turn the comments into a school shootout ;)
Is that my student?
Na! It is Jesus!
Stephen was a mad role model. He never taught me to stand up for myself.
My teacher got so mad at me for making 9/11 jokes, she hit me twice and I said, "Damn, got hit twice!"
What do you get when you cross a vampire with a teacher?
Lots of blood tests!
An Asian student was learning logarithm in class. He wrote down his name after the question. The teacher asked why. He replied, "My class ID is number 1."
Every second, 1 kid gets diagnosed with homework.
Teacher: Hi class, today we will learn about the song, "London Bridge is falling down, falling down."
Then one student said, "I thought it was 'Twin Towers are falling down, falling down!'"
Why do orphans not like 1st-5th grade teachers?
Because they have a home room.
Science teacher: How many times can the earth fit into the sun?
Me: As many times as the earth can fit into you.
Kid: What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?
Teacher: What?
Kid: Fruity Pebbles with water.
Teacher: Why water?
Kid: 'Cause his dad never came back with the milk.
Teacher: Great! You’re studying in break time!
Student: Thank you. I heard that it is good to study before sleep.
I miss understood that, Miss Understood.
My teacher asked what was the worst time you got paddled by your parents. My one friend said that he got in trouble and got whacked by a stick. I raised my hand and said that my dad whacked me with his dick.
A teacher wanted to teach her students about self-esteem, so she asked anyone who thought they were stupid to stand up. One kid stood up, and the teacher was surprised. She didn’t think anyone would stand up, so she asked him, “Why did you stand up?” He answered, “I didn’t want to leave you standing up by yourself.”
My teacher asked the class to stand up if you're dumb. No one did, so she said, "Come on, someone must be dumb," and pointed over to the left side of the classroom. Lil Jonny stands up. "Do you think you're dumb, Lil Jonny?" asked the teacher. "No, I just feel bad for you. You're the only one who stood up," replied Lil Jonny!
What did the Teacher say the the orphan
I am calling your parents
My teacher started talking about houses, then I said I don't want that informansion.
Don’t you hate it when your teacher(s) say, “just focus, it’s that easy?”
And then you die inside.
A kindergarten class is learning about the alphabet. The teacher asked, "What comes after M?"
Little Timmy reached into his backpack and yelled, "16!"
