Terrorists jokes

Memes

Mom

What does the mom (or terrorists, fuck that) say for the (twin) towers to eat?

Open wide, here comes the plane!

Twin Towers

What do you call two terrorists standing next to each other with their dicks out?

The Twin Towers.

Terrorist

What's the difference between a woman with a penis and a terrorist? You can negotiate with the terrorist.

Drone

What's the difference between a terrorist base and an elementary school?

— Don't ask me. How should I know? I'm just the drone pilot.

Terrorist

People thought they were going to another country till they saw terrorists were flying the plane.

Terrorist

A Russian, a Brit, and a terrorist are in an air balloon.

First, the Russian says, "I dare to throw a stone down!" So he does that, but the others don't seem to be impressed. So the Brit says, "I dare to throw a brick down!" So again he does that, the Russian is impressed, but the terrorist laughs and says, "I dare to throw a bomb down!" So he does that and everybody can't believe what they have just seen. So a bit further, they land, and a shocked and afraid little boy comes running up to them. So they ask what happened, on which the little boy said, "I farted and my school exploded."

Terrorist

Why did the terrorists crash?

They were doing the job they loved but not getting paid.

Lol.

Terrorist

Why did the terrorist masturbate and smoke weed on the plane?

He was told to high-jack it.

Terrorist

A child was walking through the forest when a wolf jumped in front of him. The child saw that the wolf had no leg. He then became a terrorist and caused 9/11.