Technology jokes
Why can't science be combined with religion?
Because science creates skyscrapers and planes, while religion combines them.
Yo mama is so dumb, when she had a brain scan, the result was 404...
It's obvious Bill Gates didn't create COVID.
None of his other products are able to release new versions this frequently.
I have to file a complaint against Spotify because I didn’t see you on my hot singles last week.
You are like a software update. Whenever I see you, I immediately think, "Not now."
When an orphan takes a family photo, it's called a selfie.
What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair? (RC-XD)
Hey Siri, skip to Friday!
Stephen Hawking is just in a role play. He died to a crash in Minecraft.
Putting WiFi in the morgue to enable live streaming.
Why shouldn't orphans get a phone?
They would get stuck in an app because they can't find the home button.
Yo mama so stupid, she ate the Apple phone you gave her.
Your mama is so fat, she needs two phones to take a picture of herself.
You're so fat that when they tried to print a picture of you through the computer, they couldn't fit you in the whole picture because you were so big!
So I was just chilling in the World Trade Center, and I got airplane Wi-Fi. I wonder why....
If your controller ever dies, remember those people that died on the submersible.
POV: Me going to jail after giving the orphan kid a computer without the motherboard.
Why is it wrong to drive around in a van offering children candy?
Because you’ll have more success if you give out video games!
Of all the inventions of the last 100 years, the dry erase board has to be the most remarkable.
What did the rapper say to the computer?
“Yo, stop laggin’ my FLOW!”