Terrorists jokes
How do terrorists feed their babies?
"Here comes the aeroplane!"
What's the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?
I don't know, I just fly the drone.
How does a terrorist feed their kids?
"Here comes the airplane."
What's the difference between PMS and a terrorist?
You can negotiate with the terrorist.
Why did the terrorist not go undercover?
Because he blew it!
What does the mom (or terrorists, fuck that) say for the (twin) towers to eat?
Open wide, here comes the plane!
Why did the terrorist not get paid, but they loved their job?
They di2s drying plans.
Where do terrorists go when they die?
Answer: Everywhere.
What is a terrorist's favorite song?
"Pumped Up Kicks."
The terrorists got a killstreak of 2,996; they are popping off, bro.
How do terrorists feed their kids?
"Here comes the airplane... and then the second!"
Who crashed the plane?
1. Abu Faram? - terrorist
2. The little kid Joseph?
3. The passed out pilot?
Or Jamal?
How do you stop a terrorist from drowning?
Take your foot off his head.
What are the similarities of GTA V and 9/11? A plane can be stolen and crashed into a building by a bunch of terrorists.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
What do you call a low budget terrorist attack?
7/11
Where did Tanner go during the 9/11 terrorist attack?
Everywhere.
How do terrorists feed their children?
"Here comes the airplane!"
Why did my dad cross the road?
To get to the nearest building so he wouldn't die in the crippling smoke of the most terrifying and only terrorist attack on American soil.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair? A RC-XD.