Why is Stephen Hawking not scared of anyone?
His wheelchair always backs him up.
Technology Jokes
Man: Why can't an orphan use Verizon?
Kid: I don't know why.
Man: Because they have a family plan.
Kid: Well, I need to get another phone service now.
I make phones for orphans. Sadly, it has no home button.
Yo, if Russia comes to the USA, just know their reboot cards don't expire.
Why do orphans want a phone so bad?
Because it has a home button.
What do you call a bored robot?
A “sigh”-borg.
Steven Hawking was so excited for Christmas till he realized he got socks.
Emos get jealous when their phone dies.
I saw a kid with no phone. I gave him an iPhone 14.
Except it had no home button.
What do you call a nerd in space?
A space nerd.
Yo mama so fat when she stepped on a scale, it said... "Error!"
What does a blind man crying and an unplugged TV have in common?
Nothing can be seen when they get turned on.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He pirated GTA VI Hindi No Virus 2022.
What does Stephen Hawking have in common with Bill Gates? One stands, the other doesn't.
Yo mum's so dumb, she went to the library to find Facebook.
What is the difference between Twitter and this website?
There's no difference.
The emo girl got jealous that her phone died and not her.
What’s an orphan’s favorite phone? An iPhone 14 'cause it doesn’t have a home button.
What is wrong with the orphan website? It doesn't have a homepage.
If you think vanilla and chocolate ice cream is just light and dark mode.
