Terrorism

Terrorism Jokes

Uncle

My uncle died on 9/11. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.

Pedophile

What are the similarities between a pedophile and a 9/11 plane?

They both came from behind and crushed them.

Pilot

The pilot that hit the Pentagon must suck at sex because he missed the hole.

Orphan

Why can orphans never go to the shops?

'Cause the Talibans will plane dive into them.

Pizza

Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pizza, but all they got was plane.

Plane

Why did the planes crash into the Twin Towers?

Because the cleaner left the landing lights on!

9/11

What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common?

They're both inside jobs.

Twin Towers

"Knock knock."

"Why are you knocking on a wall? You're in the Twin Towers and they're going down!"

Plane

Me dozing off while driving.

Everyone else on the passenger plane: September 11, 2001.

Suicide Bomber

It’s all fun and games at “take your kid to work day” until you realize your dad is a suicide bomber.

Osama

Hello people, my name is Osama.

I'm back from the dead and I want to blow you.

Pilot

What did the pilots say before crashing into the Twin Towers?

"We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we go through it!"