Who are the fastest readers in the world? The 9/11 terrorists went through like 78 stories in 7 seconds.
Terrorists Jokes
I stopped a terrorist from killing 100 people on a plane using self-control.
Hey, are you a terrorist? 'Cause I rate you 9/11.
What do terrorists do on 9/11? They have a game of Jenga.
A mirror and a terrorist are the same... Only... a mirror doesn't need a gun to kill.
When you're a terrorist and you have a stutter.
A a a a a a a a ala ala ala ala ala alaog alaogbar.
9/11 wasn’t a terrorist attack, it was the world’s introduction to Sky Football
What do you call terrorists in a wheelchair?
An RCXD.
What's the difference between WW2 kamikaze planes and 9/11?
One of the missions succeeded.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and feminism? The Twin Towers were destroyed by terrorists, while feminism was created by terrorists.
What do you call a tall terrorist? Labomb James.
Looking in the mirror, I don’t need a therapist, god damn, I wanna be a terrorist.
What do you call a terrorist in water?
A bath bomb 😁
What day is international terrorist day?
September 11th, 2001.
What time do terrorists arrive in New York City?
9:11 AM
The terrorists said over the intercom, "We're coming up to our destination, so we can't go over it, we can't go under, we have to go through it."
Who are the best at bowling?
Terrorists, they always throw strikes.
Two terrorists walk into a bar.
The bartender asks what they are talking about. Terrorist 1 says, "We are going to kill 14k people and a donkey."
The Bartender asks, "Why a donkey?"
Then Terrorist 2 says, "See, I told you no one would care about the 14k people."
Q. What do they call an ISIS terrorist who owns both a camel and a goat?
A. Bisexual.
People say that Pakistan is a terrorist nation...
Guys, it's not true, even Osama bin Laden lived there peacefully for 6 years.
