Teacher Jokes

i threw a paper airplane at the twin sisters, the teacher was upset, i guess they dont read the news

If a emo kid and the quiet kid had a fight the quiet kid would win cause the emo kid would hang him self death

one day a teacher says:"what does a pig give us?" a student says:"bacon!" the teacher says:"good! now, what does a chicken give us?" a student says:"eggs!" the teacher says:"good! now, what does a fat cow give us?" a student says:"homework!" the whole class laughs

i was sitting in class and the teacher said he wasn't disapointed in me and my best friend but not so much in me. I looked at my best friend and said "I'm a disapointment to the teacher too"

why can't orphans fail a test because the teacher is gonna ask their parents to sign it

Student - Its hot in here

Teacher - Thats Beacuse im in here

Kid me: I lost my stick

Teacher : No you didn’t

Kid me: How do you know that?

Teacher: It’s hanging out out of your pants

I got sent to the principal office today because I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire and screamed, “HOTWHEELS!”

why did the chicken cross the road? he had to finish his essay or the teacher was gunna whoop his fat butt cheeks

An orphan boy at my school did really bad in a test and started crying.

I said, “Don’t worry, your parents won’t say anything.”

I got in trouble in school today. The teacher said "I'm gonna call your parents!" I said "let me know when you find them" <3

Teacher told me to turn in my essay but I ain't no snitch fool

I FOUND A KEY THAT WORKS FOR EVERY DOOR AT MY SCHOOL

Teacher's pen is RED, our pen is BLUE, she is marking an EGG on my marksheet left with questions and no CLUE.

There was a fire at my high school when I was in Year 7 - When the local newspaper interviewed my teacher, they asked her how she was seeing the 'bright side' of it. She said "Well, at least our new students got a warm welcome" 54 students died that day.

What do you call a jedi teacher who lives in a forest?

Obi Van Canopy

Teacher: what’s 2+2

Jimmy: 2+2=feEesh

Teacher: well jimmy I can see your going places not college but places

Head teacher talking about recent vandalism during school assembly:

"And to those of you who wrote Mr. Smith's telephone number on the door of the girl's toilets, he would like to make it clear that the last digit is a 7 and not a 4."

One day Nathan came in ten minutes late to Mr Jones's class. Mr Jones asked him, "Nathan, what do you have to say for yourself?" Nathan says, "Please sir, I was on top of Cherry Hill. Then Dave came in a further ten minutes late to Mr Jones's class. Mr Jones asked him, "Dave, what do you have to say for yourself?" Dave says, "Please sir, I was on top of Cherry Hill. Then Mike came in a further ten minutes late to Mr Jones's class. Mr Jones asked him, "Mike, what do you have to say for yourself?" Mike says, "Please sir, I was on top of Cherry Hill. Then five minutes later a new girl walked in to Mr Jones's lesson. Mr Jones is at the end of his tether now and says, "Who are you and why are you late?" The new girl says, "Sir, I'm called Cherry Hill"