Technology jokes
What happens when you work in the Twin Towers? It connects to airplane WiFi.
What do you call the space in between Kim Kardashian's breasts?
Silicon Valley.
I asked the emo kid if they get jealous when their phone dies.
Two windmills are standing on a wind farm.
One asks, “What’s your favorite type of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”
How did the digital clock show off to its mother?
Look, Ma, no hands!
So I was on Google, and on my computer it had Windows. When Stephen Hawking died, it shut down, the shutdown sound played, and wouldn't turn on again.
What does a phone and a grandma have in common? They both die.
What's the difference between them? If you shove something up your grandma's ass, she won't come back to life.
Michael Jackson is like a TV from the 1900s: black and white.
How do you scare a lot of people in New York?
Open a mobile hotspot named "Delta Inflight Wifi."
Me: I know how to use a microwave!
Also me: Mom! The microwave is on fire!
True story.
How do computers get drunk?
They take a screenshot.
He's not really dead, his update failed.
So 666-3629, so get it?
This is NOT my joke. I found it on Google. It's a texting joke.
Mom: Son, your grandma just passed away LOL.
Son: Mom, what do you mean LOL? That means laughing out loud.
Mom: Oh no, I thought that meant lots of love. I have to text everyone back!!!!
What do you call a creepy IT teacher?
A PDF file.
Talking to a liberal is like trying to explain social media to a 70-year-old.
Why did the computer go to the doctor?
Because it had a virus.
My mom said I rely on my devices too much, so I unplugged her life support.
The Lenovo computers at school stopped working.
They had to call an archeologist.
Your mama is so stupid, when her phone died, she bared it, lol.