Terrorists jokes
People say that Pakistan is a terrorist nation...
Guys, it's not true, even Osama bin Laden lived there peacefully for 6 years.
What do you call a tall terrorist?
Osama Bin Laden.
America has white people that are terrorists and racists. They love to blame people from different countries for what they have done.
White person: "We are not terrorists. Why would [we] ever do that in our history?"
The rest of the people: *looks at them stupid* "Y'all were the first motherfuckers to be a terrorist first and then wanting to blame others for your action."
1 person: "You still carrying that confederate flag. It means hatred and [you're] still trying to fight to bring back slaves again. Y'all say it's heritage and not hate, but [you're] clearly still a fucking loser, and your flag has an X [on it, which] means wrong. So... Still a loser. People can't be racist to a racist. It just doesn't make sense. I'm not saying all white people are racist, but I am talking about the ones who voted for Trump and be blind as hell. FUCK DONALD TRUMP AND THE RACIST PEOPLE!"
People thought they were going to another country till they saw terrorists were flying the plane.
What do you call a terrorist in a bathtub?
Bathbomb.
In Saudi Arabia, our pick up lines are, "Girl, are you a terrorist? Cuz you da bomb."
The only profession where one could have coronavirus and still go to work is a suicide terrorist.
What were the terrorist of 9/11 thinking?
We can’t go over it, we can’t go under it, we'll have to go through it.
Why were the terrorists upset on 9/11? bcz 1 of the 4 missed its target.
How do terrorists feed their children?
"Here comes the airplane!"
How do terrorists feed their babies?
Here comes the airplane...
HERE COMES THE SECOND ONE 👹
The terrorists lost their landing gear and had to make a crash landing into the closest building because religion.
What does the mom (or terrorists, fuck that) say for the (twin) towers to eat?
Open wide, here comes the plane!
Why did the terrorist not go undercover?
Because he blew it!
What do parents feeding their kids and terrorists have in common?
“Here comes the airplane!”
How do terrorists feed their kids?
"Here comes the airplane, and here comes the second one."
What is a terrorist's DJ name?
Osama Spin Laden Dropping beats like the Twin Towers!
I stopped a terrorist from killing 100 people on a plane using self-control.
How does a terrorist feed their kids?
"Here comes the airplane."
What's the difference between WW2 kamikaze planes and 9/11?
One of the missions succeeded.