Terrorists jokes

Who are the fastest readers in the world? The 9/11 terrorists went through like 78 stories in 7 seconds.

I stopped a terrorist from killing 100 people on a plane using self-control.

Hey, are you a terrorist? 'Cause I rate you 9/11.

When you're a terrorist and you have a stutter.

A a a a a a a a ala ala ala ala ala alaog alaogbar.

How do terrorists feed their children?

"Here comes the aeroplane!"

"And here comes the second one!"

How do terrorists feed their children?

Here comes the airplane.

What's the difference between WW2 kamikaze planes and 9/11?

One of the missions succeeded.

A mirror and a terrorist are the same... Only... a mirror doesn't need a gun to kill.

9/11 wasn’t a terrorist attack, it was the world’s introduction to Sky Football

What do terrorists do on 9/11? They have a game of Jenga.

What do you call terrorists in a wheelchair?

An RCXD.

The terrorists said over the intercom, "We're coming up to our destination, so we can't go over it, we can't go under, we have to go through it."

How do terrorists feed their babies?

Here comes the airplane...

HERE COMES THE SECOND ONE 👹

What do you call a tall terrorist? Labomb James.

What is the difference between the Twin Towers and feminism? The Twin Towers were destroyed by terrorists, while feminism was created by terrorists.

Looking in the mirror, I don’t need a therapist, god damn, I wanna be a terrorist.

What do you call a terrorist in water?

A bath bomb 😁

Two terrorists walk into a bar.

The bartender asks what they are talking about. Terrorist 1 says, "We are going to kill 14k people and a donkey."

The Bartender asks, "Why a donkey?"

Then Terrorist 2 says, "See, I told you no one would care about the 14k people."

Q. What do they call an ISIS terrorist who owns both a camel and a goat?

A. Bisexual.

What's a terrorist's favorite car? A Porsche 9/11.