Technology jokes
What does a phone and a grandma have in common? They both die.
What's the difference between them? If you shove something up your grandma's ass, she won't come back to life.
The lady was so fat that when she stepped on the scale, the scale responded with, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"
Your mama is so fat, she needs two phones to take a picture of herself.
I can't find out where Stephen Hawking is from, I just can't place his accent.
Yo mama so stupid that, when she heard about cookies on the internet, she ate her computer.
For Stephen Hawking, why is being drunk and having his power shut out the same?
He blacks out.
Did you hear about the new German microwave? It has ten seats in it.
He's not dead, his batteries have run out.
Don’t fart in an Apple Store.
It has no Windows.
Why does an orphan hate the internet?
Because he's always on the homepage.
What is an orphan's first phone?
An iPhone 12. Wanna know why?
It has no home button :D
How did Stephen Hawking die?
His computer got a virus.
How can you tell that a website was made by an orphan?
It doesn’t have a home page.
Why couldn’t the orphan play Xbox? Because there was no home button.
Google is butt.
What do you call a AK-47 that lost 1 point?
An AK-46.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He rolled too far away from the outlet on the wall.
Two antennas met on a roof and got married.
The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was incredible.
How do you enter your house?
Through Bill Gates!
Your mom's so fat, the photo from last Christmas is still printing!