Terrorists jokes

What's the difference between a woman with a penis and a terrorist? You can negotiate with the terrorist.

What's the difference between a terrorist base and an elementary school?

— Don't ask me. How should I know? I'm just the drone pilot.

You heard of the Pixar movie "Up," but have you heard of "Down, Down," the 9/11 terrorist attack?

What do you call two terrorists standing next to each other with their dicks out?

The Twin Towers.

What's the best part of a terrorist on Fourth of July?

The finale.

Why did the terrorist not go undercover?

Because he blew it!

I saw some terrorists on Family Feud. It looked like they had three strikes!

Apparently terrorists and Japs are the same; they both went kamikaze.

What does the mom (or terrorists, fuck that) say for the (twin) towers to eat?

Open wide, here comes the plane!

Damn, the terrorists from CS:GO really do be learning to fly.

"Terrorist, that’s a little strong. We call them private militaries."

Why do terrorists like the Twin Towers?

It's the next thing they blow up.

How do you stop a terrorist from drowning?

Take your foot off his head.

The terrorists got a killstreak of 2,996; they are popping off, bro.

A Russian, a Brit, and a terrorist are in an air balloon.

First, the Russian says, "I dare to throw a stone down!" So he does that, but the others don't seem to be impressed. So the Brit says, "I dare to throw a brick down!" So again he does that, the Russian is impressed, but the terrorist laughs and says, "I dare to throw a bomb down!" So he does that and everybody can't believe what they have just seen. So a bit further, they land, and a shocked and afraid little boy comes running up to them. So they ask what happened, on which the little boy said, "I farted and my school exploded."

I gotta do terrorist :)

Why did the terrorist masturbate and smoke weed on the plane?

He was told to high-jack it.

Why did the terrorists crash?

They were doing the job they loved but not getting paid.

Lol.

A child was walking through the forest when a wolf jumped in front of him. The child saw that the wolf had no leg. He then became a terrorist and caused 9/11.

How do you call a very long terrorist?

9/11.