Terrorists jokes
What did the soldier say when he saw a terrorist in a wheelchair?
"An RC-XD!"
What did one terrorist say to their kid?
“Here comes the airplane!” “Here comes the other one!”
Where do terrorists go for food? The Allah snack bar.
What time do terrorists arrive in New York City?
9:11 AM
Q. What do they call an ISIS terrorist who owns both a camel and a goat?
A. Bisexual.
What do you call a terrorist attack in Iraq? A selfie!
What is a terrorist's DJ name?
Osama Spin Laden Dropping beats like the Twin Towers!
What's a terrorist's favorite car? A Porsche 9/11.
How do terrorists feed their kids?
"Here comes the airplane, and here comes the second one."
People thought they were going to another country till they saw terrorists were flying the plane.
Why were the terrorists upset on 9/11? bcz 1 of the 4 missed its target.
Where do terrorists go for a drink?
At the Allahu-ak Bar.
What is the difference between a redhead and a terrorist?
You can negotiate with a terrorist!
What is a group of singing terrorists called? A Taliband.
What do you call a terrorist at a cinema?
A box office bomb.
Q: What did the terrorist say during a plane flight? A: “Wow! This flight is the bomb!”
How do terrorists feed their children?
Here comes the airplane.
My orphan terrorist friend is on TV... I think he blew up.
What was the last thing to go through the terrorist's mind? The detonator.
Apparently terrorists and Japs are the same; they both went kamikaze.