Terrorists jokes

Have any of you guys heard the classic airplane jokes? Here's a good example...

A farmer, a doctor, and a terrorist are on a plane. An engine fails, and they are going to crash, so the pilot asks everyone to throw out some items. The farmer threw out his apple harvest, the doctor threw out medical supplies, and the terrorist, (not needing a bomb apparently) threw out his briefcase of bombs. They still crashed, and they started walking to the nearest town. They passed a boy who was running. "Why are you running?"

"My dad got hit by a shiny red object and now he's bleeding!"

They three of them decide it's best to keep quiet, and continue. They then passed a crying girl, who said that her brother had been killed by a scalpel from heaven. They said nothing and continued. Finally, they see a boy laughing so much he is in tears. They ask him, "What's so funny?"

"Grandma farted and the house blew up!"

What do you call a terrorist in a bath?

A bath bomb.

Where do terrorists go for a drink?

At the Allahu-ak Bar.

Why were the terrorists upset on 9/11? bcz 1 of the 4 missed its target.

What did the soldier say when he saw a terrorist in a wheelchair?

"An RC-XD!"

What is a terrorist's favorite song?

"Pumped Up Kicks."

You heard of the Pixar movie "Up," but have you heard of "Down, Down," the 9/11 terrorist attack?

What do you call two terrorists standing next to each other with their dicks out?

The Twin Towers.

What's the best part of a terrorist on Fourth of July?

The finale.

Why did the terrorist not go undercover?

Because he blew it!

I saw some terrorists on Family Feud. It looked like they had three strikes!

Damn, the terrorists from CS:GO really do be learning to fly.

Apparently terrorists and Japs are the same; they both went kamikaze.

What does the mom (or terrorists, fuck that) say for the (twin) towers to eat?

Open wide, here comes the plane!

It wasn't Islam that radicalized the terrorists who did 9/11.

Jenga comes to mind, though!

My orphan terrorist friend is on TV... I think he blew up.

Why do terrorists like the Twin Towers?

It's the next thing they blow up.

"Terrorist, that’s a little strong. We call them private militaries."

How do you stop a terrorist from drowning?

Take your foot off his head.

What's the difference between a woman with a penis and a terrorist? You can negotiate with the terrorist.