Technology jokes

I made a website for orphans.

It has no homepage.

What STD can you get from phone sex?

Hearing AIDS.

I made a website about orphans, but it doesn't have a home page.

What's the difference between a pregnant one and a light bulb?

One you can unscrew.

I'm making a website for orphans. [I] won't add the home page.

I'd make a joke about epilepsy, but the computer started flashing.

I wanted to play Fruit Ninja, but remembered I don’t have a phone. Guess I gotta draw fruit on my arm!

Facial detection? More like racial detection.

What’s the difference between a pile of babies and a Tesla?

I don’t have a Tesla in my garage.

Why does the singer put a radio in her fridge?

Because she can listen to call music.

What is the difference between an orphan and a phone?

A phone has a home button.

An apple and an emo are at the top of a tree, they both fall at the same time.

Who hit the ground first?

The apple won because the emo had forgotten to connect the internet.

Yo mama so fat when she stepped on a scale, it said... "Error!"

If you think vanilla and chocolate ice cream is just light and dark mode.

What do you call a nerd in space?

A space nerd.

What does a blind man crying and an unplugged TV have in common?

Nothing can be seen when they get turned on.

Yo mum's so dumb, she went to the library to find Facebook.

I made a website for an orphan.

It had no homepage.

What do you call a dumpster with an antenna on it? Radio Morocco.

Your mum's so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.