Technology

Technology Jokes

Orphan

Man: Why can't an orphan use Verizon?

Kid: I don't know why.

Man: Because they have a family plan.

Kid: Well, I need to get another phone service now.

Russia

Yo, if Russia comes to the USA, just know their reboot cards don't expire.

Sock

Steven Hawking was so excited for Christmas till he realized he got socks.

iPhone

I saw a kid with no phone. I gave him an iPhone 14.

Except it had no home button.

Fat

Yo mama so fat when she stepped on a scale, it said... "Error!"

TV

What does a blind man crying and an unplugged TV have in common?

Nothing can be seen when they get turned on.

Mum

Yo mum's so dumb, she went to the library to find Facebook.

Orphan

What’s an orphan’s favorite phone? An iPhone 14 'cause it doesn’t have a home button.