Test jokes

We all know Steven can’t post on here because he can’t pass the robot test.

How can you tell if someone Amish is an alcoholic? They keep falling off the wagon.

On my signal, I would like you to drive onto the pavement (sidewalk) and run over my ex-wife.

Once I took a test on waving signal flags.

They said I passed with flying colors.

What is one question on a tech test you should always ask before getting down?

What in the Robot!?

What do you call a Panera Bread marking a test?

A Panera grade.

Pool testing 123.

How does an Alabama mother know when her daughter is on her period? She can taste the blood on her son’s dick.

Producer: We need to stop testing out products on animals.

CEO: Shampoo companies do it all the time.

Fairchild Republic making the A-10 Thunder Bolt.

How can you tell when your sister is on her period?

Your dad's knob tastes funny.

When Kenney goes down on his mom, does he taste vegetable or fish?

Thank you, anonymous user, for helping me with math a few months ago.

Now I got a 31 on the ACT.

Someone forgot to do half the questions in the history test.

And that's what made him go down in history.

My boss doctor said that we are getting a surgeon coming in tomorrow. I'm super excited to work with him. The next day, we had to do our first-ever open heart surgery, so me and the surgeon spent many hours on this patient. We finished the surgery and went outside for a smoke, and we were talking. I said, "Why did you keep the patient's blood on your glove?"

He replied, "We in my free time I test it for anything diseases, HIV." The next day, I got invited to his house, and we had some drinks. I said, "This is amazing red tea. What is in it?" Just the 2000 people you have cut open.

I was struggling on a math test when a girl in a wheelchair leaned over and said, "Hey, this is the easiest thing I've done all day."

I was triggered, so the next day when we were doing the pledge, I leaned over and said, "This is the easiest thing I've done all day!"

What’s something you can say during a pregnancy test and during a sporting event?

"We’ve got a runner!"

Your mom is SOO stupid, she was studying for a COVID test.

What did the squirrel say when he chewed some saggy boobs?

Is it just me or do these taste like nuts?

Q: What do men and math tests have in common?

A: They get cheated on.

My girlfriend asked, "Why is this test so long and hard?"

I then said, "You know what else is long and hard..."

She was amazed!