Terrorists jokes
Q. How does an ISIS terrorist practice safe sex?
A. He marks the camels that kick.
Q: What did the terrorist say during a plane flight? A: “Wow! This flight is the bomb!”
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RC-XD
Why did my dad cross the road?
To get to the nearest building so he wouldn't die in the crippling smoke of the most terrifying and only terrorist attack on American soil.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair? A RC-XD.
What did the terrorist do when his kidneys failed?
Dial-ISIS!
When I was in middle school, I was kidnapped by a terrorist organization.
Al-gebra.
What do parents feeding their kids and terrorists have in common?
“Here comes the airplane!”
What was the last thing to go through the terrorist's mind? The detonator.
What do you call a low budget terrorist attack?
7/11
The terrorists lost their landing gear and had to make a crash landing into the closest building because religion.
What is the difference between a redhead and a terrorist?
You can negotiate with a terrorist!
What do you call a terrorist on a wheelchair?
C4.
What did the terrorist do when New York didn’t want his food:
Here comes the airplane.
When you name yourself "Twin Towers" and the terrorist in Kahoot.
Twin Towers are on fire.
The terrorist has a streak of two.
How many terrorists does it take to tile a roof?
It depends on how thin you slice them.
What's the difference between a terrorist base and an elementary school?
— Don't ask me. How should I know? I'm just the drone pilot.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
This car in RC-XD.
Kid 1: "It's a bird!"
Kid 2: "It's a plane!"
Me: "It's a terrorist!"
How do terrorists feed their children?
"Here comes the airplane!"