Terrorism jokes
My father was a great pilot. He died on 9/11.
What is the worst thing about your birthday being on September 11?
Party crashers.
What was the weather forecast when the planes hit the World Trade Center? Partly cloudy with scattered passengers!
A suicide bomber's biggest fear is not exploding.
Osama Bin Laden thrown in ocean!
People who helped with the Twin Towers destruction: ...
If 9/11 happened again, I want to share a selfie of me flying that plane.
Why did the towers fall? Because someone in Call of Duty hijacked the planes and crashed them into it.
What's a terrorist's favorite car? A Porsche 9/11.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RCXD.
America get pranked lol.
Biden's penis is probably as big as the Twin Towers right now.
Oh wait...
What is Osama bin Laden's favorite game?
Hide and seek.
What do you call a tall terrorist?
Osama Bin Laden.
Why did Al Qaeda fail geometry?
'Cause they ruined the Pentagon.
How did the Indian suicide bomber blow himself up?
He pressed the red button.
What did the planes say when they were smashing or passing the Twin Towers?
Smash.
(Get it?) 9/11.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza. They got plane.
What's another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga.
What do you think was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on floor 43?
Floor 44.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, then they got plane.
What is another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga.