Technology jokes
Orphans around my area only watched Youtube Shorts.
I asked them and then realized they can't click the home button.
Planes shouldn't have free Wi-Fi. Why? Because the last time they had free Wi-Fi, well here's what happened...
On September eleventh 2001, (children scream).
What did the calculator say to his friends? “You can count on me!”
What were the webs?
When you unplug the charger to charge your phone, but you realize it was plugged into your grandpa's life support:
Memes
Sad so sad
I made a website about orphans, but it doesn't have a home page.
What type of pictures do orphans take?
Selfies.
Facial detection? More like racial detection.
I wanted to play Fruit Ninja, but remembered I don’t have a phone. Guess I gotta draw fruit on my arm!
Why does the singer put a radio in her fridge?
Because she can listen to call music.
Jim was caught beating a man up. Brooklyn took a picture of his license plate with her phone and told him, "Your life is ruined!" So Jim took a picture of her, and the next thing you know, he said, "Now my phone is ruined!"
Why do orphans not like laptops?...
They don't have a homepage.
Why was the orphan's first phone an iPhone X?
"It has no home button."
I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, because I need new parts for my go-kart.
Why doesn't the orphan's phone have a homepage, being it doesn't have a home?
When does an emo get jealous at a phone?
When it dies.
Anyone on this app is homeless and has no point in life. Well, I'm on this app 24/7, so do I have no point in life 24/7, or am I just weird and unwanted?
Grandma isn’t responding. Close app, wait, cancel.
Which do you choose?
When I got to school, they gave me an Acer laptop, so I went up to the teacher and aced her.
"Batteries, batteries, who the batteries in your remotes and everything else you got in your house is turned upside down?"