Did you hear about the woman who put her husbandโs ashes in a burrito? He gets to tear that ass up one more time
Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world. Doctor says: 'Treatment is simple. The great clown - Pagliacci - is in town. Go see him. That should pick you up.' Man bursts into tears, says 'But doctor... I am Pagliacci.'
W-what does, I mean uh, what is, um-, wh-whatโs the difference, no... I mean- I mean what do you call a, um... sorry guys, i-i canโt do this๐ฅ๐ฅบ *runs away in tears*
There is a lot of difference between a man and woman saying,
"I went through a whole box of Tissues watching that movie"
a little boy decided to burn a house down. the father put his arm around his wife, tears in his eyes, saying, "thats arson"
Madden, because tissue, I weep Tears like rivers, cascading deep In this world, so full of strife I find solace in this fragile life
Oh tissue, tender and so pure Absorbing pain, a whispered cure Each tear that falls, you gently hold A conduit for the stories untold
In the quiet moments, I confide In your embrace, I can't hide The weight of sorrow, the burden's strain You're there, a balm for every pain
But madden, oh how you disrupt In your chaos, emotions erupt You twist and tangle, hearts collide Leaving us lost, unable to decide
Yet even in your tangled mess You bring forth growth, a rare finesse For in the madness, we find our way To stand tall, facing a brand-new day
So madden, meet tissue, ever entwined In this dance of emotions, our souls aligned Through tears and anger, joy and fears We find strength, as life perseveres
Short and sweet, this tale of strife Unraveling souls, seeking life Madden, because tissue, we may be But we'll rise above, forever free
In the realm of Danny, Ben, and Paxton, A trio of souls intertwined, Their stories woven with grace and might, A tale of friendship, ethereal and fine.
Danny, the dreamer with stars in his eyes, Chasing visions that danced in his mind, With every thought, a world he'd create, A poet, an artist, one of a kind.
Ben Power, the steadfast, a force to behold, With strength that could move mountains high, His heart, a fortress, unyielding and bold, A protector, a guardian, forever nigh.
Paxton, the wanderer, a spirit untamed, Roaming free wherever the wind blew, In every step, a new adventure claimed, A seeker, a nomad, forever anew.
Together they stood, a harmonic blend, Different paths converging as one, In the depths of their bond, a love unfurled, A symphony played, forever sung.
Through trials and triumphs, they faced the storm, Hand in hand, against the tempest's might, With laughter, tears, and hearts so warm, They shared the darkness, embracing the light.
Oh, Danny, Ben, and Paxton, forever bound, Through the pages of life, your stories unfold, In the tapestry of friendships profound, Your spirits, like poetry, forever bold.
"I told my mom I thought parenting got easier as the kids get older and she laughed so hard she cried a little."
I read the joke "what we breath is called oxygen,that is African food" to my African friend,but he is breathing in tears from his mother dying of hunger...
why did the orphan cry when he got back home
because he did not have one
Study tip: laminate your notes so they don't get damaged by the tears
Opposite day be like in doors
Figure : finally I can see
Eyes: Nnnnnoooo I'm blind. Figure I'm sorry i made fun if u all those other times pls don't make fu. Of me
Figure: ok eye promise eye won't.
Eyes: ๐ญ
its smell like something die in my room, oh yeah its my dignity,hope, and my feeling. put in the corner of my room, they make a decent blanket to wipe my tears .
You were sad because your grandmother died. The next day, you were washing your face, and you realize sadness made your face BLUE.
Myq sister told only onions make you u cry so i alway hit her back when she hit me but i hit her with a shoe only to catch her cry.
I saw a kid crying in the corner. I asked them where their parents are, Man I love working at an orphanage
How many Emo's does it take to screw in a light bulb.None they all just sit in the dark and cry.
It isn't really rape if you speak different languages. I mean, how is the man supposed to know what she is saying? Those could be tears of joy and screams of pleasure.
Nobody notices your pain, tears, struggles, but why do they notice your mistakes?
While playing in the backyard, Little Johnny kills a honeybee. His father sees him killing the honeybee and angrily says, โNo honey for you for one month!โ Later that afternoon, Johnnyโs dad catches him tearing the wings off a butterfly. โThatโs it! No butter for you for one month!โ says his dad. Later that evening as Johnnyโs mother cooks dinner, a cockroach runs across the kitchen floor. She jumps and stomps on it, and then looks up to find Little Johnny and her husband watching her. Little Johnny looks at his father and says, โAre you going to tell her, Dad, or do you want me to?โ
