Lol. It was just a prank, bro.
Americans don't like playing chess with muslims, last time they did play they ended up losing two towers.
So there's a little girl playing hopscotch at the front of her house while her mother hangs up the washing and her father mows the lawn. She says "Step on a crack and you break your mother's back,". The father laughs, until his daughter steps on a crack resulting in her mother's back breaking. The little girl's father looks in terror, she then says "step on a line and you break your father's spine,". The father closes his eyes waiting for his spine to break, but nothing happens. When he opens his eyes again he sees that he is ok, and nothing has happened to him. Suddenly he hears someone yell out "OW MY SPINE,". The father runs around the corner to see the mailman laying on the floor.
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
They lost 2 towers.
Wanna know why not to joke about 9/11? They usually crash the party.
How are the Twin Towers and genders similar? There used to be two but, now it's a sensitive subject.
"I hate when people make 911 jokes because my grandfather died during the twin tower attacks, he was the best pilot in saudi arabia"
what do you call a terrorist attack in india .
a wednestday
September 11, bring your plane to work day.
Why were 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9. Then why was 10 afraid? Because it was between 9/11.
What do you think was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on floor 43? Floor 44 💀💀
I was going to tell a 9 11 joke but it was really plane
Every joke I make about 9/11 just has a tendency to crash and burn.
What do you call sex in the world trade center?
An inside job.
A suicide bomber's biggest fear is dying alone.
911 jokes are just plane wrong, my dad was a great pilot you know.
This joke probably flew over people's heads, but for some people it flew into their head.
What's the difference between a suicide bomber and puberty?
Puberty waits the blow up
How many fingers am I holding up?
Said the suicide bomber, referring to the countdown.
Roses are red He shows no remorse
Santa claus Has joined the terrorist force
My uncle died in the 9-11 attacks. He was the best pilot I had ever met
where do suicide bombers go when they die? everywhere!
