Technology jokes
What does a blind man crying and an unplugged TV have in common?
Nothing can be seen when they get turned on.
Yo mum's so dumb, she went to the library to find Facebook.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He pirated GTA VI Hindi No Virus 2022.
The Lenovo computers at school stopped working.
They had to call an archeologist.
Your mum's so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.
Memes
I'm not a robot, but orphans are.
Wanna know why the plane actually crashed?
Someone turned off flight mode.
(Or a kid just turned on airplane mode.)
When you unplug the charger to charge your phone, but you realize it was plugged into your grandpa's life support:
I wanted to play Fruit Ninja, but remembered I don’t have a phone. Guess I gotta draw fruit on my arm!
I made a website about orphans, but it doesn't have a home page.
How do you scare a lot of people in New York?
Open a mobile hotspot named "Delta Inflight Wifi."
Why do orphans want a phone so bad?
Because it has a home button.
I make phones for orphans. Sadly, it has no home button.
Grandma isn’t responding. Close app, wait, cancel.
Which do you choose?
Knock knock. Who's there? Beep boop S.t.e.p.h.e.n beep boop H.a.w.k.i.n.g.
Man: Why can't an orphan use Verizon?
Kid: I don't know why.
Man: Because they have a family plan.
Kid: Well, I need to get another phone service now.
What do you call a bored robot?
A “sigh”-borg.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He couldn't log in.
When I got to school, they gave me an Acer laptop, so I went up to the teacher and aced her.
What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4K? "HDMI."