What do you get when you mix a 737 and 767?
A 797.
Technology Jokes
Me in 2078 when the COVID-19 delta alpha theta beta cya layta alligayta nlgga chungus sussy deef clussy sussy bussy cunnybrap variant comes out and I need to stay in lockdown for another 2 years with my new mandated virus stopper buttplug 9000.
Hey, I just found out my toaster is waterproof! :D
The time is 9:11, time to put your phones on airplane mode.
What is an astronaut's favorite letter on a keyboard?
SPACE.
Just accidentally emailed a porn link to a co-worker... So I emailed ten other co-workers the link and called it a virus.
Why does Stephen Hawking need some screens?
He needs to win those Fortnite tournaments and get to Champions League.
I made an orphan's website, but there was no homepage--because they don't have a home.
What’s a guy with Tourette’s favorite app to use? Tiktok.
I've been sad recently that the Twin Towers aren't around, so I made the conclusion to build a time machine to watch it again.
I scanned an emo girl's arm the other day. Now I own her, only 3.99 with tax. That's a steal and a half, woopeeee!
Dear disabled people, just go to the settings and enable it!
I made a website about orphans.
It didn’t have a home page!
Yo mama so dumb, when I told her my friend was mute she said, “Can't you unmute her?”
Aaaah, I really wish Stephen Hawking was an organ donor...
I really need some new parts to my go-kart.
How does a tree access the internet?
By logging in and branching out!
What do you call a person that can't operate a wheelchair?
Stephen Hawking.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He couldn't log in.
Why did the smart orphan lose the tech competition?
The motherboard was nowhere to be found.
What do you call basketball for disabled people?
Rocket League?
