Terrorists jokes
What is a group of singing terrorists called? A Taliband.
Q: What did the terrorist say during a plane flight? A: “Wow! This flight is the bomb!”
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RC-XD
When I was in middle school, I was kidnapped by a terrorist organization.
Al-gebra.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair? A RC-XD.
What do parents feeding their kids and terrorists have in common?
“Here comes the airplane!”
What did the terrorist do when his kidneys failed?
Dial-ISIS!
What do you call a low budget terrorist attack?
7/11
What was the last thing to go through the terrorist's mind? The detonator.
The terrorists lost their landing gear and had to make a crash landing into the closest building because religion.
What is the difference between a redhead and a terrorist?
You can negotiate with a terrorist!
What is a terrorist's first move in chess?
C4.
How do terrorists feed their children?
"Here comes the airplane!"
How do terrorists feed their kids?
"Here comes the airplane, and here comes the second one."
Q. How does an ISIS terrorist practice safe sex?
A. He marks the camels that kick.
What do you call a terrorist at a cinema?
A box office bomb.
What did the terrorist do when New York didn’t want his food:
Here comes the airplane.
What is a terrorist's DJ name?
Osama Spin Laden Dropping beats like the Twin Towers!
The reason they attacked the towers is because the terrorists thought the towers were giant middle fingers pointed at them. What silly saudis!
Where do terrorists go for food? The Allah snack bar.