Terrorists jokes
How do terrorists feed their kids?
"Here comes the airplane... and then the second!"
What's the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?
I don't know, I just fly the drone.
How do terrorists feed their babies?
"Here comes the aeroplane!"
How does a terrorist feed their kids?
"Here comes the airplane."
The terrorists suck at [something]. They lost two times to the Twin Towers? Like, how do you land so far from it? One of them landed in a field.
People thought they were going to another country till they saw terrorists were flying the plane.
Shout out to the terrorists, your year is starting off with a bang!
What does a terrorist do when they see a twin?
They fly a plane at them.
Did you hear about the tourist that came to New York? Good, because they were a terrorist... When they were asked why they were traveling, they just mispronounced it.
The terrorists got a killstreak of 2,996; they are popping off, bro.
Why did the terrorist masturbate and smoke weed on the plane?
He was told to high-jack it.
A Russian, a Brit, and a terrorist are in an air balloon.
First, the Russian says, "I dare to throw a stone down!" So he does that, but the others don't seem to be impressed. So the Brit says, "I dare to throw a brick down!" So again he does that, the Russian is impressed, but the terrorist laughs and says, "I dare to throw a bomb down!" So he does that and everybody can't believe what they have just seen. So a bit further, they land, and a shocked and afraid little boy comes running up to them. So they ask what happened, on which the little boy said, "I farted and my school exploded."
I gotta do terrorist :)
Why did the terrorists crash?
They were doing the job they loved but not getting paid.
Lol.
A child was walking through the forest when a wolf jumped in front of him. The child saw that the wolf had no leg. He then became a terrorist and caused 9/11.
How do you call a very long terrorist?
9/11.
What does a terrorist get for Christmas?
A C4.
Why don't terrorists like Walmart?
They prefer a Target.
What's the difference between PMS and a terrorist?
You can negotiate with the terrorist.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.