Terrorists jokes
What time do terrorists arrive in New York City?
9:11 AM
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, then they got plane.
Two terrorists walk into a bar.
The bartender asks what they are talking about. Terrorist 1 says, "We are going to kill 14k people and a donkey."
The Bartender asks, "Why a donkey?"
Then Terrorist 2 says, "See, I told you no one would care about the 14k people."
People say that Pakistan is a terrorist nation...
Guys, it's not true, even Osama bin Laden lived there peacefully for 6 years.
Two terrorists walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What can I get you?"
The terrorists both say, "A beer."
The bartender overhears them talking about how they will kill 300 people and a donkey. The bartender says, "Why a donkey?"
One terrorist says, "See, I told you no one would care about the people!"
Memes
Why did my dad cross the road?
To get to the nearest building so he wouldn't die in the crippling smoke of the most terrifying and only terrorist attack on American soil.
What do you call a Terrorist in a wheel chair?
RCXD in bound
What did the terrorist think to himself seconds before hitting the tower?
"Did I leave the stove on?"
Why did the influencer terrorist get arrested?
Because his TikTok blew up...
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair? A TANK!
What day is international terrorist day?
September 11th, 2001.
Two Twin Towers topple to terrorists terrorizing twenty to-be-doomed trip takers.
What do you call a crippled terrorist?
An RC-XD.
What are the similarities of GTA V and 9/11? A plane can be stolen and crashed into a building by a bunch of terrorists.
Terrorist: We can go over it, we can’t go under it, let’s go through it.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
What do you call a swimming terrorist? A bath bomb.
What do you call a tall terrorist?
Osama Bin Laden.
What do you call a terrorist attack in Iraq? A selfie!
What did the Twin Towers say to each other?
Sorry if that offended anyone.
“I guess we are going down together!”