Terrorists jokes
You heard of the Pixar movie "Up," but have you heard of "Down, Down," the 9/11 terrorist attack?
What do you call two terrorists standing next to each other with their dicks out?
The Twin Towers.
What's the difference between a woman with a penis and a terrorist? You can negotiate with the terrorist.
What's the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?
I don't know, I just fly the drone.
How do terrorists feed their babies?
"Here comes the aeroplane!"
Did you hear about the tourist that came to New York? Good, because they were a terrorist... When they were asked why they were traveling, they just mispronounced it.
Shout out to the terrorists, your year is starting off with a bang!
Damn, the terrorists from CS:GO really do be learning to fly.
The terrorists got a killstreak of 2,996; they are popping off, bro.
A Russian, a Brit, and a terrorist are in an air balloon.
First, the Russian says, "I dare to throw a stone down!" So he does that, but the others don't seem to be impressed. So the Brit says, "I dare to throw a brick down!" So again he does that, the Russian is impressed, but the terrorist laughs and says, "I dare to throw a bomb down!" So he does that and everybody can't believe what they have just seen. So a bit further, they land, and a shocked and afraid little boy comes running up to them. So they ask what happened, on which the little boy said, "I farted and my school exploded."
I gotta do terrorist :)
Why did the terrorists crash?
They were doing the job they loved but not getting paid.
Lol.
Why did the terrorist masturbate and smoke weed on the plane?
He was told to high-jack it.
A child was walking through the forest when a wolf jumped in front of him. The child saw that the wolf had no leg. He then became a terrorist and caused 9/11.
How do you call a very long terrorist?
9/11.
Why don't terrorists like Walmart?
They prefer a Target.
What does a terrorist get for Christmas?
A C4.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
Why did the Twin Towers fall exactly at 9/11?
Because the terrorists thought that it would be fun to call 911 as a "prank."
Why did the terrorist not get paid, but they loved their job?
They di2s drying plans.