Terrorists jokes

What do you call a terrorist that can fly?

A dart.

What do you call two terrorists standing next to each other with their dicks out?

The Twin Towers.

When I was in middle school, I was kidnapped by a terrorist organization.

Al-gebra.

Did you hear about the terrorist comedian?

He was actually quite funny...

He just blew the delivery.

(I'll show myself out).

How do terrorists feed their children?

"Here comes the airplane!"

Shout out to the terrorists, your year is starting off with a bang!

"Terrorist, that’s a little strong. We call them private militaries."

Why do terrorists like the Twin Towers?

It's the next thing they blow up.

When you're a terrorist and you have a stutter.

A a a a a a a a ala ala ala ala ala alaog alaogbar.

All terrorists like starting a new year off with a bang.

Terrorist: We can go over it, we can’t go under it, let’s go through it.

What did the terrorist do when his kidneys failed?

Dial-ISIS!

A Russian, a Brit, and a terrorist are in an air balloon.

First, the Russian says, "I dare to throw a stone down!" So he does that, but the others don't seem to be impressed. So the Brit says, "I dare to throw a brick down!" So again he does that, the Russian is impressed, but the terrorist laughs and says, "I dare to throw a bomb down!" So he does that and everybody can't believe what they have just seen. So a bit further, they land, and a shocked and afraid little boy comes running up to them. So they ask what happened, on which the little boy said, "I farted and my school exploded."

What do you call a crippled terrorist?

An RC-XD.

People thought they were going to another country till they saw terrorists were flying the plane.

Where do terrorists go for food? The Allah snack bar.

Why were the terrorists upset on 9/11? bcz 1 of the 4 missed its target.

How do terrorists feed their kids?

"Here comes the airplane, and here comes the second one."

What did the terrorist do when New York didn’t want his food:

Here comes the airplane.

What do you call a terrorist attack in Iraq? A selfie!