Technology

Technology jokes

WiFi

Planes shouldn't have free Wi-Fi. Why? Because the last time they had free Wi-Fi, well here's what happened...

On September eleventh 2001, (children scream).

Life Support

When you unplug the charger to charge your phone, but you realize it was plugged into your grandpa's life support:

Memes

Fruit Ninja

I wanted to play Fruit Ninja, but remembered I don’t have a phone. Guess I gotta draw fruit on my arm!

Singer

Why does the singer put a radio in her fridge?

Because she can listen to call music.

Phone

Jim was caught beating a man up. Brooklyn took a picture of his license plate with her phone and told him, "Your life is ruined!" So Jim took a picture of her, and the next thing you know, he said, "Now my phone is ruined!"

Orphan

Why doesn't the orphan's phone have a homepage, being it doesn't have a home?

Life

Anyone on this app is homeless and has no point in life. Well, I'm on this app 24/7, so do I have no point in life 24/7, or am I just weird and unwanted?

Teacher

When I got to school, they gave me an Acer laptop, so I went up to the teacher and aced her.

Battery

"Batteries, batteries, who the batteries in your remotes and everything else you got in your house is turned upside down?"

People

Isn't a gaming console something people use to not be alone?

THEN WHY THE FUCK ARE 50% OF THE GAMES OFFLINE?!??!?!