Tell world best yo mama joke to an orphan, then watch them cryπ
i went to a butcher house with my little cousin and seen a baby pig and told her look its pepa pig
she started crying
Why are so many people mean to orphans???
They canβt cry to their parents
Why is baby shampoo the best anal lube?
No more tears.
Whatβs the difference between an onion and a photo of a dead relative, nothing they both make you cry when you look at it
why did the orphan cry when he got back home
because he did not have one
You were sad because your grandmother died. The next day, you were washing your face, and you realize sadness made your face BLUE.
Myq sister told only onions make you u cry so i alway hit her back when she hit me but i hit her with a shoe only to catch her cry.
bunger got me like : π Face with Tears of Joy Emoji - Emojipediahttps://emojipedia.org βΊ face-with-tears-of-joy A yellow face with a big grin, uplifted eyebrows, and smiling eyes, each shedding a tear from laughing so hard. Widely used to show something is funny or ...
How many Emo's does it take to screw in a light bulb.None they all just sit in the dark and cry.
I saw a kid crying yesterday and i asked him, βwhere are your parentsβ? Than he started crying harder.
It isn't really rape if you speak different languages. I mean, how is the man supposed to know what she is saying? Those could be tears of joy and screams of pleasure
I caught my wife this morning gazing at our marriage license of long ago that hangs upon our wall with tears in her eye! Almost got teary eyed myself until she told me she was only looking for the expiration date!
There is the similarity within my wallet and an onion. They always make me cry
A proud new dad sits down with his own father.
His father says, "Son,you now have a child of your own, so I think it's time I gave you this." And so, he pulls out a book: 1001 Dad Jokes.
The young man says, "Dad, I'm honored," as tears well up in his eyes.
His father says, "Hi, Honoured, I'm Dad."
"I told my mom I thought parenting got easier as the kids get older and she laughed so hard she cried a little."
When I saw u it instantly made me cry LOL
Your face makes onions cry.
What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A piece of ass that makes your eyes water.
D you like tree jokes? Because they leaf me in tears :3
