Technology jokes

Did you know the Bible has a passage about killing babies by smashing them against rocks?

That's probably because microwaves hadn't been invented yet.

I made a website for orphans.

It has no homepage.

What STD can you get from phone sex?

Hearing AIDS.

I was going to post a Kobe Briant joke, but the site crashed.

What is the difference between an orphan and a phone?

A phone has a home button.

Your mom's so fat, she doesn’t need internet, she’s already world wide.

What is wrong with the orphan website? It doesn't have a homepage.

Your mum's so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.

I'm not a robot, but orphans are.

Wanna know why the plane actually crashed?

Someone turned off flight mode.

(Or a kid just turned on airplane mode.)

What are the similarities between BTC and 9/11? They both crashed down.

What do you call a dumpster with an antenna on it? Radio Morocco.

I saw a kid with no phone. I gave him an iPhone 14.

Except it had no home button.

If you think vanilla and chocolate ice cream is just light and dark mode.

An apple and an emo are at the top of a tree, they both fall at the same time.

Who hit the ground first?

The apple won because the emo had forgotten to connect the internet.

I made a website for an orphan.

It had no homepage.

The Lenovo computers at school stopped working.

They had to call an archeologist.

How do you scare a lot of people in New York?

Open a mobile hotspot named "Delta Inflight Wifi."

I'd make a joke about epilepsy, but the computer started flashing.

When you unplug the charger to charge your phone, but you realize it was plugged into your grandpa's life support: