The people in 9/11 were the fastest readers. They went through 10 stories in 10 seconds.
I hate jokes about 9/11... every joke has the tendency to crash and burn.
"I didn't get the joke at first, but then it hit me like a plane," the joke was so dark a cop almost shot it.
What's the difference between WW2 kamikaze planes and 9/11?
One of the missions succeeded.
Q: What do you call 9/11? A: Enemy persion airstrike.
My teacher got so mad at me for making 9/11 jokes, she hit me twice and I said, "Damn, got hit twice!"
Boom, it went.
Fall
I want to tell you a joke about 9/11... but I'm afraid it will be the bomb.
My dad died in the 9/11 attack. He was a good pilot.
Here comes the airplane.
9/11 happens the next day.
Where do suicide bombers go after death?
Everywhere.
Osama's aim was horrible. One of his angry birds missed and hit a field in Pennsylvania.
What do you call a llama that was in 9/11? Osama Bin Llama.
A Russian, a Brit, and a terrorist are in an air balloon.
First, the Russian says, "I dare to throw a stone down!" So he does that, but the others don't seem to be impressed. So the Brit says, "I dare to throw a brick down!" So again he does that, the Russian is impressed, but the terrorist laughs and says, "I dare to throw a bomb down!" So he does that and everybody can't believe what they have just seen. So a bit further, they land, and a shocked and afraid little boy comes running up to them. So they ask what happened, on which the little boy said, "I farted and my school exploded."
I saw some terrorists on Family Feud. It looked like they had three strikes!
Why did the terrorist not go undercover?
Because he blew it!
What did Osama have?
Two Boeings and a dream.
911 jokes usually go over my head.
Then it hits me.
Girl, you must be a Muslim because you are da bomb.
What do you call a suicide bomber under the water?
A bath bomb.
