Terrorists jokes
What do you call a terrorist in a kids' swimming pool?
A bath bomb.
What do you call a tall terrorist? Labomb James.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RC-XD incoming.
Urban areas are filled with terrorists, feminists, liberals, and murderers. Which one is not like the others? Murderers because they don't pretend to have a cause.
What mental illness do terrorists suffer from?
Intermittent Explosive Disorder (IED).
What did the terrorist do when New York didn’t want his food:
Here comes the airplane.
When you name yourself Twin Towers and Terrorist in Kahoot:
"Twin Towers" is on fire🔥
"Terrorist" is on a streak of 2.
Why do terrorists like the Twin Towers?
It's the next thing they blow up.
What do you call a terrorist swimming?
A bath bomb!
"Terrorist, that’s a little strong. We call them private militaries."
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RCXD.
What's the difference between a woman with a penis and a terrorist? You can negotiate with the terrorist.
Shout out to the terrorists, your year is starting off with a bang!
Have any of you guys heard the classic airplane jokes? Here's a good example...
A farmer, a doctor, and a terrorist are on a plane. An engine fails, and they are going to crash, so the pilot asks everyone to throw out some items. The farmer threw out his apple harvest, the doctor threw out medical supplies, and the terrorist, (not needing a bomb apparently) threw out his briefcase of bombs. They still crashed, and they started walking to the nearest town. They passed a boy who was running. "Why are you running?"
"My dad got hit by a shiny red object and now he's bleeding!"
They three of them decide it's best to keep quiet, and continue. They then passed a crying girl, who said that her brother had been killed by a scalpel from heaven. They said nothing and continued. Finally, they see a boy laughing so much he is in tears. They ask him, "What's so funny?"
"Grandma farted and the house blew up!"
What do terrorists do on 9/11? They have a game of Jenga.
How do terrorists feed their children?
"Here comes the aeroplane!"
"And here comes the second one!"
How do terrorists feed their babies?
Here comes the airplane...
HERE COMES THE SECOND ONE 👹
I feel bad for the people who died in 2001. Those poor terrorists died doing their job.
What do you call two terrorists standing next to each other with their dicks out?
The Twin Towers.
What do you call a terrorist on a wheelchair?
C4.