teacher: “okay so how are you going?” student :“i’m not going” teacher” oh so your a wheelchair person”
This. This, is my class.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/xlzTJPmpV9o
Teacher: Describe Ukraine history in 3 words? Student: Ukraine is History!
*New teacher walks in* New Teacher : hi there class my name is Mr. willy i will be yo math teacher *Me in shock Willy* Me : Willy Wonka is that you?!
I remember having a crush on my math teacher so i winked at her and said "dont worry babe, ill callculater."
Playing a game called 7-up. Student- why can't I use a pencil to tap their fingers? Teacher- it's cheating! Student- No! it's the object of the game.
school would be a lot different if the quiet kid had a rpg
imagine this: u at math class. Teacher asks you “wut 11*11”. You say “120”. Teach syas “wrong!” You say “how off was I?” Teach says “1” me rn: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHERES THE RAGE TABLE or smth liek tht
What do orphans and homework have in common? Everybody forgets about them
In the cute fantasies: Est-ce que tu manges du poulet ? Attendez une seconde, VOTRE PROFESSEUR VEGAN !!!!! In reality: Are you eating chicken? Wait a second, YOUR THE VEGAN TEACHER!!!
why are orphans so naughty at school its not like the teacher is gonna call theyre parents
Teacher: “If you got ten dollars from ten people, what would you have?” Johnny: “A new bike”.
Why did the teacher yell at the orphan?
Because he didn’t do his homework.
I asked my class what comes before 47 everyone said 46 except for the quiet kid who sad ak
Teacher: whats 55 flowers plus 67 flowers? Kid: a garden? Teacher: did I tell you that you're adopted?
why did the music teacher need a ladder to reach the really high notes
teachr. How many kids r I'n this classroom. Kid: 73 if u count the ones u have hid in the basement
When my mom said you have to listen to classical music at my new school. I had to listen to it at twenty four seven, after that I sang the song the wrong melody for my music teacher 😎
What did the teacher say to the fat Turkish kid that always ate in his class.
"You could do with Ramadan lasting all year couldn't you"
We asked our teacher many times for an atlas and he said "atlast you can have one"
