Terrorists jokes
What's a terrorist's favorite car? A Porsche 9/11.
What time do terrorists arrive in New York City?
9:11 AM
Two terrorists walk into a bar.
The bartender asks what they are talking about. Terrorist 1 says, "We are going to kill 14k people and a donkey."
The Bartender asks, "Why a donkey?"
Then Terrorist 2 says, "See, I told you no one would care about the 14k people."
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, then they got plane.
Two terrorists walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What can I get you?"
The terrorists both say, "A beer."
The bartender overhears them talking about how they will kill 300 people and a donkey. The bartender says, "Why a donkey?"
One terrorist says, "See, I told you no one would care about the people!"
What do you call a Terrorist in a wheel chair?
RCXD in bound
What did the terrorist think to himself seconds before hitting the tower?
"Did I leave the stove on?"
Why did the influencer terrorist get arrested?
Because his TikTok blew up...
What is a group of singing terrorists called? A Taliband.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair? A TANK!
What day is international terrorist day?
September 11th, 2001.
Two Twin Towers topple to terrorists terrorizing twenty to-be-doomed trip takers.
Terrorist: We can go over it, we can’t go under it, let’s go through it.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
What do you call a swimming terrorist? A bath bomb.
What did the Twin Towers say to each other?
Sorry if that offended anyone.
“I guess we are going down together!”
What do you call a terrorist attack in Iraq? A selfie!
What are the similarities of GTA V and 9/11? A plane can be stolen and crashed into a building by a bunch of terrorists.
What do you call a crippled terrorist?
An RC-XD.
What do you call a tall terrorist?
Osama Bin Laden.