Technology jokes
If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows.
It would have had doors, but why was it ever spelt DOS?
A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT?
I fell in love with my computer because it helps me Excel.
What do you call a AK-47 that lost 1 point?
An AK-46.
Why do orphans get iPhones 11?
Because it has no home page.
I made a website for orphans. It doesn’t have a home page.
I called my mom on Alexa, and she told me, "Please take out the trash." I said, "But I can't, you're not here."
How do you enter your house?
Through Bill Gates!
What kind of mask are you wearing?
An Elon Musk!
Yo mama so fat, when she play a game, everybody lags.
Damn, this computer stopped working. It's got autism.
Why don't churches have WiFi?
They can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.
I played Kobe Bryant on 2k14, but my console somehow kept crashing.
I gave a deaf kid air pods for his birthday.
Why can't orphans have an iPhone?
They can't find the home button.
When you are chilling in the World Trade Center, and then you suddenly get airplane WiFi.
Secretly, I’m a woman catfishing gay men on Grindr. When a notification from the app went off, my son told me, “I’ve heard that sound. Daddy has that game, too!”
What did the racist CoD player say to yo mama?
132.513.531.332
Why can't an orphan have a phone?
Because they will see a home.
I will remember my classmate's last words: "Ahh, my pen's ink spilled on my computer!"