Technology jokes
Why was Stephen Hawking always like this 🫠?
Because he didn’t have emojis on his computer.
What happens when you work in the Twin Towers? It connects to airplane WiFi.
How does a computer spell "Autocorrect"?
My friend asked, "What's that on your arm?" I replied, "Oh, this? I didn't have enough storage on my phone to download Fruit Ninja so I had to improvise a little bit."
Your forehead is so big it blocked my phone service!
Q: Why can't science be combined with religion?
A: 'Cause science creates skyscrapers and planes, while religion combines them.
Why don't orphans have Life360?
Because parents won't track them.
I like my women like I like my traction control: disabled.
I made an orphan website. It does not have a home page.
The Lenovo computers at school stopped working.
They had to call an archeologist.
Whoever stole my Microsoft Office account, I'll make you pay. You have my word!
When you're working in the Twin Towers and your computer connects to the airplane wifi.
Why was Elon Musk unable to land a job as a television host at NBC?
His own car cannot catch up with Jay Leno's Corvette!
What sound did Stephen Hawking make when he died? Power off.
Who wants to buy my new NFT?
Someone who was working in the tower must've put their phone on plane mode.
The best way to tell someone that you don't like them is by texting them "370HSSV 0773H" and tell them to read it upside down.
I tried phone sex once. But the holes were too small.
I created a website for orphans, though it doesn't have a homepage.
I hope Stephen Hawking's an organ donor because I need new parts for my go-cart.