Technology jokes
What’s the difference between video games and my dad?
My dad doesn’t beat me.
A guy entered a library and wanted to get some books to read. He was searching across the books, and the librarian asked him,
Librarian: What are you looking for?
Man: I am looking for a book!
Librarian: Which book?
Man: Facebook.
Just got a new internet connected toaster. It wouldn't work until I enabled pop-ups!
Very funny battery joke.
Cyber Monday
Two TV antennas got married. The church ceremony was terrible, but the reception was fantastic!
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on the iPod...
SHE MADE THE IPAD!!!!!!!
What is Bill Gates’ favorite equation?
1 + 1 =
TDS - Too Damn Slow!
Stephen Hawking died because he tried downloading a free version of Windows 10.
Hey Autocorrect- STOP TAMPERING WITH MY CURSE WORDS YOU MOTHERDUCKING FORKLIFT!
I searched on Google, "How to start a wildfire?"
I got 39,300,000 matches.
I have so many cash machine jokes.
But none of them seem to work ATM.
What do crows get after they buy a phone?
A cawing card.
What do you call a midget that waves at you?
A microwave.
Why is the iPhone X best for orphans?
There is no home button.
When an orphan takes a family photo, it's called a selfie.
I was asked to design a website for an orphanage, so I decided to design it without the home page.
When you're working in the Twin Towers, but you have to turn your computer to airplane mode.
What's the difference between red wings and old cassette tape players?
One eats tape while the other eats pussy.