Terrorists jokes
What do you call a tall terrorist?
Osama Bin Laden.
The only profession where one could have coronavirus and still go to work is a suicide terrorist.
Did you hear about the terrorist comedian?
He was actually quite funny...
He just blew the delivery.
(I'll show myself out).
What is a terrorist's first move in chess?
C4.
When I was in middle school, I was kidnapped by a terrorist organization.
Al-gebra.
The CONSTITUTION is not optional.
You heard of the Pixar movie "Up," but have you heard of "Down, Down," the 9/11 terrorist attack?
Terrorist: We can go over it, we can’t go under it, let’s go through it.
The terrorists lost their landing gear and had to make a crash landing into the closest building because religion.
A child was walking through the forest when a wolf jumped in front of him. The child saw that the wolf had no leg. He then became a terrorist and caused 9/11.
What's the difference between WW2 kamikaze planes and 9/11?
One of the missions succeeded.
What did the terrorist do when his kidneys failed?
Dial-ISIS!
What did a terrorist say when New York didn't want his food?
"Here Comes The Airplane!"
People say that Pakistan is a terrorist nation...
Guys, it's not true, even Osama bin Laden lived there peacefully for 6 years.
what do you call a terrorist attack in india?
a wednesday.
What does an Al Qaeda terrorist and a flexible man have in common?
They can blow themselves up.
What do you call a crippled terrorist?
An RC-XD.
What did the soldier say when he sees a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RC-XD incoming.
How do you call a very long terrorist?
9/11.
How do you tell the difference between a Palestinian elementary school and a terrorist training camp?
Answer... I don't know, I just fly the drone.
Roses are red. He shows no remorse.
Santa Claus Has joined the terrorist force.