Terrorists jokes

What's the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.

How do terrorists feed their kids?

"Here comes the airplane... and then the second!"

Kid 1: "It's a bird!"

Kid 2: "It's a plane!"

Me: "It's a terrorist!"

What do you call a terrorist in a bath?

A bath bomb.

Why don't terrorists like Walmart?

They prefer a Target.

What do you call a terrorist attack in Iraq? A selfie!

How do terrorists feed their children?

"Here comes the airplane!"

How do terrorists feed their kids?

"Here comes the airplane, and here comes the second one."

The terrorists suck at [something]. They lost two times to the Twin Towers? Like, how do you land so far from it? One of them landed in a field.

How do terrorists feed their children?

"Here comes the airplane!"

How does a terrorist feed their kids?

"Here comes the airplane."

How do terrorists feed their children?

Here comes the airplane.

How do terrorists feed their children?

"Here comes the aeroplane!"

"And here comes the second one!"

How do terrorists feed their babies?

Here comes the airplane...

HERE COMES THE SECOND ONE 👹

Looking in the mirror, I don’t need a therapist, god damn, I wanna be a terrorist.

Why did the terrorist masturbate and smoke weed on the plane?

He was told to high-jack it.

What is a terrorist's favorite song?

"Pumped Up Kicks."

What is a terrorist's first move in chess?

C4.

Two terrorists walk into a bar.

The bartender asks what they are talking about. Terrorist 1 says, "We are going to kill 14k people and a donkey."

The Bartender asks, "Why a donkey?"

Then Terrorist 2 says, "See, I told you no one would care about the 14k people."

What did the Twin Towers say to each other?

Sorry if that offended anyone.

“I guess we are going down together!”