Terrorists jokes
Looking in the mirror, I don’t need a therapist, god damn, I wanna be a terrorist.
Why did the terrorist masturbate and smoke weed on the plane?
He was told to high-jack it.
What is a terrorist's favorite song?
"Pumped Up Kicks."
What is a terrorist's first move in chess?
C4.
Two terrorists walk into a bar.
The bartender asks what they are talking about. Terrorist 1 says, "We are going to kill 14k people and a donkey."
The Bartender asks, "Why a donkey?"
Then Terrorist 2 says, "See, I told you no one would care about the 14k people."
What did the Twin Towers say to each other?
Sorry if that offended anyone.
“I guess we are going down together!”
People say that Pakistan is a terrorist nation...
Guys, it's not true, even Osama bin Laden lived there peacefully for 6 years.
What is a terrorist's DJ name?
Osama Spin Laden Dropping beats like the Twin Towers!
What is the difference between a terrorist and a prostitute?
The prostitute can blow you more than once.
9/11 wasn’t a terrorist attack, it was the world’s introduction to Sky Football
Q. What do they call an ISIS terrorist who owns both a camel and a goat?
A. Bisexual.
Q. How does an ISIS terrorist practice safe sex?
A. He marks the camels that kick.
What do you call a crippled terrorist?
An RC-XD.
What are the similarities of GTA V and 9/11? A plane can be stolen and crashed into a building by a bunch of terrorists.
What's a terrorist's favorite car? A Porsche 9/11.
What do you call a terrorist at a cinema?
A box office bomb.
What do you call a terrorist swimming?
A bath bomb!
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RCXD.
What do you call a tall terrorist?
Osama Bin Laden.
What do you call a terrorist in water?
A bath bomb 😁