Terrorists jokes
People say that Pakistan is a terrorist nation...
Guys, it's not true, even Osama bin Laden lived there peacefully for 6 years.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, then they got plane.
Who are the best at bowling?
Terrorists, they always throw strikes.
What time do terrorists arrive in New York City?
9:11 AM
Two terrorists walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What can I get you?"
The terrorists both say, "A beer."
The bartender overhears them talking about how they will kill 300 people and a donkey. The bartender says, "Why a donkey?"
One terrorist says, "See, I told you no one would care about the people!"
Why did the influencer terrorist get arrested?
Because his TikTok blew up...
What do you call a Terrorist in a wheel chair?
RCXD in bound
What did the terrorist think to himself seconds before hitting the tower?
"Did I leave the stove on?"
Why did my dad cross the road?
To get to the nearest building so he wouldn't die in the crippling smoke of the most terrifying and only terrorist attack on American soil.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair? A TANK!
What day is international terrorist day?
September 11th, 2001.
Two Twin Towers topple to terrorists terrorizing twenty to-be-doomed trip takers.
What do you call a terrorist attack in Iraq? A selfie!
What do you call a crippled terrorist?
An RC-XD.
What are the similarities of GTA V and 9/11? A plane can be stolen and crashed into a building by a bunch of terrorists.
What did the Twin Towers say to each other?
Sorry if that offended anyone.
“I guess we are going down together!”
What do you call a tall terrorist?
Osama Bin Laden.
Terrorist: We can go over it, we can’t go under it, let’s go through it.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
What do you call a swimming terrorist? A bath bomb.