Terrorism jokes
How do Taliban parents feed their babies?
"Here comes the plane... weeee, BOOM! 💥"
Why is September 11th the best birthday?
Everyone remembers it! :)
All terrorists like starting a new year off with a bang.
Which tower is better at playing catch? The south tower, obviously. It caught 2!
POV: You are a passenger on September 11th, 2001, and you see the pilots wearing a Muslim turban.
Pilot: This is my last flight, everyone.
Passengers: *Clap*
Pilot: I became a pilot for one reason: To conquer my greatest fear.
Flight Attendant: And what is that?
Pilot: Dying alone. *speeds up towards Twin Towers*
Also the Pilot: Now who is ready to play some Jen---
What is the difference between Obama and Osama?
Osama didn't kill innocent civilians with missile strikes.
Teacher: Jeff, why did you throw a paper plane at the twins?
Jeff: You wouldn't get it, miss.
Bin Laden's relatives died in a plane crash on 8/1. 🤣🤣🤣
How many times was Bin Laden shot?
911 times.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I don't know, but the Twin Towers do.
My dad died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
How many times was Osama bin Laden shot?
911 times.
How many times did Rob O'Neill shoot Bin Laden? 911 times.
Bin Laden's relatives died in a plane crash on 8/1! #justice
What did Rob O'Neill say before he shot Osama Bin Laden between the eyes?
"Go to HELLakbar!"
9/11 isn't something we should joke about. Some people can remember where they were when they found out. I'll never forget where I was when I found out.
It was 9:37, September 10th, 2001. I was in a cave in Iraq when my friend Mohammad told me.
Proof that 9/11 isn't a government plot.
It worked.
It was just a big hunter killer drone.
"Osama bin Laden playing MW2 Air Strike inbound."