Technology jokes

I told AI to talk dirty to me. It started describing my browser history.

What is Bill Gates’ favorite equation?

1 + 1 =

What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair? (RC-XD)

Your mama is so fat, she needs two phones to take a picture of herself.

What's the difference between red wings and old cassette tape players?

One eats tape while the other eats pussy.

I was asked to design a website for an orphanage, so I decided to design it without the home page.

When an orphan takes a family photo, it's called a selfie.

Why shouldn't orphans get a phone?

They would get stuck in an app because they can't find the home button.

Yo mama so stupid, she ate the Apple phone you gave her.

You are like a software update. Whenever I see you, I immediately think, "Not now."

Hey Siri, skip to Friday!

Stephen Hawking is just in a role play. He died to a crash in Minecraft.

When you're working in the Twin Towers, but you have to turn your computer to airplane mode.

So I was just chilling in the World Trade Center, and I got airplane Wi-Fi. I wonder why....

If your controller ever dies, remember those people that died on the submersible.

POV: Me going to jail after giving the orphan kid a computer without the motherboard.

You're so fat that when they tried to print a picture of you through the computer, they couldn't fit you in the whole picture because you were so big!

Putting WiFi in the morgue to enable live streaming.

Why is it wrong to drive around in a van offering children candy?

Because you’ll have more success if you give out video games!

What’s the difference between video games and my dad?

My dad doesn’t beat me.