Terrorists jokes
Where do terrorists go for food? The Allah snack bar.
What's the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?
I don't know, I just fly the drone.
Why did the terrorist not get paid, but they loved their job?
They di2s drying plans.
A Russian, a Brit, and a terrorist are in an air balloon.
First, the Russian says, "I dare to throw a stone down!" So he does that, but the others don't seem to be impressed. So the Brit says, "I dare to throw a brick down!" So again he does that, the Russian is impressed, but the terrorist laughs and says, "I dare to throw a bomb down!" So he does that and everybody can't believe what they have just seen. So a bit further, they land, and a shocked and afraid little boy comes running up to them. So they ask what happened, on which the little boy said, "I farted and my school exploded."
What do you call a terrorist attack in Iraq? A selfie!
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RC-XD
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RC-XD incoming.
What's a terrorist's favorite car? A Porsche 9/11.
What is the difference between a redhead and a terrorist?
You can negotiate with a terrorist!
What do you call a crippled terrorist?
An RC-XD.
What mental illness do terrorists suffer from?
Intermittent Explosive Disorder (IED).
What's the difference between PMS and a terrorist?
You can negotiate with the terrorist.
How do terrorists feed their children?
"Here comes the airplane!"
Q. What do they call an ISIS terrorist who owns both a camel and a goat?
A. Bisexual.
What did a terrorist say when New York didn't want his food?
"Here Comes The Airplane!"
What did the terrorist say to the 72 virgins?
"Just so you know, 5 inches is REALLY big!"
Australia needs YOUR help!
ISIS brides are coming to Australia! They need to go back to where they came from. Help us before they blow us up like the terrorists they are!
When you name yourself "Twin Towers" and the terrorist in Kahoot.
Twin Towers are on fire.
The terrorist has a streak of two.
Terrorist: We can go over it, we can’t go under it, let’s go through it.
Did you hear about the terrorist comedian?
He was actually quite funny...
He just blew the delivery.
(I'll show myself out).