Terrorists jokes

Terrorist

Two terrorists walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What can I get you?"

The terrorists both say, "A beer."

The bartender overhears them talking about how they will kill 300 people and a donkey. The bartender says, "Why a donkey?"

One terrorist says, "See, I told you no one would care about the people!"

Attack

Why did my dad cross the road?

To get to the nearest building so he wouldn't die in the crippling smoke of the most terrifying and only terrorist attack on American soil.

Terrorist

What did the terrorist think to himself seconds before hitting the tower?

"Did I leave the stove on?"

Memes

Tower

What did the Twin Towers say to each other?

Sorry if that offended anyone.

“I guess we are going down together!”

Terrorist

What are the similarities of GTA V and 9/11? A plane can be stolen and crashed into a building by a bunch of terrorists.

Terrorist

Q: What did the terrorist say during a plane flight? A: “Wow! This flight is the bomb!”