Terrorists jokes
Hey, are you a terrorist? 'Cause I rate you 9/11.
What did a terrorist say when New York didn't want his food?
"Here Comes The Airplane!"
What do you call a terrorist in water?
A bath bomb 😁
What time do terrorists arrive in New York City?
9:11 AM
A child was walking through the forest when a wolf jumped in front of him. The child saw that the wolf had no leg. He then became a terrorist and caused 9/11.
The CONSTITUTION is not optional.
Where do terrorists go for a drink?
At the Allahu-ak Bar.
Who are the best at bowling?
Terrorists, they always throw strikes.
When you name yourself "Twin Towers" and the terrorist in Kahoot.
Twin Towers are on fire.
The terrorist has a streak of two.
Australia needs YOUR help!
ISIS brides are coming to Australia! They need to go back to where they came from. Help us before they blow us up like the terrorists they are!
Looking in the mirror, I don’t need a therapist, god damn, I wanna be a terrorist.
How do terrorists feed their children?
"Here comes the airplane!"
What do you call a terrorist at a cinema?
A box office bomb.
What is a group of singing terrorists called? A Taliband.
My orphan terrorist friend is on TV... I think he blew up.
A Russian, a Brit, and a terrorist are in an air balloon.
First, the Russian says, "I dare to throw a stone down!" So he does that, but the others don't seem to be impressed. So the Brit says, "I dare to throw a brick down!" So again he does that, the Russian is impressed, but the terrorist laughs and says, "I dare to throw a bomb down!" So he does that and everybody can't believe what they have just seen. So a bit further, they land, and a shocked and afraid little boy comes running up to them. So they ask what happened, on which the little boy said, "I farted and my school exploded."
What does an Al Qaeda terrorist and a flexible man have in common?
They can blow themselves up.
Did you hear about the terrorist comedian?
He was actually quite funny...
He just blew the delivery.
(I'll show myself out).
what do you call a terrorist attack in india?
a wednesday.
Q: What did the terrorist say during a plane flight? A: “Wow! This flight is the bomb!”
When I was in middle school, I was kidnapped by a terrorist organization.
Al-gebra.