Terrorists jokes
What did the soldier say when he saw a terrorist in a wheelchair?
"An RC-XD!"
What do you call a Terrorist in a wheel chair?
RCXD in bound
You heard of the Pixar movie "Up," but have you heard of "Down, Down," the 9/11 terrorist attack?
Where do terrorists go for a drink?
At the Allahu-ak Bar.
The terrorists said over the intercom, "We're coming up to our destination, so we can't go over it, we can't go under, we have to go through it."
Why don't terrorists like Walmart?
They prefer a Target.
What did one terrorist say to their kid?
“Here comes the airplane!” “Here comes the other one!”
What was the last thing to go through the terrorist's mind? The detonator.
What's the best part of a terrorist on Fourth of July?
The finale.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
This car in RC-XD.
What does a terrorist do when they see a twin?
They fly a plane at them.
What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a terrorist?
You can negotiate with a terrorist.
9/11 wasn’t a terrorist attack, it was the world’s introduction to Sky Football
How do you call a very long terrorist?
9/11.
Kid 1: "It's a bird!"
Kid 2: "It's a plane!"
Me: "It's a terrorist!"
Q: What did the terrorist say during a plane flight? A: “Wow! This flight is the bomb!”
How do terrorists feed their children?
"Here comes the aeroplane!"
"And here comes the second one!"
What day is international terrorist day?
September 11th, 2001.
What do you call a terrorist in a bath?
A bath bomb.
What is a group of singing terrorists called? A Taliband.