Technology jokes

I made a website for orphans.

It has no homepage.

Did you know the Bible has a passage about killing babies by smashing them against rocks?

That's probably because microwaves hadn't been invented yet.

What STD can you get from phone sex?

Hearing AIDS.

Today, I asked my phone "Siri" why am I still single, and it activated the front camera.

I am so depressed! I get jealous when my phone dies.

I have so many cash machine jokes.

But none of them seem to work ATM.

What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4K? "HDMI."

Why does the singer put a radio in her fridge?

Because she can listen to call music.

Jim was caught beating a man up. Brooklyn took a picture of his license plate with her phone and told him, "Your life is ruined!" So Jim took a picture of her, and the next thing you know, he said, "Now my phone is ruined!"

Why do orphans not like laptops?...

They don't have a homepage.

Yo, if Russia comes to the USA, just know their reboot cards don't expire.

Isn't a gaming console something people use to not be alone?

THEN WHY THE FUCK ARE 50% OF THE GAMES OFFLINE?!??!?!

I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, because I need new parts for my go-kart.

When does an emo get jealous at a phone?

When it dies.

When I got to school, they gave me an Acer laptop, so I went up to the teacher and aced her.

Why do orphans want a phone so bad?

Because it has a home button.

Grandma isn’t responding. Close app, wait, cancel.

Which do you choose?

Knock knock. Who's there? Beep boop S.t.e.p.h.e.n beep boop H.a.w.k.i.n.g.

Man: Why can't an orphan use Verizon?

Kid: I don't know why.

Man: Because they have a family plan.

Kid: Well, I need to get another phone service now.

Why doesn't the orphan's phone have a homepage, being it doesn't have a home?