Technology jokes

Of all the inventions of the last 100 years, the dry erase board has to be the most remarkable.

Why can't science be combined with religion?

Because science creates skyscrapers and planes, while religion combines them.

Yo mama is so dumb, when she had a brain scan, the result was 404...

Do you know why they call me battery saver?

I get turned on when it’s below 10%.

What's the difference between a dead person and a walkie-talkie?

A dead person does not walkie or talkie.

What’s something you can say in bed and in a Zoom meeting?

"Do you want the cameras on or off?"

I have to file a complaint against Spotify because I didn’t see you on my hot singles last week.

*gets hit by a car*

Passerby: "ARE YOU OKAY?"

Me: "Please...I need my...phone."

*opens twitter*

Me: "LMFAOOOOOOO YALL GUESS WHAT"

Today, I asked my phone "Siri" why am I still single, and it activated the front camera.

I am so depressed! I get jealous when my phone dies.

It was just a big hunter killer drone.

Planes shouldn't have free Wi-Fi. Why? Because the last time they had free Wi-Fi, well here's what happened...

On September eleventh 2001, (children scream).

I said to the emo girl, "She gets jealous every time her phone dies."

What did the calculator say to his friends? “You can count on me!”

What were the webs?

Orphans around my area only watched Youtube Shorts.

I asked them and then realized they can't click the home button.

What’s an orphan’s favorite phone? An iPhone 14 'cause it doesn’t have a home button.

Emos get jealous when their phone dies.

You go h dichotomy lol what do you want to what what’s the name for the address for sure what’s what I name it says I name it lol I don’t o I have to get r CB n nu set set e Okay okay I’ll be at my place.

What does an orphan call a family photo taking a selfie?