If you scanned my thigh it would show up as a package of Oreos on the screen
What do iphones and the Titanic have in common? Theres no Jack!
It’s just been discovered that as well as writing a book, Adolf Hitler also wrote one of the first computer games, Mein Kraft.
You: hey Alexa what is your gender? Alexa: I idenify as Michael Jackson and my pronens are...... Me: *hears it* and their pronens are he/he
why Does A orphan hate the internet Answer Because he always On the homepage
Why can't an orphan have an Ipad?
They can't find the home button.
Why was Stephen hawking always like this 🫠
Because he didn’t have emojis on his computer
What do u call a person that cant operate a wheelchair
Stephen Hawking
I knew a girl that died from having phone sex.... He died of hearing aids
What is Stephen Hawkings favorite place in fortnite the reboot van
So my kid every time I walk in the door he shuts his laptop so i check his history It was good but my wife checked mine and she didn't say the same the words I head was get out.
No wonder some of the phones today have no home buttons. The makers were orphans.
How did stephen hawking die? Somebody threw an EMP at him
hi evyerone my mom got me an ipad today and this is really cool cna someone tell em what decapitation is
How do you ground a gen z? Make them go outside and socialize
You're old enough to remember when emojis were called "hieroglyphics."
how did stephen hawking die he lost internet connection
Did you hear how Steven Hawkins Died? There was a mix up and he was dropped at pc world instead of A&E!
My cousin: Brother, I lost in a game of Call of Duty: Moe Bill [he was supposed to pronounce it as mobile; however, I left it as it is].
Me: So tell me about it then.
My cousin: I lost to Sum_Baldi.
Me: Somebody? Don’t they have, like, the name of you opponents?
My cousin: No, no, no, the name was Sum_Baldi. S.U.M_B.A.L.D.I.
Me: Ok, my bad. Continue.
My cousin: I got Sum_Baldi, and 5 seconds later, I got kill[ed] by Sum_Fing_Wong.
Me: It’s not wrong! In Call of Duty, you are suppose to kill or be killed.
My cousin: No, no, no, the name was Sum_Fing_Wong. S.U.M_F.I.N.G_W.O.N.G.
Me: My bad again. Do continue.
My cousin: I got so angry I blow[ed] up.
Me: So you got blowed up, by what weapon?
My cousin: By the game.
Me: [was not expecting that for an answer]
Guess Stephan Hawkins never had use sweatcoin😂
