What did the terrorist say to the 72 virgins?
Just so you know, 5 inches is REALLY big!
Where did tanner go during 911 terrorist attack?
Everywhere.
two terrorists walk into a bar and the bartender says what can i get you the terrorists both say a beer the baretender overhears them talking that they will 300 people and a donkey the baretender says why a donkey and one terrorist says c i told you no one would care about the people
What do you call a terrorist in a bathtub Bathbomb
what do you call a terrorist swimming? A bath bom
who crashed the plane? 1. Abu Faram?- terrorist 2. The little kid Joseph? 3. The passed out pilot?
OR JAMAL?
What is the difference between a terrorist and a prostitute? The prostitute can blow you more than once
Did you hear about the terrorist comedian? He was actually quite funny... He just blew the delivery.
(I'll show myself out)
Have any of you guys heard the classic airplane jokes? here's a good example...
A farmer, a doctor, and a terrorist are on a plane. An engine fails, and they are going to crash, so the pilot asks everyone to throw out some items. The farmer threw out his apple harvest, the doctor threw out medical supplies, and the terrorist, (not needing a bomb apperently) through out his briefcase of bombs. They still crashed, and they started walking to the nearest town. They passed a boy who was running. "why are you running?" "My dad got hit by a shiny red object and now he's bleeding!" They three of them decide it's best to keep quiet, and continue. They then passed a crying girl, who said that her brother had been killed by a scalpel from heaven. They said nothing and continued. Finally, they see a boy laughing so much he is in tears. They ask him, "What's so funny?" "Grandma farted and the house blew up!"
Where do terrorists go for a drink? At the Allahu-ak Bar
Why were the terrorists upset on 911? bcz 1 of the 4 missed its target.
What did the solder say when he saw a terrorist on a wheelchair? An RC-XD
What's the difference between a woman with a penis and a terrorist? You can negotiate with the terrorist.
What's the difference between a terrorist base and an elementary school? — Don't ask me. How should I know, I'm just the drone pilot.
Terrorist, that’s a little strong. We call them private militaries
why do terrorists like the twin towers its the next thing they blow up
How do you stop a terrorist from drowning? Take your foot off his head.
u heard to the pixar movie up but have u heard of down down the 9/11 terrorist attack?
