Terrorists jokes
What is a group of singing terrorists called? A Taliband.
Q: What did the terrorist say during a plane flight? A: “Wow! This flight is the bomb!”
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RC-XD
When I was in middle school, I was kidnapped by a terrorist organization.
Al-gebra.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair? A RC-XD.
Memes
What do parents feeding their kids and terrorists have in common?
“Here comes the airplane!”
What did the terrorist do when his kidneys failed?
Dial-ISIS!
What do you call a low budget terrorist attack?
7/11
What was the last thing to go through the terrorist's mind? The detonator.
The terrorists lost their landing gear and had to make a crash landing into the closest building because religion.
What is the difference between a redhead and a terrorist?
You can negotiate with a terrorist!
What is a terrorist's first move in chess?
C4.
What is a terrorist's DJ name?
Osama Spin Laden Dropping beats like the Twin Towers!
How do terrorists feed their children?
"Here comes the airplane!"
What do you call a terrorist at a cinema?
A box office bomb.
The reason they attacked the towers is because the terrorists thought the towers were giant middle fingers pointed at them. What silly saudis!
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RCXD.
Where do terrorists go for food? The Allah snack bar.
Q. How does an ISIS terrorist practice safe sex?
A. He marks the camels that kick.
What do you call a terrorist on a wheelchair?
C4.