Terrorists jokes
"Terrorist, that’s a little strong. We call them private militaries."
A mirror and a terrorist are the same... Only... a mirror doesn't need a gun to kill.
Why do terrorists like the Twin Towers?
It's the next thing they blow up.
What do you call a tall terrorist? Labomb James.
What is a group of singing terrorists called? A Taliband.
All terrorists like starting a new year off with a bang.
What do you call a swimming terrorist?
A bath bomb.
What is a terrorist's first move in chess?
C4.
When you're a terrorist and you have a stutter.
A a a a a a a a ala ala ala ala ala alaog alaogbar.
What is a terrorist's DJ name?
Osama Spin Laden.
Dropping beats like the Twin Towers.
How do terrorists feed their children?
Here comes the airplane.
What time do terrorists arrive in New York City?
9:11 AM
The reason they attacked the towers is because the terrorists thought the towers were giant middle fingers pointed at them. What silly saudis!
What did the Twin Towers say to each other?
Sorry if that offended anyone.
“I guess we are going down together!”
What do you call a swimming terrorist?
A bath bomb.
What did the terrorist do when New York didn’t want his food:
Here comes the airplane.
How do you stop a terrorist from drowning?
Take your foot off his head.
What happened to the terrorist who tried to blow up a bus?
He burnt himself on the exhaust pipe.
How many terrorists does it take to tile a roof?
It depends on how thin you slice them.
I feel bad for the people who died in 2001. Those poor terrorists died doing their job.