What do you call a terrorist in a bathtub Bathbomb
what do you call a terrorist swimming? A bath bom
who crashed the plane? 1. Abu Faram?- terrorist 2. The little kid Joseph? 3. The passed out pilot?
OR JAMAL?
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Did you hear about the terrorist comedian? He was actually quite funny... He just blew the delivery.
(I'll show myself out)
Have any of you guys heard the classic airplane jokes? here's a good example...
A farmer, a doctor, and a terrorist are on a plane. An engine fails, and they are going to crash, so the pilot asks everyone to throw out some items. The farmer threw out his apple harvest, the doctor threw out medical supplies, and the terrorist, (not needing a bomb apperently) through out his briefcase of bombs. They still crashed, and they started walking to the nearest town. They passed a boy who was running. "why are you running?" "My dad got hit by a shiny red object and now he's bleeding!" They three of them decide it's best to keep quiet, and continue. They then passed a crying girl, who said that her brother had been killed by a scalpel from heaven. They said nothing and continued. Finally, they see a boy laughing so much he is in tears. They ask him, "What's so funny?" "Grandma farted and the house blew up!"
Where do terrorists go for a drink? At the Allahu-ak Bar
Why were the terrorists upset on 911? bcz 1 of the 4 missed its target.
What did the solder say when he saw a terrorist on a wheelchair? An RC-XD
What is a terrorists favorite song?
Pumped up kicks.
What's the difference between a terrorist base and an elementary school? — Don't ask me. How should I know, I'm just the drone pilot.
Shout out to the terrorists your year is starting of with a bang
My orphan terrorist freind is on the tv..... i think he blew up
People thaugh they were going on another country till they saw terrorist were flying the plane.
damn the terrorist from csgo really do be learning to fly
I saw some terrorists on family feud, it looked like they had 3 strikes.
What do you call two terrorists standing next to each other with there dicks out?
The Twin Towers
What's the best part of a terrorist on fourth of July The finale
u heard to the pixar movie up but have u heard of down down the 9/11 terrorist attack?
What's the difference between a woman with a penis and a terrorist? You can negotiate with the terrorist.
