Terrorists jokes
Why did my dad cross the road?
To get to the nearest building so he wouldn't die in the crippling smoke of the most terrifying and only terrorist attack on American soil.
What do you call a low budget terrorist attack?
7/11
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair? A RC-XD.
Where did Tanner go during the 9/11 terrorist attack?
Everywhere.
How do terrorists feed their kids?
"Here comes the airplane... and then the second!"
Why did the influencer terrorist get arrested?
Because his TikTok blew up...
What is a terrorist's first move in chess?
C4.
You heard of the Pixar movie "Up," but have you heard of "Down, Down," the 9/11 terrorist attack?
What do you call a tall terrorist?
Osama Bin Laden.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RC-XD
What did the terrorist say to the 72 virgins?
"Just so you know, 5 inches is REALLY big!"
The only profession where one could have coronavirus and still go to work is a suicide terrorist.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair? A TANK!
The terrorists lost their landing gear and had to make a crash landing into the closest building because religion.
People say that Pakistan is a terrorist nation...
Guys, it's not true, even Osama bin Laden lived there peacefully for 6 years.
What did one terrorist say to their kid?
“Here comes the airplane!” “Here comes the other one!”
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
What did the soldier say when he saw a terrorist in a wheelchair?
"An RC-XD!"
What's the difference between WW2 kamikaze planes and 9/11?
One of the missions succeeded.
How do you call a very long terrorist?
9/11.