Terrorists jokes
When you name yourself Twin Towers and Terrorist in Kahoot:
"Twin Towers" is on fire🔥
"Terrorist" is on a streak of 2.
What mental illness do terrorists suffer from?
Intermittent Explosive Disorder (IED).
What were the terrorist of 9/11 thinking?
We can’t go over it, we can’t go under it, we'll have to go through it.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RC-XD incoming.
In Saudi Arabia, our pick up lines are, "Girl, are you a terrorist? Cuz you da bomb."
Memes
Urban areas are filled with terrorists, feminists, liberals, and murderers. Which one is not like the others? Murderers because they don't pretend to have a cause.
What do you call a terrorist in a kids' swimming pool?
A bath bomb.
What do you call a swimming terrorist?
A bath bomb.
What's the difference between a terrorist base and an elementary school?
I don't know, I'm just the drone pilot.
I feel bad for the people who died in 2001. Those poor terrorists died doing their job.
What do you call a swimming terrorist?
A bath bomb.
What were the terrorists on 9/11 thinking?
"We can't go over it." "Can't go under it." "We have to go through it!"
Roses are red. He shows no remorse.
Santa Claus Has joined the terrorist force.
What does an Al Qaeda terrorist and a flexible man have in common?
They can blow themselves up.
What is a terrorist's DJ name?
Osama Spin Laden.
Dropping beats like the Twin Towers.
what do you call a terrorist attack in india?
a wednesday.
What did the soldier say when he sees a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RC-XD incoming.
How do you tell the difference between a Palestinian elementary school and a terrorist training camp?
Answer... I don't know, I just fly the drone.
What did a terrorist say when New York didn't want his food?
"Here Comes The Airplane!"
What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a terrorist?
You can negotiate with a terrorist.