Terrorists jokes
What does a terrorist get for Christmas?
A C4.
It wasn't Islam that radicalized the terrorists who did 9/11.
Jenga comes to mind, though!
I was in a terrorist a famous terrorist group. No, not the Taliban. We called ourselves the Talabam.
What's brown and white with red all over?
Terrorists when they went into the Twin Towers.
In a Kahoot, and you're the Twin Tower terrorist: terrorist kill streak 2,996.
WJE iceberg
The terrorists suck at [something]. They lost two times to the Twin Towers? Like, how do you land so far from it? One of them landed in a field.
What's the difference between a woman with a penis and a terrorist? You can negotiate with the terrorist.
Why did the terrorist masturbate and smoke weed on the plane?
He was told to high-jack it.
Why did the terrorists crash?
They were doing the job they loved but not getting paid.
Lol.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RX XD INBOUND!
Why don't terrorists like Walmart?
They prefer a Target.
Apparently terrorists and Japs are the same; they both went kamikaze.
What do you call a terrorist on a wheelchair?
C4.
What's the best part of a terrorist on Fourth of July?
The finale.
My orphan terrorist friend is on TV... I think he blew up.
What do you call a swimming terrorist? A bath bomb.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
This car in RC-XD.
Two terrorists walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What can I get you?"
The terrorists both say, "A beer."
The bartender overhears them talking about how they will kill 300 people and a donkey. The bartender says, "Why a donkey?"
One terrorist says, "See, I told you no one would care about the people!"
What do you call a Terrorist in a wheel chair?
RCXD in bound
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, then they got plane.