Technology jokes
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Why did the cellphone get glasses? Because it lost its contacts!
Stephen Hawking had a heart attack the year before his death.
They took him to PC World for repairs.
What did the calculator say to his friends? “You can count on me!”
Wanna know why the plane actually crashed?
Someone turned off flight mode.
(Or a kid just turned on airplane mode.)
Your mum was so poor that she went to rob the bank, but she left because she couldn't find the cameras. She left her son, and the security [girl] gave him the camera.
What noise does Stephen Hawking make when he dies? Windows shutting down theme tune.
What is long and hard and full of seamen?
A submarine.
Jim was caught beating a man up. Brooklyn took a picture of his license plate with her phone and told him, "Your life is ruined!" So Jim took a picture of her, and the next thing you know, he said, "Now my phone is ruined!"
AR-15: Who are you?
Musket: I'm you, but from another timeline.
Why do orphans hate the internet?
Because on the internet, people have families.
Hey Siri, where is my dad?
Your dad is in a strip club in Las Vegas.
HAH, jokes on you! My dad’s in the kitchen!
Your mom’s husband is in the kitchen, your dad is in a strip club in Las Vegas.
...WhAT-
I gave Helen Keller an Oculus and AirPods for her 12th birthday, and she hated them and me.
What do you call a person that can't operate a wheelchair?
Stephen Hawking.
AI - AI - Rabo several projects:
Decker: “No Hebingingennanorin and Chirver.”
Alx: “Madam Bob Lee Hubn Vera 20”
He tried to install a free version of Windows 10.
I ask the emo girl if she gets jealous when her phone dies.
You know when you sign up for something and it says "I'm not a robot"? I guess he never had the chance to tick that.
Why can't orphans close their video games?
Because they can't find the home button.
Me: Hey Siri, did you know Candice died?
Siri: Yes, I was informed she died from sugondese.
Me: What is that?
Siri: Sugondese nuts.