Technology jokes

I got an iPhone 14 for my brother? That was the best trade I ever made.

Today, I asked my phone, "Siri, why am I still single?" and it activated the front camera.

When the phone is ringing, Dad says, "If it's for me, don't answer it."

I was in a library and a black guy came up to me.

"Where's the coloured printer?" he said.

"Mate, it's 2025, you can use any printer you want," I replied.

Why did I buy the orphan an iPhone 12? Because he couldn't get home.

Your mom is so fat that when she went on the scale, it said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"

When you're working in the Twin Towers and your computer connects to the airplane wifi.

I went up to an orphan bully and I said, "Here, look, I made a website!"

The orphan likes it, but the kid says, "I forgot one feature, though... the home button."

What STD can you get from phone sex?

Hearing AIDS.

Stephen Hawking shows up to a car meet-up.

I like my women like I like my traction control: disabled.

Why can't orphans close their video games?

Because they can't find the home button.

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Decker: “No Hebingingennanorin and Chirver.”

Alx: “Madam Bob Lee Hubn Vera 20”

Hey Siri, what’s in my bank account?

You stupid shit, piece of elephant crap, you’re so ugly that when you were born, your nickname was bastard! You’re so ugly, that your crush fainted in front of you and was proclaimed dead! You’re so ugly that-

(Destroys phone cutely)

Your mom's so fat, she doesn’t need internet, she’s already world wide.

Why don’t they let Stephen Hawking have other electronics around him? Because he will sound staticky.

Why can orphans only have iPhones 14s? Because they can't have a home button.

What do iPhones and the Titanic have in common?

There's no Jack!

Stephen Hawking died because he turned off his VPN.