Q: Wanna see something funny?
A: Sure.
*bomb Florida*
When I called the suicidal hotline in Iraq, they asked if I could drive the car.
What's the Twin Towers' most favorite band? Al Qaedirection.
Why did the planes crash into the Twin Towers?
Because the cleaner left the landing lights on!
"Knock knock."
"Why are you knocking on a wall? You're in the Twin Towers and they're going down!"
It’s all fun and games at “take your kid to work day” until you realize your dad is a suicide bomber.
What are the wedding vows of a suicide bomber?
Til death do we park.
When I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, they got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.