What's missing in an orphanage computer?
"The motherboard."
What's missing in an orphanage computer?
"The motherboard."
What’s the difference between a pile of babies and a Tesla?
I don’t have a Tesla in my garage.
For all the Harry Potter fans:
A VPN is occlumency for smart devices, and our ISP is a legilimens.
Unpopular opinion about programming but,
"Uncaught TypeError: Cannot read property 'myUnpopularOpinion' of undefined."
Damn bro, that calculator is looking hot today. It got abs!
Where do spiders commit crimes?
The Dark Web.
Alright, so I have a few orphan jokes. I'm gonna put them all in one message.
Why can't orphans be gay? They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans go on a field trip? Parent signature: ______
New teacher: I used to be an orphan as a kid. Students: hahaha Teacher: Is anyone missing? Students: No one, just your parents.
Why did the orphan become a prostitute? They kept calling everyone "daddy."
Why do orphans have the iPhoneX? Because it has no home button.
My mom said I rely on my devices too much, so I unplugged her life support.
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.