Terrorists Jokes

How do you stop a terrorist from drowning?

Take your foot off his head.

What's the best part of a terrorist on Fourth of July?

The finale.

I saw some terrorists on Family Feud. It looked like they had three strikes!

Apparently terrorists and Japs are the same; they both went kamikaze.

Damn, the terrorists from CS:GO really do be learning to fly.

WJE iceberg

What does the mom (or terrorists, fuck that) say for the (twin) towers to eat?

Open wide, here comes the plane!

Why did the terrorist not go undercover?

Because he blew it!

You heard of the Pixar movie "Up," but have you heard of "Down, Down," the 9/11 terrorist attack?

What do you call two terrorists standing next to each other with their dicks out?

The Twin Towers.

What's the difference between a woman with a penis and a terrorist? You can negotiate with the terrorist.

What's the difference between a terrorist base and an elementary school?

— Don't ask me. How should I know? I'm just the drone pilot.

People thought they were going to another country till they saw terrorists were flying the plane.

What does a terrorist do when they see a twin?

They fly a plane at them.

The terrorists got a killstreak of 2,996; they are popping off, bro.

A Russian, a Brit, and a terrorist are in an air balloon.

First, the Russian says, "I dare to throw a stone down!" So he does that, but the others don't seem to be impressed. So the Brit says, "I dare to throw a brick down!" So again he does that, the Russian is impressed, but the terrorist laughs and says, "I dare to throw a bomb down!" So he does that and everybody can't believe what they have just seen. So a bit further, they land, and a shocked and afraid little boy comes running up to them. So they ask what happened, on which the little boy said, "I farted and my school exploded."

I gotta do terrorist :)

Why did the terrorists crash?

They were doing the job they loved but not getting paid.

Lol.

Why did the terrorist masturbate and smoke weed on the plane?

He was told to high-jack it.

A child was walking through the forest when a wolf jumped in front of him. The child saw that the wolf had no leg. He then became a terrorist and caused 9/11.