Terrorists jokes
What do you call a terrorist in a bath?
A bath bomb.
Where do terrorists go for a drink?
At the Allahu-ak Bar.
What is a terrorist's favorite song?
"Pumped Up Kicks."
Why were the terrorists upset on 9/11? bcz 1 of the 4 missed its target.
What did the soldier say when he saw a terrorist in a wheelchair?
"An RC-XD!"
How does a terrorist feed their kids?
"Here comes the airplane."
The terrorists suck at [something]. They lost two times to the Twin Towers? Like, how do you land so far from it? One of them landed in a field.
How do terrorists feed their kids?
"Here comes the airplane... and then the second!"
What does the mom (or terrorists, fuck that) say for the (twin) towers to eat?
Open wide, here comes the plane!
What does a terrorist do when they see a twin?
They fly a plane at them.
My orphan terrorist friend is on TV... I think he blew up.
People thought they were going to another country till they saw terrorists were flying the plane.
It wasn't Islam that radicalized the terrorists who did 9/11.
Jenga comes to mind, though!
Apparently terrorists and Japs are the same; they both went kamikaze.
What's the best part of a terrorist on Fourth of July?
The finale.
Why did the terrorist not go undercover?
Because he blew it!
I saw some terrorists on Family Feud. It looked like they had three strikes!
"Terrorist, that’s a little strong. We call them private militaries."
Why do terrorists like the Twin Towers?
It's the next thing they blow up.
How do you stop a terrorist from drowning?
Take your foot off his head.