Terrorists jokes

What do you call a terrorist on a wheelchair?

C4.

How many terrorists does it take to tile a roof?

It depends on how thin you slice them.

Q. How does an ISIS terrorist practice safe sex?

A. He marks the camels that kick.

What is a terrorist's DJ name?

Osama Spin Laden Dropping beats like the Twin Towers!

How do terrorists feed their children?

"Here comes the airplane!"

What do you call a terrorist attack in Iraq? A selfie!

The only profession where one could have coronavirus and still go to work is a suicide terrorist.

What did the terrorist say to the 72 virgins?

"Just so you know, 5 inches is REALLY big!"

Where did Tanner go during the 9/11 terrorist attack?

Everywhere.

What do you call a terrorist in a bathtub?

Bathbomb.

What do you call a terrorist swimming?

A bath bomb!

Who crashed the plane?

1. Abu Faram? - terrorist

2. The little kid Joseph?

3. The passed out pilot?

Or Jamal?

What do you call a terrorist that can fly?

A dart.

What is the difference between a terrorist and a prostitute?

The prostitute can blow you more than once.

Did you hear about the terrorist comedian?

He was actually quite funny...

He just blew the delivery.

(I'll show myself out).

Have any of you guys heard the classic airplane jokes? Here's a good example...

A farmer, a doctor, and a terrorist are on a plane. An engine fails, and they are going to crash, so the pilot asks everyone to throw out some items. The farmer threw out his apple harvest, the doctor threw out medical supplies, and the terrorist, (not needing a bomb apparently) threw out his briefcase of bombs. They still crashed, and they started walking to the nearest town. They passed a boy who was running. "Why are you running?"

"My dad got hit by a shiny red object and now he's bleeding!"

They three of them decide it's best to keep quiet, and continue. They then passed a crying girl, who said that her brother had been killed by a scalpel from heaven. They said nothing and continued. Finally, they see a boy laughing so much he is in tears. They ask him, "What's so funny?"

"Grandma farted and the house blew up!"

Where do terrorists go for a drink?

At the Allahu-ak Bar.

Why were the terrorists upset on 9/11? bcz 1 of the 4 missed its target.

What did the soldier say when he saw a terrorist in a wheelchair?

"An RC-XD!"

What is a terrorist's favorite song?

"Pumped Up Kicks."