Damn, this computer stopped working. It's got autism.
Technology Jokes
Why don't churches have WiFi?
They can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.
I played Kobe Bryant on 2k14, but my console somehow kept crashing.
I gave a deaf kid air pods for his birthday.
Why can't orphans have an iPhone?
They can't find the home button.
When you are chilling in the World Trade Center, and then you suddenly get airplane WiFi.
Secretly, I’m a woman catfishing gay men on Grindr. When a notification from the app went off, my son told me, “I’ve heard that sound. Daddy has that game, too!”
What did the racist CoD player say to yo mama?
132.513.531.332
Why can't an orphan have a phone?
Because they will see a home.
I will remember my classmate's last words: "Ahh, my pen's ink spilled on my computer!"
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Why can't orphans operate Apple devices?
Because they don't know how to use the home button.
I'd make a joke about epilepsy, but the computer started flashing.
What is missing when an orphan buys a laptop?
The home screen.
Say this when showing this website to someone: "You know, it's too bad this website doesn't have a homepage."
Science flies you to the moon, while religion flies you into two towers.
I'm making a website for orphans. [I] won't add the home page.
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have their parent's email.
What's the difference between a pregnant one and a light bulb?
One you can unscrew.
Wanna see a joke? Open the front-facing camera.
