Terrorists jokes

What does a terrorist do when they see a twin?

They fly a plane at them.

How does a terrorist feed their kids?

"Here comes the airplane."

The terrorists suck at [something]. They lost two times to the Twin Towers? Like, how do you land so far from it? One of them landed in a field.

How do terrorists feed their kids?

"Here comes the airplane, and here comes the second one."

What's the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.

The terrorists got a killstreak of 2,996; they are popping off, bro.

A Russian, a Brit, and a terrorist are in an air balloon.

First, the Russian says, "I dare to throw a stone down!" So he does that, but the others don't seem to be impressed. So the Brit says, "I dare to throw a brick down!" So again he does that, the Russian is impressed, but the terrorist laughs and says, "I dare to throw a bomb down!" So he does that and everybody can't believe what they have just seen. So a bit further, they land, and a shocked and afraid little boy comes running up to them. So they ask what happened, on which the little boy said, "I farted and my school exploded."

I gotta do terrorist :)

Why did the terrorists crash?

They were doing the job they loved but not getting paid.

Lol.

Why did the terrorist masturbate and smoke weed on the plane?

He was told to high-jack it.

A child was walking through the forest when a wolf jumped in front of him. The child saw that the wolf had no leg. He then became a terrorist and caused 9/11.

How do you call a very long terrorist?

9/11.

What does a terrorist get for Christmas?

A C4.

How do terrorists feed their children?

"Here comes the airplane!"

Why don't terrorists like Walmart?

They prefer a Target.

Why did the terrorist not get paid, but they loved their job?

They di2s drying plans.

What's brown and white with red all over?

Terrorists when they went into the Twin Towers.

Why did the Twin Towers fall exactly at 9/11?

Because the terrorists thought that it would be fun to call 911 as a "prank."

What's the difference between PMS and a terrorist?

You can negotiate with the terrorist.

I was in a terrorist a famous terrorist group. No, not the Taliban. We called ourselves the Talabam.