Terrorists Jokes

Two terrorists walk into a bar. The bartender asks what they are talking about. Terrorist 1 says “We are going to kill 14k people and a donkey” The Bartender asks “Why a donkey?” Then Terrorist 2 says “See, I told you no one would care about the 14k people.”

why did my dad cross the road.

to get to the nearest building so he wouldn't die in the crippling smoke of the most terrifying and only terrorist attack on american soil

the terrorists said over the inter com we re coming up to our destination so we cant go over it we cant go under we have to go through it