Terrorists jokes
When you name yourself Twin Towers and Terrorist in Kahoot:
"Twin Towers" is on fire🔥
"Terrorist" is on a streak of 2.
What mental illness do terrorists suffer from?
Intermittent Explosive Disorder (IED).
What were the terrorist of 9/11 thinking?
We can’t go over it, we can’t go under it, we'll have to go through it.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RC-XD incoming.
In Saudi Arabia, our pick up lines are, "Girl, are you a terrorist? Cuz you da bomb."
Urban areas are filled with terrorists, feminists, liberals, and murderers. Which one is not like the others? Murderers because they don't pretend to have a cause.
What do you call a swimming terrorist?
A bath bomb.
I feel bad for the people who died in 2001. Those poor terrorists died doing their job.
What's the difference between a terrorist base and an elementary school?
I don't know, I'm just the drone pilot.
What do you call a terrorist in a kids' swimming pool?
A bath bomb.
What do you call a swimming terrorist?
A bath bomb.
Roses are red. He shows no remorse.
Santa Claus Has joined the terrorist force.
What were the terrorists on 9/11 thinking?
"We can't go over it." "Can't go under it." "We have to go through it!"
What does an Al Qaeda terrorist and a flexible man have in common?
They can blow themselves up.
What is a terrorist's DJ name?
Osama Spin Laden.
Dropping beats like the Twin Towers.
what do you call a terrorist attack in india?
a wednesday.
What did the soldier say when he sees a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RC-XD incoming.
What did a terrorist say when New York didn't want his food?
"Here Comes The Airplane!"
How do you tell the difference between a Palestinian elementary school and a terrorist training camp?
Answer... I don't know, I just fly the drone.
What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a terrorist?
You can negotiate with a terrorist.