Why did jesus not win any stanley cups? Because he was cut from the team because he kept being pinned to the boards
It was a sunny day and I was in school. I had history lessons and we had cool subject! The subject was about the Pendulum, the man who statpaded against small teams and camped in pen spot! Our teacher showed us a map with marked countries in which penaldo dived like a dolphin!
As an honest Penaldo fan I have to admit he is a penalty merchant. He can only score against farmer teams like Spezia. He never shows up against great teams like Barcelona. I've come to realize my hero Penaldo will never be better than Messi. My idol Penaldo is sadly finished.
what do you call a group of special ed kids with guns............... special forces
My little league football debut was a lot like the first time I had sex. I was beaten, bruised, and bloody, but at least my Dad came.
Whats 9/11 survivors least favorite nfl team ?
New York Jets.
You can give a hockey team airplane a new source of heating but it went to far on September 7th, 2011 when the Yaroslavl plane crash happened.
Girl: hi(flirt) Boy: hi?(reluctant) Girl: im a cheerleader captain, im also single.(flirt) Boy 2: exuse me?! He's MY MAN...
Why does the pancake team in baseball always win? Because they have the best batter.
Why dose the basketball never get a date ........ Because they dribble. ✌️✌️✌️✌️
Why was Jesus Christ cut from the hockey team? He kept getting nailed to the boards
Y did the csi team have to go to the purple rain shoot? ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤bc they had to dust for prince hahaha
What helped the Lakers win the Finals? Kobe's Passing!
why are nazis so good at soccer?
Because they're so good at shooting
Why doesn’t Pakistan have any football teams?
Every corner they get the open a shop on it!
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball He didn't no where home was
Why do orphans miss half their basketball season? Cause' they don't have home games.
Q: How do basketball players stay cool during a game?
A: They stand near the fans!🏀🏀😆😆
(On their 1-2 loss to Watford) Ty: Well we musnt forget that it’s been raining so... Robbie: It’s been raining??? Ty: Yeah! Robbie: Are you being serious??? It’s raining for both teams!
In the new Justice League movie Flash can break glass by touching it, why is that? Because Flash is not supported on Windows.
