Why was Liverpool better than Man United? We won 5-0, and you have a sex offender on your team.
Team Jokes
South's losing to Broncos. 😹
How do baseballs communicate?
They touch base!
So an orphan played for a football team, and the coach said, "Your parents must be proud of you!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA.
Why didn't the koala make the football team? Because it got diskoalafied!
A teacher in Scunthorpe asks a class what their favorite football team is, saying, "Raise your hand if it is Scunthorpe." Every student but one raised their hand. The teacher asks, "Why don't you support Scunthorpe?" The child answers, "My parents support Grimsby, and so do I." The teacher comes back with, "Why are you copying your parents? What if your mum was a prostitute and your dad a druggie?" The child answers, "Then I'd support Scunthorpe like you dirty bastards!"
You caught a Penaldo!
Description: Penaldo, the finished statpadder. It is said that Penaldo drains the energy of its teammates and sells underwears.
Type: Ghost type.
Moves: Dive
Disappear in big games
Cry for pens
Statpad vs farmers
Sells underwear
Fuck the Green Bay Packers!
What has 4 legs and two gloves?
All five people on my baseball team. ⚾️
What do you call a kid on the track team who isn't on the track team?
A school shooter.
Why did Cinderella get kicked off the soccer team? Because she ran away from the ball.
Yo mama so fat that the Avengers team had to snap five times and say, "Oh my God!"
What's the difference between soccer and a dead baby?
I don't wear steel cap boots when I play soccer.
Q: Why can't orphans be on a football team?
A: Because they won't know where to go on a home game.
So NFL teams were playing football on me, and then Justin Jefferson hit something called "the gritty" on me.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
My friend threw a soccer ball at a disabled kid.
We all yelled "Rocket league!"
Which Pokémon do soccer players like the most?
GOALduck.
Q: Why did the ballerina get kicked off the squad?
She was standing way too close to the dancers.
