Technology jokes
If you think vanilla and chocolate ice cream is just light and dark mode.
What do you call a nerd in space?
A space nerd.
What does a blind man crying and an unplugged TV have in common?
Nothing can be seen when they get turned on.
Yo mum's so dumb, she went to the library to find Facebook.
I made a website for an orphan.
It had no homepage.
What do you call a dumpster with an antenna on it? Radio Morocco.
Your mum's so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.
Wanna know why the plane actually crashed?
Someone turned off flight mode.
(Or a kid just turned on airplane mode.)
What are the similarities between BTC and 9/11? They both crashed down.
What does Stephen Hawking have in common with Bill Gates? One stands, the other doesn't.
What is the difference between Twitter and this website?
There's no difference.
Your mom's so fat, she doesn’t need internet, she’s already world wide.
What is wrong with the orphan website? It doesn't have a homepage.
I saw a kid with no phone. I gave him an iPhone 14.
Except it had no home button.
What did the calculator say to his friends? “You can count on me!”
Steven Hawking was so excited for Christmas till he realized he got socks.
Planes shouldn't have free Wi-Fi. Why? Because the last time they had free Wi-Fi, well here's what happened...
On September eleventh 2001, (children scream).
I said to the emo girl, "She gets jealous every time her phone dies."
What were the webs?
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He pirated GTA VI Hindi No Virus 2022.