Terrorists jokes

What does a terrorist do when they see a twin?

They fly a plane at them.

People thought they were going to another country till they saw terrorists were flying the plane.

Shout out to the terrorists, your year is starting off with a bang!

It wasn't Islam that radicalized the terrorists who did 9/11.

Jenga comes to mind, though!

My orphan terrorist friend is on TV... I think he blew up.

What's the difference between a woman with a penis and a terrorist? You can negotiate with the terrorist.

What's the difference between a terrorist base and an elementary school?

— Don't ask me. How should I know? I'm just the drone pilot.

You heard of the Pixar movie "Up," but have you heard of "Down, Down," the 9/11 terrorist attack?

What do you call two terrorists standing next to each other with their dicks out?

The Twin Towers.

What's the best part of a terrorist on Fourth of July?

The finale.

Why did the terrorist not go undercover?

Because he blew it!

I saw some terrorists on Family Feud. It looked like they had three strikes!

Apparently terrorists and Japs are the same; they both went kamikaze.

What does the mom (or terrorists, fuck that) say for the (twin) towers to eat?

Open wide, here comes the plane!

Damn, the terrorists from CS:GO really do be learning to fly.

"Terrorist, that’s a little strong. We call them private militaries."

Why do terrorists like the Twin Towers?

It's the next thing they blow up.

How do you stop a terrorist from drowning?

Take your foot off his head.

How do terrorists feed their kids?

"Here comes the airplane, and here comes the second one."

How does a terrorist feed their kids?

"Here comes the airplane."