Technology jokes
Your forehead's so big, NASA uses it to test satellite signals.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his wife changed the WiFi password, because he was having an affair with his shoulder.
What is missing on an orphanage computer? The motherboard.
*gets hit by a car*
Passerby: "ARE YOU OKAY?"
Me: "Please...I need my...phone."
*opens twitter*
Me: "LMFAOOOOOOO YALL GUESS WHAT"
Hey Siri, skip to Friday!
Stephen Hawking is just in a role play. He died to a crash in Minecraft.
So I was just chilling in the World Trade Center, and I got airplane Wi-Fi. I wonder why....
I was asked to design a website for an orphanage, so I decided to design it without the home page.
When you're working in the Twin Towers, but you have to turn your computer to airplane mode.
What did the calculator say to his friends? “You can count on me!”
Hey Siri, what’s in my bank account?
You stupid shit, piece of elephant crap, you’re so ugly that when you were born, your nickname was bastard! You’re so ugly, that your crush fainted in front of you and was proclaimed dead! You’re so ugly that-
(Destroys phone cutely)
What’s the difference between video games and my dad?
My dad doesn’t beat me.
Of all the inventions of the last 100 years, the dry erase board has to be the most remarkable.
What did the rapper say to the computer?
“Yo, stop laggin’ my FLOW!”
Steven Hawking was so excited for Christmas till he realized he got socks.
I said to the emo girl, "She gets jealous every time her phone dies."
What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair? (RC-XD)
You go h dichotomy lol what do you want to what what’s the name for the address for sure what’s what I name it says I name it lol I don’t o I have to get r CB n nu set set e Okay okay I’ll be at my place.
What does an orphan call a family photo taking a selfie?
What does a website have that an orphan doesn't? A home.