies. The robot slaps when you lie.
During dinner time: Father: Son, what have you done today? Son: I watched Netflix, Dad. Robot: Stood up and slapped the son! Son: Okay! Okay! I watched porn, Dad. Dad: What? You watched porn? You are only 14! I never knew porn till I was 18 years of age. Robot: Stood up and slapped the Dad! Mother: started to laugh and said, "Sure he is your son!" Robot: Stood up and slapped the mother!
Shrek once went to the movies and when he sat down he felt this slimy and sticky feeling on the chair, so he stood up and complained about his chair being dirty... until he realized that he forgot to wipe earlier... so he stopped complaining and went back to his chair and sat back down.
What do you call emo kids that are depressed... suicide squad?
Yo mama is so ugly that your dad has to be drunk to bring her home.
Bully: I wouldn't bother wasting my time on a shit person like you.
Me: At least I have a brain unlike you.
Bully: Well at least I have a mom unlike you.
Me: Well your mom is so fat that she got stuck in her car and started bleeding Nutella?
Bully: How would you know that?
Me: Because she told me herself.
Bully: How exactly?
Me: She's on the phone right now.
Phone: *High pitched animal noises*
Me: Told you so!
You are so fat that when you wear a yellow raincoat, a running person behind you shouted, "Taxi!"
What is the worst thing that Nazis have done?
Adolf Hit-her.
I am gay, is that ok?
I be on top sucking dick all day. I make him bust every day.
Most of the people here: That's not funny, lots of people died.
Bruh, why are you in here if you can't take a joke?
Mother, father, and a son. Father purchased a robot that can detect lies. The robot slaps when you lie.
During dinner time: Father: Son, what have you done today? Son: I watched Netflix, Dad. Robot: Stood up and slapped the son! Son: Okay! Okay! I watched porn, Dad. Dad: What? You watched porn? You are only 14! I never knew porn till I was 18 years of age. Robot: Stood up and slapped the Dad! Mother: Started to laugh and said "Sure he is your son!" Robot: Stood up and slapped the mother!
Hehe
Is that a bird? Is that a plane? It's a plane!
Roses are red, violets are blue, you are so ugly that no one likes you.