Terrorists jokes
Q: What did the terrorist say during a plane flight? A: “Wow! This flight is the bomb!”
What is a group of singing terrorists called? A Taliband.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RC-XD
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair? A RC-XD.
When I was in middle school, I was kidnapped by a terrorist organization.
Al-gebra.
Memes
What do parents feeding their kids and terrorists have in common?
“Here comes the airplane!”
What was the last thing to go through the terrorist's mind? The detonator.
What did the terrorist do when his kidneys failed?
Dial-ISIS!
What do you call a low budget terrorist attack?
7/11
The terrorists lost their landing gear and had to make a crash landing into the closest building because religion.
What is the difference between a redhead and a terrorist?
You can negotiate with a terrorist!
Q. How does an ISIS terrorist practice safe sex?
A. He marks the camels that kick.
What do you call a terrorist on a wheelchair?
C4.
How many terrorists does it take to tile a roof?
It depends on how thin you slice them.
All terrorists like starting a new year off with a bang.
In a Kahoot, and you're the Twin Tower terrorist: terrorist kill streak 2,996.
What did the terrorist do when New York didn’t want his food:
Here comes the airplane.
When you name yourself "Twin Towers" and the terrorist in Kahoot.
Twin Towers are on fire.
The terrorist has a streak of two.
What's the difference between a terrorist base and an elementary school?
— Don't ask me. How should I know? I'm just the drone pilot.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
This car in RC-XD.