Technology jokes
Wanna know why the plane actually crashed?
Someone turned off flight mode.
(Or a kid just turned on airplane mode.)
What are the similarities between BTC and 9/11? They both crashed down.
What does Stephen Hawking have in common with Bill Gates? One stands, the other doesn't.
What is the difference between Twitter and this website?
There's no difference.
Your mom's so fat, she doesn’t need internet, she’s already world wide.
What is wrong with the orphan website? It doesn't have a homepage.
I saw a kid with no phone. I gave him an iPhone 14.
Except it had no home button.
What did the calculator say to his friends? “You can count on me!”
Steven Hawking was so excited for Christmas till he realized he got socks.
Planes shouldn't have free Wi-Fi. Why? Because the last time they had free Wi-Fi, well here's what happened...
On September eleventh 2001, (children scream).
I said to the emo girl, "She gets jealous every time her phone dies."
What were the webs?
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He pirated GTA VI Hindi No Virus 2022.
The emo girl got jealous that her phone died and not her.
What does an orphan call a family photo taking a selfie?
What does a website have that an orphan doesn't? A home.
It was just a big hunter killer drone.
You go h dichotomy lol what do you want to what what’s the name for the address for sure what’s what I name it says I name it lol I don’t o I have to get r CB n nu set set e Okay okay I’ll be at my place.
Did you know that Stephen Hawking's death was an accident because he pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep mode?"
Orphans around my area only watched Youtube Shorts.
I asked them and then realized they can't click the home button.