Terrorists jokes
What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a terrorist?
You can negotiate with a terrorist.
Who are the fastest readers in the world? The 9/11 terrorists went through like 78 stories in 7 seconds.
I stopped a terrorist from killing 100 people on a plane using self-control.
Hey, are you a terrorist? 'Cause I rate you 9/11.
What do terrorists do on 9/11? They have a game of Jenga.
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How do terrorists feed their children?
"Here comes the aeroplane!"
"And here comes the second one!"
When you're a terrorist and you have a stutter.
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A mirror and a terrorist are the same... Only... a mirror doesn't need a gun to kill.
9/11 wasn’t a terrorist attack, it was the world’s introduction to Sky Football
How do terrorists feed their children?
Here comes the airplane.
What do you call terrorists in a wheelchair?
An RCXD.
What's the difference between WW2 kamikaze planes and 9/11?
One of the missions succeeded.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and feminism? The Twin Towers were destroyed by terrorists, while feminism was created by terrorists.
What do you call a tall terrorist? Labomb James.
What do you call a terrorist in water?
A bath bomb 😁
Looking in the mirror, I don’t need a therapist, god damn, I wanna be a terrorist.
What day is international terrorist day?
September 11th, 2001.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, then they got plane.
What's a terrorist's favorite car? A Porsche 9/11.
Two terrorists walk into a bar.
The bartender asks what they are talking about. Terrorist 1 says, "We are going to kill 14k people and a donkey."
The Bartender asks, "Why a donkey?"
Then Terrorist 2 says, "See, I told you no one would care about the 14k people."