I don’t know what’s worse: Finding bucket loads of porn on my dad’s laptop, or finding out he was in all of them.
What does a phone and a grandma have in common? They both die.
What's the difference between them? If you shove something up your grandma's ass, she won't come back to life.
"Why am I ugly?"
Google would like to operate your camera.
how is stephen hawkins dead? his windows shit down
I started a band called 999 megabytes... we still haven't gotten a gig.
A wife and husband were setting up their computer, and the husband made the password "my dick." But the wife fell on the floor laughing because the computer said the password was too short.
i made a website for orphans,it doesn't have a homepage
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He rolled too far away from the outlet on the wall.
What were Stephen's last words? “Battery low.”
What's an alien's favorite computer key?
The space bar!
Science flies you to the moon.
Religion flies you into towers.
What does Earl Bradley and an Xbox have in common?
They both get turned on by children.
Why are birds good at social media?
Because they "tweet" all the time!?
What do you call a digital hamburger? Processed meat.
What's the difference between my phone and my sister?
I actually give a damn if my phone dies.
What does Stephen Hawking press after he's had a hard day?
F5
Science took us to the moon and Religion took us into a skyscraper
What is Bill Gates’ favorite equation?
1 + 1 =
Stephen Hawking's last words were, "Ethernet cable not detected, shutting down."
What feature does an orphan's phone not have?
A home button.
