Technology jokes
The Stephen Hawking space telescope will be launched next year. Apparently, it will have four wheels and run off Windows 7.
What do you call a male robot who wants to be a girl?
A trans-former.
I got jealous when my phone died.
Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God?
Computers don’t really have a specific religion.
What's a spider-man’s dream job? Web developer.
I asked the emo at my school if he got jealous when his phone died.
When you unplug the charger to charge your phone, but you realize it was plugged into your grandpa's life support:
Why is there no phone in China?
Too many wings, too many wongs; might wing wrong number.
When you get suspended from school for giving the deaf kid AirPods for his birthday.
Dogs can't operate MRI machines.
But cat scan!
Why is Roblox so blocky? Because it "ro-block."
A computer usually has a HARD drive. LESSON. No wonder they remember things.
Computers are females because when they're down, you always charge her.
Why do orphans like to play Minecraft?
Because they like to have a home.
Your momma is so fat, she was in a movie and the screen broke!
If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows.
It would have had doors, but why was it ever spelt DOS?
A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT?
I fell in love with my computer because it helps me Excel.
What do you call a AK-47 that lost 1 point?
An AK-46.
Why do orphans get iPhones 11?
Because it has no home page.