Woman one: "I got so mad at my GPS today that I told it to go to hell!"
Woman two: "Did that work?"
Woman one: "Well, it took me to my in-laws’ house."
A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won't open."
Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer."
Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now."
I walked out of the electronic store and saw a midget carrying a big screen TV all by himself. He looked like he needed a hand, so I offered to help.
He said, "This is not a big screen TV, it's a Kindle!!"
What do you call a router in a thong?
CISCO....(that thong thong thong thong!)
Using modern day technology you can produce music with a Tesla coil. I don't know if you heard it, but it is quite shocking and even electrifying. I can't tell if it is metal or techno, but it is more valuable than joules. It really amps up your blood pressure and has you saying watt the whole time. It is way better than current music.
The other day at school we had to write down our hero and what we would do if they walked into our house. I got off easy because my hero is Stephen Hawking.
Where do you take Stephen Hawking when he dies?
The Apple repair store.
What's the difference between an ISIS training center and a school?
I don't know, I just fly the drone.
Stephen Hawking:
Q: Who Made Stephen Hawkins' Wheel Chair?
A:) Tesla
Stephen Hawking only died because he tried to install Windows 10 and his hard drive corrupted
The only reason Stephen Hawking died is because he forgot to update to the latest version of Microsoft.
I added Paul Walker on my Xbox, but all he does is sit on the dashboard.
This is so sad, Alexa, play Despacito.
How did Stephen hawking die?
Windows didn’t update in time
What does Michael Jackson and a Playstation have in common?
They're both made of plastic and children turn them on.
Why did the blondie put her iPad in the blender? To make apple juice.
So, the sea is on a computer but doesn't know how to search, so the computer said to the sea, "Search!"
Do you get it? SEArch.
Why are elephants scared of computers?
Because of the mouse.
Why should you never fart in an Apple store? Because they have no Windows!
Murder: Wanna play a game?
Me: Ok (pulls out Xbox controller)
